Authors Note: Chapter two. Please review?

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Oh good God.

I'm in the middle of the sky.

Am I pant less?

...

Okay, I'm good.

Where was I...?

Oh yeah, my life was being threathened by my falling through the sky...

Hey, are they having a party down there?

...Okay, that sounded wrong. If I DO live through this, I really need to watch what I say...

My pet rock fell out of my pocket, and eventually hit someone on the head. That person looked up, and-

Hey, that's Eliwood!

Nice. Now I know he'll save me.

You know, I hope so...

He got others attention, and they gathered around, looking up.

"DON'T JUST STARE, I'M GONNA DIE!"

Eliwood backed up a bit, and some other noble cupped his hands, nodding.

Wait, that noble is going to lift Eli up, and he's going to catch me?

...

Goodbye, dear life...

I closed my eyes, and started praying "God, can you hear me? This is David, one of- Who am I kidding, I'm in Elibe now. Saint Elimine, your sexyness..."

I peered my open, and I saw it.

50 feet...

Eli started charging toward the other noble at this time.

40 feet...

30 feet...

Eli jumped into the other nobles hand, the elderly man lifting him up high.

Wow, shouldn't he be waiting until, oh, I don t know, a few feet later?

I shut my eyes tight, going fetal position.

I felt something grasp me around my waist, and thought "Oh Elimine... Why must you take this uber sexy nerd...?"

I opened my eyes, and it seems as though Eliwood had just saved me.

...Nice, now I have this whole Nergal situation to deal with.

"Are you alright?" The Lycian lord asked, setting me down on the ground.

"Yeah..." I deeply inhaled, then did the same exhaling. "LET'S DO THAT AGAIN!" I bent over laughing, missing the thrill of the skydiving experience.

Eliwood smiled softly, "I'll take that as that barely phased you..." He picked me up by underneath my armpit, and supported me as we walked to a table.

We both sat down in chairs across from each other, and he started, "How'd you get in the sky?"

I explained the whole Warp staff situation, but left out the part about Nergal.

He nodded his head, "Alright, but how did you get on Valor?"

I sat there, considering if Eliwood would believe me, "Well, first off, I have evidence to back my claim..." I started, patting my pocket to make sure my MP3 was in there.

...It's there, good.

"but it's a bit of a long stretch..."

"I'll try my best to understand."

And so, I went into detail about my life on Earth, pausing to see if he followed me so far and to catch my breath every so often. When I pulled out my MP3, I played Can't Fight The Moonlight, which I think scared Eli a bit.

He slowly pulled the headphones out, and nodded, "You were right, this is a tough tale to believe, but I shall."

"Hmm, I would've thought that you would've needed more convincing... Ah well, I'm not talking to Hector..." I chuckled.

"Wait, how do you know about Hector?"

I mentally face palmed myself, then sighed, "How could I forget? I know what happens in the future for the two years, and what happens in twenty years!"

Before Eli could ask, a commotion started where the crowd mainly was. "What's that?" Upon closer examination, you know, if over a hundred feet can be called close, there was a ghostly pale figure crouching an a pouncing stance.

"Again, what IS that?"

"I have no idea..." Eli replied, reaching to his sheath at his waist.

"What, you're going to fight it?"

"We might have no other choice." He stood up, unsheathing his rapier.

"Then I'l help."

"Can you fight?"

"...It might come to me." I picked up a Marquess' slim sword, and swung it a few times, getting the feel of it.

"Come, fowl beast!" I charged it, and swung, missing.

The ghost figure lunged at me without me noticing, and I fell down to the ground with a thud. The figure seemed as though it dissolved after it attacked me.

Eli rushed to meet me, "Are you alright?"

I groaned, getting up, "Yeah..."

"So, before that, you were talking about knowing what happens?"

I stood, my head spinning, and also feeling sort of hollow after the encounter, "I... can't remember..."

"What? What do you mean, you can't remember?"

I bit my lower lip, thinking, "That creature..."

I can't remember anything about the future.

...Well, that sucks. I was hoping I'd become a better psychic then Hannah and Nils combined.

Well, at least I remember everyones names. I'd be all like "Hey, you're so and so, and I used to know everything about you until some weird creature washed my brain with mind soap!"

...What? I probably would really say that.

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Authors Note: Erm... What to put here...?

Well, I start school on the 17th/18th, so chapters will be slowing down around then.

My right headphone busted, and this confirms my thoughts. Headphones hate me, and only like living for 3-4 months. _

Also, lol, I got memory jacked by some creature.

...Well, if I knew everything that happened, that wouldn't make the story very long, now would it?