Okay, so I realize this may not make any sense at all but the way I'm doing this there will be a sequel, and in order to make the outcome of this story and everything in the next story make the least bit of sense, since everything is all improbable, I thought a good way to do so would be to add the Infinite Improbability Drive. And for those of you who have never read "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy" I bet this all sounds like babble.
If anybody has any questions feel free to leave them in a review or PM me.
Oh and I own nothing except for this crazy twisted plot that is almost so twisted its almost straight and the planet ZD-532. And if that is already a planet, it is a coincidence.
Prologue
In the depths of space an office intern stared out the window of an office on the planet ZD-532, which resides in the space of ZZ9 Plural Z Alpha. What he saw was most curious and improbable as what he saw was the Infinite Improbability Drive floating past the window.
"Oh dear," said Trillian when she read the read out on her screen. "We may have just lost the Infinite Improbability Drive."
"May have?" inquired Zaphod. "What do you mean 'May have'? Did we or did we not, Trillian?"
"My read-out is suggesting we have, but, really, how reliable are computers these days anyway?" asked Trillian with the cheapest smile money could buy plastered on her face.
"If we have, then we must go find it immediately." Zaphod turned toward the computer. "Computer, what is the probability of it landing on a planet in this vicinity?" He turned back toward Trillian. "Was it on?" he inquired.
"Yes, it was, meaning it could be anywhere."
"The probability of the IID being in this sector of space is thirty-eight hundred fifty-seven trillion, thirty-eight hundred fifty-seven billion, thirty-eight hundred fifty-seven million, thirty-eight hundred fifty-seven thousand, three hundred eighty-five and thirty-eight to one," the computer calculated as it finished printing out the read-out.
Trillian examined the read-out to make sure she had heard the computer right. What was the probability of all those numbers matching?
In another part of this infinite span of space known as our universe, the Infinite Improbability Drive fell through a puddle and then down into darkness and then mysteriously landed in the San Francisco bay with a huge splash as it fell from the sky.
A most peculiar thing was happening in a forest that is not of this world, or any world really. One would say that it was a world all of its own. Only five beings in the whole universe know about it. But if you know the secret of the rings, then you know the secret of the Forest and all of the secrets it holds. All though at this time it was currently undergoing…Maintenance. That's what we'll call it for now. Although what does one call it when multiple puddles mysteriously combine into one? …Pandemonium: That's what it shall be called for the time being.