Hi again! This is the next chapter of The Night off. It didn't go very well as I had writers block but I said if I had two reviews I would write another. Well here it is. Good Luck and enjoy!

Alucard followed Seras all the way up to the stairs constantly keeping his gaze on her. Suddenly she turned around causing the pair to bump against each other. "Master, why are you watching me?" Seras asked with annoyance ringing through her voice.

"Is it a crime to want to protect you and keep watch over you?" He asked with gentle eyes showing hurt. This made Seras feel terrible for being so harsh on him. "Well no master but-"Well there's no problem then. Now hurry up, police girl, we haven't got all night!" He said quickly going back to his normal self. Always so easy to manipulate Alucard thought to himself as he contained his snicker.

They reached the top of the stairs and entered the huge mall. "Master, what are you planning? You have that grin you get when you get excited." Seras felt the gaze of her master on her.

"Well, police girl, I just thought we could just spend sometime together."

"Really!?" She asked as she got excited.

"No. Really Police girl, it's like you don't know me at all!" Seras hung her head down in defeat. He was right after all. It was unlike Alucard to be in "I want to just talk" mood. In fact that never happened. I can't wait to see what he's going to make me do! She thought without remembering Alucard can hear her thoughts. "Well Police girl, as you're so eager to get going you can get some items for me."

"What items?" she replied with a look of complete confusion on her face.

"All I need you to get for me is sticky tape."

"Sticky tape? What for!"

"You'll find out soon, Police girl now go! Meet me in Walter's kitchen in 5 minutes and don't fail me or else..." he asked disappearing in to the wall. Seras gulped. "Or else what?" she asked to thin air but wishing someone was with her.

4 minutes later.

Seras arrived in Walter's kitchen one minute early so that she would never know what the "or else" was. When she entered she saw Alucard sitting next to the table which was covered in toilet rolls.

"Master! What are those for!?" She asked pointing at the several heaps of toilet rolls.

"There for us police girl." He said calmly. Seras looked at her master suspiciously before giving her master the sticky tape. As she handed it to him though he shook his head. "I don't need that now, Police girl."

"Then why did you send me to go get it then master!"

"Because you would have stopped me from getting these." he said while pointing to the toilet rolls. "Now pick them up and move them around the place. Put them where they can be hit easily."

"Hit easily?" She asked. If she wasn't confused before she was now but, Seras always did as she was told and spread the toilet rolls out. It was then she noticed the big tub in the middle of the floor. The markings on it were rubbed of so she couldn't read what it was. "Master what are we doing?"

"What do you mean Police girl?" He asked raising an eyebrow at her.

"Well what I mean is what are we doing? I assumed we're going to Tepee Walter's kitchen." She said in a drone. Alucard scoffed at the idea.

"Really Police girl! Tepee this whole kitchen by hand! You're madder than me!"

"Exactly that's what I thought when-wait-what do you mean by hand?" She looked to her master to see him grinning.

"We're vampires Police girl. We don't do things the human way, we do them in the worst way! Now go and stand outside the door." He pointed to the exit with one finger.

"But-" He quickly turned his head to face her and gave her a glare which could only mean "no buts!" So she turned and went out with worry all through her. As she was leaving though she saw her master lift the lid and put what looked like a grenade into it. Suddenly Alucard disappeared only to re-appear behind and pull her out of the room with great force. Out of nowhere came a loud BANG! As a white liquid shot out the door.

"Master! What was that!?" she heard a click and saw her master loading his gun.

"Well Police girl, I thought you would have worked it out by now." He turned to face the kitchen and aimed his gun. Seras covered her ears as bullets were fired. She ran to his side by the door and looked in the kitchen with a gaping mouth making her resemble a fish. "Well, I must say I have done a splendid job at re-decorating the kitchen, wouldn't you agree Police girl?" He turned to her to see a very shocked police girl still gaping at the newly "decorated" room. "What's wrong? You don't like it?" All Seras could do was stare in shock.

"Master, Walter's going to kill you!"

"Me? US you mean."

She continued to gaze at the room instead of listening to what Alucard said. The room was now covered in tissue which was held on by glue. So that's what that white stuff was Seras thought. She couldn't believe her eyes, there was still tissue floating in the air from where Alucard had shot the toilet rolls and made them explode. "Do you think he'll like it?" Asked Alucard with the biggest grin on his face. At that point Seras was at boiling point. "Are you bloody mad?! Walter's going to be here in ten minutes to make Sir Integra her nine o'clock tea and he's going to see this! He's going to come after us, chop us into little bits, then he's going to tell Sir Integra who's going to shoot us with her pistol, scream at us until we chop our ears off and then lock us in the basement till the end of time!" She stopped screaming and began to pant after her mad rant.

"At least I won't be alone." He replied with a smile. "But really, is that what you think will happen? I think you're exaggerating...Allot" He said in a cool manner as if nothing was wrong. At that moment Walter entered the room with a tray and tea cup. He took one step in to the room and dropped everything. As a smash was heard so were a number of curses yelled so loudly it would wake up hell.

"ALUCARD!"

"I'm by her Walter, no need to shout."

"What did you do!?"

"I re-decorated your kitchen, it was a drag but now it's pure white!" He replied with an accomplished look on his face.

"You...You...You…"

"What's wrong, don't like it? Tell it to my master then." He turned on his heel and started to leave waving a hand for Seras to follow.

"Alucard!" Walter screamed at him.

"What?" As he turned his face turned even paler when he saw Alucard with the frying pan.

"I'm going to get you and I'm going to make you wish you could die!"

He began to dart towards Alucard.

"I think we should go!" Alucard hastily said as he pulled Seras through a portal in the wall.

"Alucard I swear to God I'm going to get you for this!" Walter screamed to the wall Alucard and Seras went through.

I promise the next chapter will be better! Again I had writers block and all my ideas disappeared. Please review as I'm interested in your opinion and I'll write another chapter (a better one hopefully) if I get at least one positive comment in the reviews. Also feel free to give a suggestion as to what you would like to see them do next! Also I'll try to keep making the chapters 1000 words or more!