Disclamer: OMD! Dat BETCH!1111111111 Amathyst u hor!111111 Hau cood u du dat 2 my b-loved Edward!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!111111//1/1/1/1/1/1/1/1 I h8 u u betch n dim hippie my BF culled u a fat supit caw!!!111111

A/N: U supit phlemmers!11 Stoop phlemmin!1 I h8 al ur stupit phlem. Az if ur phlem wusnt bar enuff I nao ave to fix amathyst's fuckin mystakes.

Bleed It Out

Chapter 4-2: fixin amythists' MYSTAKES!1

I asked my frend Liht to cum and visit me in Frocks. I met him once when I traversed two Japan and weave bin fiends ever since. He is a fujetive, i.e. he as a bunch of peps after him so I told him I wood hyde him for AWOL.

I told him a boat my love for Bells nd hau Edwad ad berayed er. He tolled me we should riht Ed's namo in his majic book. That way, went Bella cums to me cryin I can comforter her thouh err loss. Butt, no matter how many times we rote his appelation he just woodnt die!

Finely we ave up and went over 2 there house. I wanted 2 intrude Lite to tha rest of 'em ad sea if wee cood fend a way to revenje Bells and da way Edmund ad urt er. They all licked him and thouht it was kawaii (Japanese 4 "cool"). Bella was empress that I had so many diverted f reins and had been 2 sue many exodus spaces. She smelled at me forlornly, I cood tell dat she waz fihtin to ceep form cryin.

Renesmee assed if I swam 2 Nihon or if I flu in a plain. I told her cos I was a mermaid-man I didn't kneed to fly anywhere I could just swim their. She sat down wit me and I tode her all abbot me travelers and she told me all abbot her family. I was surpassed to lean that her dad was a vampire (I juess tats way Liht's majic book didn't work). That wood explain why he's was so pail and if es anytin lick Lestat dat wood explen y he waz homo.

Edward induced Lite and me to a wherewolf culled Jacob. E was a fuckin faj, I cood tell jst bye lookin at im, very intersected to here about my bein a mermaid-man and wanted to here all a bout my ventures at see. I told him all a boot they saylors I had met and the pirates I had fouht. I recountered the tail of the time Will Turner full madely in love with me butt I had to broke is heart because I just didnt swim that way. Jakob seemed sed 2 lern dat I waznt uy. I new he a faj!

Looke like Edwrd cheated with JACOB. What fajjotry is dat!? Ea always new dat Edmund was a duchbag but he never imaged hymn being a fojjoty duch! It must ave all ben dat dam Jakobe, he's da faj dat maid Ed gay! I shood thanx hymn , if it weren't 4 his interventions I never wood have ben Able 2 comfort my Belle.

She crowed on me shoulder 4 a wile. I stroked er heir and wished her soothing words. Finely she pulled away and sayed dat I was a god friend and she was happy that I was their 4 her. It was den that I resolute to do something aboot Ed 4 her. Something 2 take her pane away.

I waled write up 2 Edward and sayed as clear as I cood: "I don' belive in fairyies." And he dropped down dead. Then I turned to Jakob and sayed: "I don't belive in fajjots." And he dies 2.

I was now Bell's campion. I have defended her honro against both da men that had hurt her and I had one. Now she coodnt help but love me and only me.

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A/N: Ha! Wut ya think of dat, Amythist!? I killed ur lovely Jacob! Hahahahahahahahaha!!!!! And be4 u say "well u killed Edward 2" let me just say dat I plan 2 bring him back to life! So their!