Hello everyone. I wanted to thank everyone that reviewed and gave me ideas on what to dress Edward in. they were totally hilarious! I have to be honest, when I started this story I didn't think that this many people were going to be so in to it. There are a lot of people saying how much they love it and how funny it is and I just write stuff that I think is funny so I am glad that my lovely reviewers have a good sense of humor. :
Any who… on with Edward's closet!!
What she pulled out from behind her back was the most horrific outfit I have ever seen.
"Oh. My. God. Did he actually wear that!" I asked, amazed that Edward would wear something as hideous as that.
"Unfortunately, I think he did," Alice managed to get out through her laughter. She was holding up a one piece pajama set. It was like the onesies that babies wear but about twenty times bigger. They were more known as 'footie pj's'. They were big and fleece and navy blue with teddy bears all over them. It had a long zipper down the front that went from the crotch to the neck line.
"And look, it gets better!" Rosalie exclaimed. "It even has a matching blankie." She was holding up a rather large sized blanket. She put it around her head like a bonnet and cried 'mommy, mommy'. I couldn't hold it in any longer and erupted in laughter.
"Geez Bella, keep it down. Edward might hear you from here your so loud," Alice said while getting caught up in her own laughter.
"Come on guys lets see what else we can find," I said. I walked along the racks of clothes once more scanning every article of clothing. That's when I found it.
"Girls! I found something," I called.
"Okay! What is it?" Alice asked. I pulled it off the rack and put it behind my back.
"Ready?" I asked and they both nodded. I pulled the full disco outfit from behind my back. It was white leather and interesting to put it nicely. There was glitter around the seams and a collar just like Elvis's. The pants were super tight at the top and flared out majorly at the bottom. That wasn't even the best part. The disco boots, which were white platforms, were connected to the bottom of the pants. Connected!
"Crap that's ugly. I can't even believe that people thought that that was cute back then. I remember when Emmett wore one of those but its Emmett. You would expect it from him, not Edward!" Rosalie ranted.
"Alright let's get back to work," Alice said. I continued to look among the clothes when I found something else.
"Got it!"
"Got it!"
"Got it!" we all said at the same time.
"Okay here's what we will do," Alice said, taking charge "I will show mine then Bella will show hers the Rosalie will show hers."
"Sounds like a plan," Rosalie said.
Hope you liked it. Once again, sorry it took like a month to update but today I am going to update all my stories because it took so long. Reviews would be nice and you can still tell me outfits if you would like. I still need more ideas!
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