Hello hello hello mu lovvies!! I came up with this like five minutes ago so please forgive me if it doesn't achieve your expectations!! this is part 2 of "But I'm Horny"!! Aren't you just psyched about this?!! Yes, yes you are (whether you like it or not XD) Anyways, no more talkin, on with the fic!!
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But I'm Horny part II
By YaoiObsession
XD XD XD
Riiiiiiing. Riiiiiiing.
Click.
"Hello?"
"Haha...heh heh heh..."
"...who is this??"
"Haha...wouldn't you like to know...(hic)"
"Sasuke you jerk, is that you?!"
"Pssh! What? Are you retarded?!!"
"I dunno, are you?"
"...maybe..."
"You're drunk again, aren't you, Sasuke!!"
"What are ya talkin (hic) about? I'm not Sasuke...you...poopie head."
"Is that so? Who is this then?"
"I'm spiderman!! (sings spiderman theme song)"
"Oh God, make it stop! I think my ears are bleeding!!"
"You so mean."
"Sasuke, do you realise what time it is??"
"Pssh, no."
"It's one in the morning!!"
"...Naru-chaaaaaaaaaan..."
"What did I tell you about calling me that??"
"But Naru-chan-"
"I don't wanna hear it-"
"Naru-cha-"
"No, Sasuke stop-"
"-aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa-"
"Sasuke, could you stop?!!"
"-aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa-"
"..."
"-aaaaaaan..."
"...are you fin-"
"-aaaaaaaaaaaaaa-"
"That's it, I'm hanging up."
"But I'm horny, Naru-chan!!"
Click.
"..."
Sniffle.
Riiiiiiiing. Riiiiiiiiing. Riiiii-
"Sasuke, I'm trying to sleep!!"
"But I'm horny, Naru-chan!"
"And what do you expect me to do about it??"
"...heh heh heh..."
"Sasuke, go to bed already!!"
"Only if you're in it."
"Sasuke!!"
"I'm horny."
"You're always horny!!"
"Nuh uh! That's a lie! I wasn't horny two hours ago!! ...Oh, no, wait! Yes, yes I was...nevermind then."
"...I'm hanging up."
"No, Naru-chan, wai-"
Click.
Blink blink.
Riiiiiiiing. Riiiiiiiiing. Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiing.
"The person you have reached is not available at the moment. Please leave a messege."
Beep.
"...Naru-chaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa- (stops and takes in deep breath) -aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa-"
"SASUKE UCHIHA, I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU DON'T SHUT THE HELL UP I AM GOING TO PUNCH YOU SO HARD YOUR TEETH WILL BE COMING OUT OF YOUR ASS!!! SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!!"
"Le gasp! Naruto, tsk tsk tsk, shame on you, mister!"
"...I hate you."
"Wha-...what? How could you? I thought you loved me...?"
"..."
"I knew it! It was all a lie!!!! (sobs)"
Click.
"...Ugh, goddamnit!!!"
To be continued.
Uwah, that was so mean of Naruto! How could he!! Whatever will happen next?! Tune in for the next chapter of "But I'm Horny"!! Dun dun dun!
Hahaha, that was fun
Yup, I decide to turn this into a multi chap fic, although it's gonna be considered complete for now. Why, you ask? Because...I'm sexy like that.
Reviews (and flames) would be appreciated! XD