Disclaimer: Edward, renesmee, adn Bella are not ares.

A/N: fredsflyingfish: Get over you self you stupid flammer! I don't have to put up with you're phlegm. You got so repoed for harries mint. Stupid elitist snobe!

Chrestomanci: Thanx for the awesome rev! You roq my sox!

Chapter 2: Xtra Credit card

My plan was foiled and now Ill be seaing more of Edgar that iritating bat boy! (another illusion). He's reely gross. What dose Bella sea in him anyway? Oh wel, I gotta look on the brite side. At least I can see more of he daughter in a swim suite, she loks adorable, like a litle buny. Alas, her form wille improve, and Bella wille like me.

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Bella passed her swim finel! I mean Renesmee pased her swim finel! Bella came to pick her daughter up from the final. She hugged her and her white blause was soaked with water grom her daughters wet suit gifting me with a glimps of her pink silk bra. Moms are so hot!

It wroked! Bella was so proud of me. She thnaked me and invited me to diner with her flamlily (i mey hav sagested it to Renesme, can U blam me?). I cant wate! I have to impresse her. Maybe I shoud rent a tuxedoe! No I'll buy her neclacé. Oh wate, wold hat be to much to giv her infront of er huband! Nah it'll bea okey.

I want to a jewlery stroe in the mall. It took along time to fined the write neclagé. Fist, they hade a problms wit the displey case. I wos loking all the jewelrys, and teh glase wuz all harde to see fru. It wos like it foged upor smething. The ladie told me to stand bak. She wus so roude. Magickally, after I stud up, the glase unfoged. The ladie seamed to think it was my breathe that did it. Stupid rich stuck up snob!

I fount the prefect neclisé . It is a beuatiful chain of bairded sliver. I think its lont enuf to go rite to her cleevige. The pedant is ruby to mach her red eyes. It's the shaip of a heart wif a sliver cross onit. Tho, I dont no if shes' X-tian, ib et she is. Sum1 good like her must be Chrstian.

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I showed up at her hause an our earl to look goode. Girlz like a guy whose puntual. I had the neclisé in a box in mi haND. I wring the doorbell. Rober- I mean Edmund ansewered. He locked me queschoningly. "Hello," he sade, "We weren't expecting you so early. Well, come on in and make yourself at home." H'es so onta me! He noes I want trhis to B my home! Den he wnet into tha kichen and I heared him say "Bella, honey, that Ea guy's here, early."

"Nao?" I heard her lirycle voice drift to me form da kitchen as if on a soft seebreeze. "Its so early, I haven't even finished coking."

Ah, sh hadn't evon finished dinner yet. And she was impressed by my punchuality. Belle, my luv, I promice I will save yu form dat vile husband of you'res. 1 day you wille be nime.

She strolled out of teh kitchen, whipping her hands of on a diss towel. "Hellow." She smelled brightly. "Tank you for helping our deer Renesmee pass yer class."

Her smile was inchanting and I was prowerless under her spill. "Just doin my jobe." I replied. Then, holding out the box I said, "Dis is 4 u."

"Oh…" She took the offered box and looked at it curiously. She was intrigued by me gift, she was so into me! Score! "Thank… you…? You brote me a gift. You didn't have to do that. Really, shouldn't hav."

"Open it oop." I told her.

She took out the negligé. She loked shacked. "Really, you shouldn't have…"

He modeisty was so sweet. The more I spoke to her the more I luved her. She was me Venus, my Aphrodisica, me Calypso, me goddess of love. She was practically perfet in every way. Now if I could jut get rid of er husband! Den she would be mine! And no 1 else's!!!

She replaced the negligé in its box. My clever little minx, of course she couldnt were infront of her husband. He mite already suspected our relationshp but if he saw the gift he would defiantly no and them wed both be in trouble. My love was as smart as she was bootyful. My art over flowed with affliction for her.

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