Hello again! Thank you all so very much for the reviews! I was so happy I just had to post another chapter! Also just a quick thanks to the following people in inspired me to put this chapter up today. They are Matoska, Alucardga, Anonymous Psychofan, Sanguinary Tears, LittleMissPadfoot, thank you all for reviewing the previous chapter! Now please enjoy!
Anderson was cleaning his bayonets and placing them back to his coat of infinite storage. While taking great pride in his cleaning and concentrating, Anderson felt a burning wound blast through his chest. As he stood up to look at what had shot him he stopped his motion as a snicker could be heard as well as a whimper. Hissing after knowing all to well who it was, Anderson said one simple name which would never let him rest until it was destroyed,
"Alucard…" though the laughing increased, Anderson prepared to take out one of his bayonets. Alucard seeing this shouted to Seras "NOW!" the command sending her jumping in to action. Seras grabbing for one sleeve while Alucard going for the other, both pulled hard ripping the coat of the paladin.
"What the!?!?!?!?" Anderson in shock turned quickly as Seras and Alucard ran through the door. Anderson racing after them screamed, "Bloody vampires! Get back here with my coat!" Reaching the outside after a much exaggerated run, Anderson stared straight ahead as he saw the two vampires standing side by side with his coat in Alucard's hands.
"Well, well, well, I would never have thought you to be so careless, regenerator!" He slithered out the name as if it would burn him if said in any other way. "I've always wanted to know what's in this little coat of yours, you always seem to have an infinite amount of those damn bayonets and I want to know how. I only wish that Police girl would enjoy this with me but she-"
"Hell yeah I do! I hate this man with a burning passion and want to know too!" Interrupting her master and snatching the coat from him, she shoved her hands in hoping to find out the truth behind this "mysterious" coat. Alucard smirking proudly as she continued throwing out bayonets looked to the paladin as if on guard. "What the hell is this in here for?" Asked Seras bringing out a toaster from the coat. Alucard with the biggest grin in history broke out laughing and…CRYING!
"I must say…That's…Brilliant! I've…never laughed…so hard in…my life…and for that…I must say…well done!" He said in between his laughs while clapping his hands sarcastically." Why do you have a toaster?" Asked Seras to the stern paladin.
"Well, in my business you never know when you'll get hungry." He replied blankly as if it was common sense. "but-" Before Seras could finish Anderson cut in. "Before you ask, the bread is a couple of metres then just to the right and forward another metre." After finishing Seras began to reach in but lost her footing and fell…in to the coat! Alucard seeing this with tears in his eyes reached for her ankle before she fell in completely. While pulling her out Alucard noticed she was bringing something with her.
"Police girl, what is-" his sentence was cut short when he saw a small monkey in a waist coat. Laughing once more with the previous tears joining the other ones. "Now that's even more hilarious! I thought the toaster was one thing but that!" He laughed harder pointing at the monkey.
"What's so funny? I...I get lonely…sometimes." Anderson said embarrassed and going bright red. He was now beginning to get infuriated. Seras continued to reach in hoping to find something brilliant.
After a couple of minutes, items were spread all over the floor surrounding Seras as Alucard held his hand against Andersons head stopping him from disturbing Seras's "adventure". Around her lay a four poster bed, Pogo stick, small elephant and penguin, the worlds biggest teddy collection, a mouldy pasty and a book about how to get a girl friend. Seras falling over in a pit of laughter dropped the coat and attempted to hold her sides. Seeing the opportunity, Anderson dived forward a grabbed the coat. He instantly put it on and drew out two bayonets. Alucard and Seras still crying on the floor in laughter froze at the sight. Anderson now feeling he had the upper hand, gripped the bayonets tighter and charged but before he had even stepped, his blade broke from the handle and clanged to the floor. "How could this be!? My bayonets…BROKEN?" his mouth gaped and his eyes wide as tears began to appear in his eyes. Alucard just looked at him with pride in his eyes.
"I'm impressed, Police girl, I didn't know you had it in you. Thos bayonets were an annoyance!" Smiling widely Seras looked to the floor as her cheeks went a light shade of pink. Giggling she bashfully replied "Thank you master."
"I mean it, this is a side of you I've never seen and…I like it." He replied with a silky tone to his words as they slid out of his voice like velvet. Forgetting Anderson was there they both spun around to face him as a wail was heard.
"WHAT DID YOU DO!?" He screeched while crying. Seras now wearing the smirk of her master looked at him with hatred and a sense of achievement. "Simple, I separated all the blades from the handle so no matter how many you have you can't use them on me or my master!" She shouted while pressing her arms tightly to her sides. Hearing her master chuckle behind her she felt an arm go around her shoulders. She looked up to find his gaze fixed on the paladin.
"You're very fortunate that this is our night off and I have things I want to do or else I'd be sending you to hell!" He laughed insanely after finishing. "But- don't think my little game is over, I assure you that the whole of the Vatican will hear about you dark secrets and so will Hellsing and her majesty. It's the least I can do really." He stopped his laughing when a loud CLANG was heard very close to him as Seras was hit hard to the floor. Reactions kicked in and turned on his heels with his gun raised ready to kill, but was let down when he saw Walter, with the frying pan of doom! "uh oh…" He hesitantly backed up picking Seras up by the arm but before he could say anything else Seras was reaching her limit.
"What the hell was that for!? I didn't do anything Alucard did, yet I get hit! What's with you! How dare you!" As she swag her first Walter stumbled back.
"I assure you I was aiming for Alucard but sadly my head is a little dizzy after the helicopter ride here, but never the less, I'm here to get revenge for my kitchen and well, HELL I'M GONNA GET IT!" He swung again but missed. Alucard grabbed Seras and quickly ran in the direction of Anderson who was still emotionally paralysed with what had happened and dreading what Alucard had threatened. He didn't notice Walter right behind them and swinging, without warning, Alucard jumped over Anderson taking Seras with him. Walter though, Walter continued to swing and struck Anderson right in the middle of his face. Anderson fell hard to the floor making a loud THUD as he made contact with the ground. "Oh dear…" was all Walter could say. As he scanned the area he soon discovered that Alucard and Seras we're gone…AGAIN! "GOD DAMMIT! SON OF A -" He stopped his tantrum when he noticed the bundle of items on the floor. "What are they doing there…" He wondered as her went back to the helicopter. All of the journey there he thought of brutal things to do to Alucard. "If it's the last thing I do, I'LL GET YOU ALUCARD!" He screamed to the night raising his fist, he also went to raise the hand with the frying pan of doom but…it was gone. "Where's that gone?".
Alucard and Seras appeared again in the Hellsing manor. Alucard looked at the wall and just sighed. "When will he understand, He'll never get me, it's not possible." Turning around he met the fiery gaze.
"How could you let him hit me? God damn you-" But before she could finish his stated a fact he thought was obvious. "He already has." Yet he didn't think about the consequences. Seras screamed with fury! Suddenly she pulled the frying pan of doom from behind her back and brought it high above her head and screamed once more charging for Alucard. As they ran, Seras attempting to kill Alucard, They ran continuously down the corridors which were leading to the leader of the Hellsing agency….
Wow! Another chapter the next day! That's amazing for me! Please feel free to review or not as I am very happy with my progress! Again, please feel free to give some suggestions on situations or victims! This was requested by BlackWolfHellHound, Next person has been requested by Anonymous Psychofan. I really hope you all enjoyed this and I might put up another chapter tomorrow or not, I'm not sure yet but for now, bye!