Well, here it is!! The absolute final chapter of dis story (and i mean it this time!!) I've gotten so many reviews for this crappy, dare I call it, story. I just thought I'd make one last chapter to make y'all happy Cuz if ur happy then I'm happy. Also, there's a big suprise at the end!! What is it, you ask? You gonna hfta read to find out...now love meh!!

Also...about them pictures...yeah...if ya haven't read what happened to them on my profile, well then I'll just tell ya now:

Some idiot dog boy erased all my yaoi!!...which of course includes them sasuxnaru pics... TT.TT

Kiba: It wasn't my fault!! And it wasn't me who did it either!! It was- (gets smacked in the head by random flying rock)

What was that Kiba? You say that it was your fault and you erased all my pics?? You're so naughty! You must be punished!

Kiba: Nuuu!! Not the spinach pit!! Anything but that!! I hate spinach!!

In the spinach pit you go! (throws kiba in spinach pit)

Kiba: NOOOOO!! The healthy-for-your-colon horror!!!

So yeah...consider this chapter as a make-up for them pics I promised XP

Like always, i come with this crap like 5 minutes before I actually get down to the typing so...yeah, you know where Im getting at.

Now then, on with the fic! Squee!

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But I'm Horny part V

By YaoiObsession

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"...now?"

"No."

"How about now?"

"No, Sasuke!!"

"...can I molest you now?"

"Later, Sasuke! I'm busy! I have to turn in these mission reports before-"

"Ok, later is now, drop your pants!!"

"Agh! No! Sasuke, get off!!!"

"Well, hello lovey-dovey's! What's crackin'?"

"Kiba, how do you keep getting into my house?!!"

"Um...because...I'm magic?"

"Get out of my house!!!"

"Why won't you love meeee??!!! (runs away crying)"

"(o.O) What the hell was that all about?"

"Kiba asked Hinata out and she said no because he smells like dog poo. How unfortunate..."

"Neji? Why are you in my house?!!"

"I came to molest Naruto...but he doesn't know that yet."

"I heard that you jerk!!"

"No you didn't!! (runs away)"

"Grawr, I'm hungry. Damn, all out of ramen, I better go buy some more. Sasuke, do you want to come with me?"

"Hell yeah, I wanna cum with you!! I've been waiting all day! (molest)"

"Aah! Get off me, you rapist!! I said if you wanted to come with me to the grocery, you pervert!!"

"Oh...wouldn't you like to come to the party in my pants instead??"

"You're such a freaky leaky! I'm leaving!! (leaves)"

"...but...it's so lonely...in my pants...(sniffle sniffle)"

-30 Minutes Later-

"Sasuke!! I'm back! I brought you some- OH MY GOD!! SASUKE?!! WHAT HAPPENED?!!"

"I sold my arms on eBay for...stuff..."

"YOU IDIOT!!! ...YOU'RE BLEEDING ALL OVER THE CARPET!!!"

"For a second there, I actually believed you were worried about the fact that I chopped my arms off to sell them on eBay...but no! The carpet is more important to you..."

"HELL YEAH!! I GOT THEM INSTALLED JUST TWO DAYS AGO AND YOU'RE BLEEDING ALL OVER IT!! GAWD!!"

"..."

"What?! Aw, you're gonna cry, cry-baby?? Would you like me to kiss your booboo?!! I would if it wasn't BLEEDING ALL OVER MY FXXXING CARPET!!!"

"Yeah, um...as much as I would love to help you clean up the carpet...I'm feeling light-headed...Imma go lay down-"

"Uh-uh! I don't think so! Don't come up with your excuses, you clean up this carpet!!"

"How am I supposed to do that with no arms, genius?!!!"

"You figure it out Mr.I-don't-care-about-the-carpet-since-I-didn't-pay-for-it!!!"

-1 Hour Later-

"Didya clean up my carpet?? Oh...crap...(looks down on passed out Sasuke)"

"Oh no!! ...who's gonna clean up the carpet?!!"

-In the Hospital-

"Hey Sasuke, how you doing?"

"Oh great, not you again. What do you want, Kiba?"

"I just came to see how you were! Jeez...who sells their arms on eBay anyway..."

"Shut up!"

"What?! ...so...did anyone buy it?"

"Yeah, some freak named Uramihcoro. Who the hell names their kid Uramihcoro??"

"Fer serious...so...anyways, Naruto looks pissed..."

"Ah, he's just suffering from vaginal bleeding."

"Oh...so...now that you're armless...what are you going to do with yourself?"

"Imma get me cybernetic arms."

"(o.O) Oh..wow...that's...SO COOL!!!"

"Hell yeah, it's cool!! Why have fleshy arms when you can have robot arms!! Robots rule!!"

