A couple days after the pool incident, Brambleclaw suddenly felt like buying stuff.
"Hey, Firestar! May I go shopping with my wife and kids?" He asked his leader.
Firestar looked up from making out with Sandstorm. "Yeah, yeah, sure fine...go ahead!" After saying that he went right back to kissing. "Thanks, Firefart!" Brambleclaw said happily. He then went to his den, got his wallet full of thousand dollar bills, and went to town with Squirrelflight, Jaypaw, Hollypaw, and Lionpaw. About an hour later, Firestar looked up again with a confused look on his face. "Firefart?"
Anyways, back to the shopping trip...
Brambleclaw couldn't believe he was in a mall! It was so awesome, and his family agreed. Lionpaw gave a squeal of delight as he ran straight for Victoria's Secret to try on some bikinis to see how stupid he looked in them, and Hollypaw followed with a camera in her paws and an evil smile on her face. She knew how ignorant Lionpaw was about the secrets of women. Squirrelflight went with Jaypaw to check out the pet store, leaving her husband by himself. Looking around, Brambleclaw saw an escalator. "Ooooh! Moving stairs!" he exclaimed as he ran towards it and hopped on. "WHEEE!!!" he screamed, throwing his paws up in the air. He was ascending, without taking a single step, at a whopping two miles per hour! Wow!
He had so much fun that he went on the one that went down without even thinking about looking around on the second floor.
Once at the bottom again, he saw Lionpaw running out of Victoria's Secret, screaming and covered with...um...lady stuff. Hollypaw was right behind him, laughing hystericaly and calling out, "Wait! You didn't try the sexy lipstick yet!" They disappeared into the pet store, only to rush out again with Squirrelflight, Jaypaw, and a whole bunch of yapping dogs in tow. It was then that Brambleclaw found out that staying on the second floor would be the best idea.
Brambleclaw eventually came by a Dip n' Dots stand on the second floor and bought a large cup of root beer flavored Dots. He found it weird how that stuff stuck to his tongue so easily. 'This better NOT become the ice cream of the future!' he thought.
Suddenly he heard dogs barking and cats screeching nearby. "Oh, crap!" he exclaimed as his family and the dogs came running towards him! He dropped his Dots and ran.
After running for a few minutes, the cats finally lost the dogs when they hid in a Sears store.
"Woah, check it out!" Hollypaw cried.
"What is it?" Jaypaw asked.
"I think it's a washing machine!" Lionpaw said in interest as he smeared the last of the mascara off his face. Then he gasped and pointed behind Hollypaw. "Look"
"What? What is it?!" Hollypaw screeched as she turned around. Lionpaw then grabbed her, shoved her into the washing machine, and turned it on.
"AAAAAAAHH!!!!!" Hollypaw cried as she went around in circles.
"HA! Payback!" Lionpaw sneered at his sister.
Meanwhile, Squirrelflight and Brambleclaw explored the refridgerators.
"Oh, I like this black one!" Squirrelflight said as she opened one. "Hey, Bramby, I dare you to walk into this"
"Pfft, well that's easy!" Brambleclaw laughed as he stepped in. He shrugged. "See? Nothing..." SLAM! Squirrelflight shut the door, laughing as she listened to the other cat scream in fear.
"Squirrelflight! Help! I'm afraid of the dark!" Brambleclaw cried, wailing like a kit.
Jaypaw walked by. He may be blind, but he knew exactly what happened. "Weirdos," he muttered, heading for the TV area. He stopped and called back to his mother, "Mom, you better let him out! He has all the money, and I hear you need a new TV in the den!"
"Now THAT'S the perfect size!" The cats were now standing in front of a large flat screen TV that costed over five hundred dollars.
"Are you sure you can afford it, honey?" Squirrelflight asked Brambleclaw, who was still a little shaken from the refridgerator incident.
"Y..yeah, I'm pretty sure," he answered. "I got about five thousand dollars with me." He looked at the shelf the TV sat on and saw a remote beside it. "But first, let me see if this works"
And so he started to flip through channels.
CLICK.
"Luke, I am your father"
"NOO...!"
CLICK.
"The name's Bond. James Bond."
CLICK.
"I love you! You love me..."
CLICK.
"MORTAL CAT FIGHT!"
Brambleclaw pushed the off button, but nothing happened. He pushed it harder. Nothing. He wacked it on the shelf. Nope.
He was mad now. He was so mad he lost control. He slammed the remote again and again on the shelf so hard that the five hundred dollar flat screen toppled over and crashed into another, smaller flat screen, which crashed into another smaller TV, and another, and another, like dominoes.
By the time the smallest TV on the shelf was knocked over, it flew across the aisle, barely touched the next shelf, and crashed to the floor. Unfortunetly for the next shelf, the laws of physics in this story constantly go on and off, and it's off right now. So that's how an even larger domino affect started, this time whole shelves toppling over.
And so in the end, Brambleclaw became broke from buying practicaly the whole store of Sears.