Chapter 3: Darling Its better Down were it's Wetter

A/N: Evry1 needz 2 stope flaming me!!!! Wut did I evar du 2 u? I don't need 2 put up wit you're phlem! If u don't like my story den ucan GTFO, betches!!! And who is Tara? Cant u ppl reed!!1?! I'm EMILY and my friend it AMETHYST and Ea doesn't have a slave, that's illeagle. I meant sleave. Xtra thanx to my wonderfully boyfriend who helped wit this chapter!

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Diner went well last weak. Bella is an amusing cook!!! Her food was seditious. So now that I'm not Renemsee's inductor I can hung out at her home as a fiend. Other wise it wood be expropriate. I'm surprised! Edward seams to rally like me! Evry time I come over, he alwys hangs our with me. He nevr levees my side. I think he's my knew BFF. I still devise his guts. But if I can be fiends with him, then I can hung out at there house moor.

So toady were at tha mall. Its almost X-mas nd were buying gifs. Eddy (I call him that know), keeps bringing me whiff him ^& akin me s abbot what his cousin will like or something. Ho should I know? It's vexatious, butt I grotto fake bean his fiend, so I self-sacrifice.

At some poet in thyme, Ea sunk of on he's own. He 1st got gifs for Edwad & Renesnee. For Ed, he perchance d a bottle of sunless tanning crème. For Renesmee, he got a color of nail Polish he taught shed like and a book called "The Host" by this awesome riter, Stephanie Meyer. He went to a lingering store 4 Bells pretense. He got her a black silken nighty. He also gave her a fish he cot and stuffed himself on a plack as her fake-out gif. He couldn't putt his name on the reel gif, cuz Eddy mite see. So he leaves the nighty unanimous and gave her a dud fish with his name on it.

Edwrd sad he liked the tannin cream, but he ne'er seamed to use it. Renemsee wore the blood red mail polish he got her around the clock and she LuuuuuuuuuVed the book. It was her precious!!!!! She read it 10 times!!!!!!!!!1 Unsuccessfully, Bella fought de nitey was form Edward. The fish was okey tho. She liked it so much, she hung it in her bedroom……………..… closet. But she just tolled Ea she lubed his gif and it was soften seen in they're bedroom. He amused she mennt the nightie.

Ea had got teh Sam ting from all Cullens. It was a bookie on equitette. Huh. Accordion too Ea, Edwrd kneaded this book more then any other parson. Every time Ea ask Bells a ? Ed interrupted an applied. RUuuuude. Renemsee also gave him a comb with shells onit. She tolled him to used it when in gong in public. I dunno hwat she means by that.

THey all spent X-mass on da beech. Edwads hole familiarly was their. Edwards bother Jasper was there, too. He seemed too want to talk to Ea inevitable and fallow her around. He axed all kind of ?s about how Ea new the Cullens, and how they became fronds & stuff. I think he knows about my luv for Bella. I hope he doesn't' tell Eddy. I don't need my bff known that I got a crunch on his wife. I don't know how he nose, tough. I'ts almost like he can read my feelings or some tin, Though Ea

Ea went in the H2O to excape the 3rd degree,. It wuz disarmingly worm (tee-hee). It's cus Ea has a spatial power to warm water or make it colder. No1 else wood go into de sea (y'know, cause it was winter). Finale, Ea pervaded Renmensee to shower off what she leaned in his class. She got in the water and swam around for a wile. She kelp swimming close to Ea. Every time he commemorated the grill for her effort, she bluish. Oh! Know!! Ea taught, "She has a crash on me! Grosse! She'd only 16!" Ea loved her mum and kinda locked art Remesnee as a dotter. The brainstorm that she licked him made him puke!

He quickly got out of the water to get way. It turned very cold a gain. Her nipples gut hard. Renesme l8r got sick with numonias and almost died! But it was Lucy that Ea was they're 'cause he safe her by hold in her ina way a dad would and turned the water around her warm again. So she was ok.

Bella was so grate full 2 Ea 4 saving he daughter that she hugged him and gave him a kiss on the cheak. After that, Ea was like a port of teh family. Edward asked Ea how e was able 2 do turn that trick with the water.

"O, its cause Im a merman." He replied, smelling.

Evry1s jaw drooped in shack.

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AN: U dam snobs! Y cant u jst enjoy da story 4 wet it iz? Stops being so meen 2 me and me friends!

Phoenixangelgal: GTFO if u don lick it! No 1 maid u reed it. If u dint lick it y keep reading? Betch.

.fish: get over ur self. U dont even have a story. Beech.

Ur all fucking snubs and n00bs!

Chrestomanci: I luv u girl.