(Naruto's POV)

I had decided to stay after that disastrous morning so here I am waiting for Kakashi to show up to train us. Train us, yeah right! More like tell us that we have a D rank mission and then start reading his book after telling us what the mission was.

Suddenly I heard a shriek of, "YOU'RE LATE!" Kakashi had arrived.

Looking at the beat up old watch on my wrist I noted that he was actually on time. "Actually Sakura, Kakashi-sensei is on time to day."

Sakura and Sasuke looked at me as if I were crazy and Kakashi just eye smiled at me. "Quite right Naruto I am on time. Now I am here to tell you that I have nominated you three for the Chunnin exams."

Sakura looked apprehensive as Sasuke smirked in delight. I could tell. I have learned to read him since the days in the academy. "Oh get over yourself would you Sasuke-teme." I said inwardly smirking.

"Don't call Sasuke-kun that!" Sakura screamed in my ear preparing to bash me over the head had I not dodged the fist just in time. Sakura stared at me blankly in surprise that I had actually dodged her attack.

"Very good Naruto you are finally learning to dodge attacks." Kakashi said with a grin underneath his mask.

Back stiff Naruto turned to look at him, "I have always been able to dodge such a weak attack I merely choose not to."

Kakashi's grin faded from his face and he looked at her seriously. "I was joking Naruto. And here I thought you were the prank mistress. You can't even take a joke."

"What's your point sensei?" Naruto asked seemingly tired for the first time sense the mission in Wave Country.

"You need to loosen up that is my point you are to tense why don't you take a trip to the hot spring house?" Kakashi let a grin slip back onto his face with the though, 'I will make use of that peep hole in the wall just for observing her to make sure that she does relax.'

"You will be doing no such thing." Naruto growled.

"Oh SHIT!!! I said that out loud didn't I?" Kakashi said with a groan of despair.

"Yes you did! If you needed a naked female to look at all you had to do was ask." Kakashi's eyes popped out of his head. 'Did this mean that she would run around naked?' "Sexy No Jutsu!" 'I've never heard of this jutsu.' Kakashi thought in confusion. He looked at his other two students and saw them grinning

"What are you two grinning at?"

"You are about to witness the most feared jutsu ever created." Sasuke said with a pleased smirk.

Finally the clouds that appeared when the jutsu had begun cleared revealing a very curvaceous blonde with triple D/E sized breast with a tiny waist blowing kisses at Kakashi. "Do you like it?" Was all the blonde said before she was jumped and carried off.

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Well this didn't turn out the way it was supposed to. I didn't plan on the ending it has it just demanded to be put down as the ending. I hope you enjoyed this chapter.