"YEAH!!!...oh, but wait! Do you realize the impact this will have on you sex life?"

"W-what?"

"Robotic arms are cool and stuff...but won't it hurt when you jack-off? And what about with Naruto?"

"Dear God, what have I done??!!"

"I dunno, what did you do??"

"Could you leave?!!"

"I know nothing!! (runs away)"

"...freak."

-3 Days Later-

"Hey Naruto."

"Hey Kiba."

"Sooo...I heard Sasuke supposed to come out of the hospital today...?"

"Yep."

"Um...may I ask why you are carrying an ax to the hospital??"

"Oh, no apparent reason, really."

"Oh...hey! Look! They let Sasuke out!! ..What the-? Sasuke, you got your arms back?!!"

"Yeah, that freak named Uramihcoro gave me my arms back 'cus he said they're not as much fun when I'm not attached to them. There's was something oddly familiar about that guy...especially his freakishly long tongue...(shiver)"

"o.O"

"Sasuke! I'm so glad you're finally out of the hospital! Now I can do this--!!! (chops Sasuke's arms off with ax)"

"AAAAAGGGHHHH!!! HOLY FXXXING SHIT!!! WHAT THE FXXX IS WRONG WITH YOU, YOU FXXXING PSYCHO MANIAC?!!"

"EVERYTHING!!! BWA HAH HAH HAH!!!!"

"So that's why he brought the ax to the hospital for..."

"Now quit your bitching and go clean up my damn carpet!!"

"HOW THE FXXX AM I SUPPOSED TO DO THAT WHEN I'M BLEEDING TO DEATH YOU SEXY MOTHER FXXXER!!!"

"Watch your language, Mister Sir!! Now you march home right now and clean up my carpet!! (drags Sasuke home by the ear)"

"Holy crap...is it just me, or has the writer of this fic gone a little crazy cuz of the fact that she's running out of ideas for this story...!! I mean, I KNOW NOTHING!!!"

-Several agonizing hours later-

"...(o.O)"

"Huh? Oh, hey Neji! I hope you didn't come to molest me...so how you doing?"

"Holy cracker smackers, what the hell happened...to your carpet?!! Didn't you get them installed just last week???"

"Oh yeah, that fool, Sasuke, bled all over my damn carpet."

"Wow, that seriously sucks...blood stains, ya know..."

"Yeah...

"Sooo...um...he doesn't look like he's doing too good of a job cleaning the carpet...ya know, being passed on the floor and stuff..."

"Yeah, he was all like 'Oh, I need to go to the hospital' and 'I'm gonna bleed to death' and blah blah blah. Him and his damn excuses..."

"Naruto, he's not breathing..."

"...he's always coming up with the stupidest excuses, I mean, like I'm supposed to actually believe that he needs to see a doctor from such a minor injury, I mean, seriously..."

"Chopping his arms off is actually pretty extreme..."

"...goddamn Sasuke and his...sexy idioticy!! Hey! Hey, get up lazy ass! Clean up my damn carpet!!"

"Naruto, I think Sasuke's dead..."

"...HAHA! That's freakin' hilarious, Neji! And in case you didn't know, I was being sarcastic!!"

"Right...sooo...what are you doing tonight?"

"Oh ehm gee, he really is dead!! NNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! (dramatic background music)"

"Aw man, looks like your gonna be busy grieving over Sasuke's death. Oh well, if ya need meh, you know what to do..."

"Not really..."

"Oh...well, I'll let ya know as soon as I figure it out myself. Later."

"(sob) I can't beleive Sasuke is really dead...this is all Kiba's fault!! Damn you, Kiba!! Don't worry Sasuke, I will avenge you!! I swear it to your missing limbs! I SHALL AVENGE THOU!!"

"Actually, it's 'thee'."

"Oh, thanks for correcting me, Shikamaru."

"No problem. It's not unusual for stupid people to use the terms wrongly. So, Sasuke's dead, huh?"

"Yeah, and it was all Kiba's fault!!"

"Eh, I blame the internet."

"Yeah, the internet is an evil place..."

"..."

"So...wanna go rape trees?"

"Way ahead of you, buddie. (gets naked down to his underwear)

-To be continues-

What's this?? Can it be?? Yes!! The story is to be continued!! I lied to you all along!! bwa hah hah! And that is the big suprise. Suprised, aren't you? Of course you are. Oh noes! Is Sasuke really dead?? No. No he is not. He will never die as long as I continue writing this story. Which I will. The next chappie is the end. I mean it this time. I'm being totally fer serious. Now review!!! Or Shikamaru shall join Kiba in the Spinach Pit!!

Shikamaru: Actually, spinach isn't all that bad...

...BURN HIM!! BURN HIIIIIIIIIIIM!!!!!!!

Shikamaru: Oh...crap...

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