Hi guys! I'm back with a new chapter! Sorry it took so long but I've been getting ready for school and I went to Oakwood Park with my family as well! This chapter has a bit of fluff and lemon but nothing terrible. I felt I had to write this as I had updated for a good few days. But before I you read my newest chapter I would just like to thank the following people for reviewing as I really appreciate it.

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Alucard and Seras walked down the corridors of the Hellsing manor. Seras suddenly stopped causing Alucard to also stop and stare at her.

"Master, what are we doing?" Alucard looked at her astounded at what she had asked.

"Well, I hear that it's called walking, it's what things do when they want to get somewhere." He replied sarcastically.

"I didn't mean it like that!" She replied angrily at his sarcasm. "I mean what are we doing tonight? We've pissed Walter off and now he's after us with the frying pan of doom wishing you weren't already dead so he could be the cause of it, not to mention he's after me too because of your stupid idea to Tepee his bloody kitchen!" She was now screaming knowing very well it was aggravating him.

"Are you done?" He asked showing his annoyance.

"No! Because now were wandering around hopelessly without anything to do!" She stopped for a brief moment before see the smirk upon his face. "Oh bloody hell no master! I am NOT doing anything else tonight! If I stay with you I have a feeling no one is going to like us anymore." She was nearly finished but had to add "Not that they don't already." under her breath hoping he wouldn't hear it but felt she had to say it.

"Really Police girl, why do you care about those humans? There worthless to us! Nothing but food! Yet you seem to care about what they think, I will never understand." He seemed quiet annoyed while expressing his small tirade. Seras was just about to explain why she did care so he could understand but before she could start he could see it coming and quickly added "And I don't wish to understand. It's the reason your weak." He said coldly. At this point Seras's blood was raging and Alucard knew it! Perfect! She's going for the bait! He thought as she was about to explode.

"Who the hell do you think you are!? And don't even reply to that! You may be my master but that doesn't give you an excuse to talk to me like that! I'm not bloody weak either! Unlike you, I like the small part of me which is humane!" At this point she stopped. She just glared at Alucard. What the hell!? He's laughing! Indeed. She hadn't noticed it when she was having her tantrum but she did begin to feel her anger rise. "WHY ARE YOU LAUGHING!?" She was now screeching which only made him laugh more. This was really beginning to frustrate Seras now and it was showing. Then Alucard spoke making her jump.

"I love it when you get mad!" He said through his dark chuckles.

"What! This isn't a joke master!" She was really angry at him now for not taking the situation seriously.

"I know that, Police girl. All I mean is that you are simply divine when you are angry. It seems to bring out the real vampire within you!" He said a twinkle in his eyes. Seras knew this twinkle well, whenever it appeared in his eyes he was up to something and that wasn't good.

"Master, what do you mean?" There was a slight hint of worry showing in her voice. Alucard was walking towards her.

"What I mean, Police girl, is that I love it when you get worked up and flustered, it, how to put it, attracts me to you." At this Seras stumbled back at his reply. Brilliant, my plan is working Alucard thought while continuing on "What's wrong, Seras?" He asked adding velvet to his voice.

"Master! You called me by my name!" He chuckled at her reaction he stepped forward again coming just inches away from her face. He whispered just loud enough so she could hear "I know." With that he pushed her backwards through a portal he had made while distracting her.

Seras landed with a hard thump on the floor. She took the moment of time on the floor to look at her surroundings. I'm in master's room! She thought. "Yes, Seras." Alucard said in a husky voice as he came through the portal. Before Seras could stand Alucard had already got on top of her stopping her from proceeding.

"Master, what are you doing!?" Panic in her voice was clearly visible. Alucard just laughed at Seras as she attempted to push him off him.

"If you drank your blood Seras you would be able to get out of this, but because you refused, you fail." Once finishing his sentence he pinned her arms above her head had straddled her legs with his own. Alucard just laughed at the look on her face. She looked like a little girl who had just had her ice cream taken off her. Seras continued to pull.

"Master! Let me go!" Seras began to shout again but Alucard just continued to laugh. "MASTER! LET ME GO NOW OR-" before she could finish Alucard had interrupted her by leaning in and catching her lips in an aggressive kiss. Seras just blinked as Alucard began to force his entry. He gained it easily as Seras, who was taken back, wasn't paying attention as she was still taking in what he had just done. As Alucard pulled back he heard a gasp.

"Or what?" he added emphasis to the "what" part. Seras just stared at him. Alucard suddenly picked her up by her arms and forced her against the wall pinning her to it. He knew that if her heart could beat it would be beating wildly as her cheats was heaving up and down at a light sweat appeared on her head. He leaned in pressing his lips against her ear. In a light but seductive whisper he spoke, "I know what you want." At this he brushed his lips across her ear make her shudder.

"Master... I…don't…but...please…me…" As she continued to stutter and panic Alucard burst out laughing dropping her hard to the floor.

"That was brilliant! If only you could have seen yourself! It was hysterical!" Seras just stared at the floor in shame.

"I can't believe you used me for your amusement just as you did Walter." Sadness was heavy in her voice.

"Come now, Police girl. It was just a bit of harmless fun."

"For you maybe." She mumbled. She couldn't help but take notice and feel a little disappointed at the fact he was back to calling her police girl. At that moment in time, the door at the end of the basement was slammed open as someone entered. Panting could be heard and suppressed growls.

"Master?" She looked at Alucard who looked back just as confused. The door to his room was bashed open revealing there newest threat. Walter.

"Alucard! I swore I would get you!" If Walter's vain popped out on his head as it would in an anime.

"Walter, just calm down. Let's just let things go and be mature adults." Alucard was trying to calm the elderly man down but with no success. Before he knew it Walter was charging for him while swinging the frying pan viciously. Just as he went to slam it in to his face Alucard grabbed Seras and ran through the wall. Walter's frying pan came down hard on the wall striking his coffin and causing the wood to split and break.

"Damn you Alucard!"

Again thank you for all your reviews! I look foreword to reading more hopefully! I've managed to keep my goal of making every chapter at leas 1000 words (without the A/S's) I hope you enjoy this chapter and please feel free to give either :

Ideas for victim's

Ideas for what they can actually do to cause trouble.

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