Hello my sexy little darlings!! Holy Jesus, I'm posting the next chappie already! the world must be coming to an end!! AAAAAHHH! Quick! Give me all your chocolate! How is that going to save you from the world's destruction you say? It wont. But ya wanna know what it will do? Make me fat. So gimme!! XD XD XD
Anyways, here's part three! Like before, I only thought if this like five minutes ago, so sorry if it's not as good as it should be. Just be glad i posted up anything at all! I do this for your entertainment...and to keep me from banging my head against my english text book out of boredom. Damn you Shakespeare! I'm supposed to be doin my homework right now, but guess what? I'm not. Enough ranting! On with this creation of which i dare not call a story! Cuz it's not. And thats how I roll.
Enjoy (or I killz you ded!! XD XD XD)
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But I'm Horny part III
By YaoiObsession
XD XD XD
"..."
"Sasuke?"
"..."
"You can stop ignoring me now."
"..."
"Look, I already told you that I'm sorry! I'm really sorry for what I said last night, okay? I was just tired and you know I get cranky when I'm tired."
"..."
"Sasuke, I love you, and you know it!"
"..."
"(sigh) Isn't there anything I can do to make up for it..."
"...Well-"
"That does not include sex!!!"
"..."
"Argh, you know, you are a real asshole! All that ever matters to you is sex sex sex-"
"That's not-"
"I'm really starting to believe that you only love me for my body!! All you ever want is sex! Like- like I'm more of a sex slave to you than a lover!"
"Naruto, I-"
"No! You know what? Just shut up, okay! Just- argh! Just don't say anything! I can't even remember the last time you told me that you loved me!"
"Naruto! Could you let me just-"
"No! Screw you, Uchiha! I-"
"I'm sorry!!"
"..."
"Look, I'm sorry if I've been acting like a jerk to you lately. I know I've been drinking alot and acting up but...I do love you."
"...(sniffles) R-really?"
"More than anything in the world..."
"Sasuke..."
"...can we go have make-up sex now?"
"..."
Smack!!!
"Owwie!!"
"You are such an asshole!!"
"Aw man, look, I'm sorry! It's just- agh, forget it. You wouldn't understand..."
"Understand what?!"
"It's just-! The reason I've been drinking so much is because...well..."
"What?!"
"I have lost something very precious to me..."
"And that would be...?"
"I lost...(mumbles)..."
"W-...what?"
"I said...I lost Mr.Snugglekins..."
"...Mr.Snugglekins?"
"Yes."
"And who is Mr.Snugglekins?"
"My purple elephant..."
"...(bursts out laughing)"
"(blushes) It's not funny! He is very important to me! I can't sleep without him!!"
"That is your excuse??"
"...Yes."
"Okay. So, this is the way I see it. You've lost your 'Mr.Snuglekins', therefore, not getting any sleep, which led to drinking, and then trying to sucker me into sex whenever possible..."
"Hm...yup. That's pretty much it."
"...(walks away)"
"...So I'm assuming there won't be any make-up sex??"
"Go f& yourself!!!"
"Oh yeah? Well maybe I will!!"
"Fine!!"
"Fine!!"
"Fine!!!"
"Fine!!!"
"FINE!!!!"
"...What have I done?"
"I dunno, but whatever it is that you did pissed him off pretty bad. Sakura gave him some flowers hoping it would make him feel better and he chewed them up then spit them in her face. Then he said some pretty mean things and made her cry. Too bad so sad."
"Neji? Where'd you come from?"
"My mother's vagina."
"That's not what I meant."
"Oh...so, does this mean it's over between you two?"
"...I don't know."
"Oh... Well, just to piss you off, I'm going on a date with him tonight."
"What?!!! Since when?!!"
"In like five minutes when I ask him."
"What makes you think he'll accept?!!!"
"Bitch, do you know who I am? I am Neji Hyuuga! And Neji Hyuuga does not take no for an answer!"
"(o.O)"
"And maybe if I'm lucky, I'll score with him tonight..."
"Oh, no you didn't!"
"Oh yes I did bitch! Neji Hyuuga is gettin' some tonight!! (walks away quickly)"
"Why that little- wait! Why was he talking in third person? Ugh, nevermind that, no way in hell that little prick is takin' my Naru-chan away from me!!"
"Hahaha...you said prick...which rhyms with dick...heh heh..."
"Kiba? What are you doing here?"
"Oh, ya know, just...standing around..."
"Ok, let me re-phrase the question. Why are you here?"
"Because she told me to."
"...who's she?"
"I cannot say."
"Why not?"
"Because then...(shivers)... she'd pair me up with Choji!!"
"...why?"
"( ) I know nothing!! (runs away)"
"...what was I doing again?"
To be continued...
Gasp! Is it really over between Sasuke and Naruto? is Neji really gonna score with Naruto?? And who is this 'she" of whick Kiba speaks of?!! Well, one: No, it's not over. Why? Because this story is SasuNaru, that should be plainly obvious. Two: That depends on how I'm feeling when typing up the next chappie. And Three: ... ... . ...I know nothing!!
Come on flamers! Show meh watcha got! ...Oh, and review please XD XD XD