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Just kidding im new and this is my first story lots of sexual stuffage sorry Kiba fans.
But in this story Kiba...oh figure it out you crazy sons of bitches. Sorry if i took a few lines from Clerks 2. Story...Start!!!
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Everyone was at the Sabaku residence because, everyone wants to hang out with the rich kid(A.K.A. Gaara). It was fun at his place. Everyone was in the backyard chilling in gaaras hot tub when suddenly nejis bursts through his door and screams:
Neji: EVERYONE KIBAS FUCKING HIS SISTER AND HES GONNA CORNHOLE THAT ASS.
Everyone stands there shocked and confused. Until Neji runs back and finishes his sentence.
Neji: WITH HIS WEENER.
Everyone suddenly puts on their clothes and book ass to kibas house. When they get to his house and peek in his window...and he is.
Ino:oh...my...god
Gaara:Ive killed people with my bare hands, seen limbs fly off, but this is the most oddest thing i have ever seen.
Sakura:( pukes because of her prude mind.)
Lee: Kibas so lucky
Neji:Dude sick
Lee:what?
Neji: Thats his sister
Lee: If i had a sister who was that hot i would fuck her too.(turns his head to Gaara)Have you fucked your sister?
At that comment they here from Gaara:
Gaara: SABAKU KYU
Lee suddenly becomes encased in sand.They all pay no attention and continue to watch this odd incestual act.
30 minutes later
Sakura: I think hes done
Kiba turns her over.
Sasuke: i guess not
All was quiet till they heard a fap fap fap noise.
Sakura:( Moans slightly)
Neji: What kind of sick fuck gets turned on watching a guy fuck his sister.
Then Naruto taps Neji and points to lee who is...well...you know...wackin it.
Lee:crying Im sorry Gai sensei
Neji and Naruto and other people unlucky enough to turn their head puke.
Naruto: i want to have fun too.(grabs sakura and forces her to the ground and starts kissing her)
Neji:(wraps his arm around hinata and looks at naruto and sakura) they look like theyre having fun i want to have fun t-.
Hinata: (bitch slaps neji and runs)
Chouji:Hahaha neji likes his cousin
Neji: SHUT UP YOU FAT FUCK!
Kiba:What the fuck was that?
Suddenly after a few minutes of silence they peek theyre head up and see Tsume, (kibas psychotic mom) with a sawn off shotgun in both hands.
Tsume: Sick mother fucks
They all run home dodgeing shotgun bullets.Until they arrive at gaaras house and just chill in the hottub again...Until they hear a very familiar voice.
???????: hi kids
Sasuke: YOU!
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Sorry lee fans i was listening to masturbates by MSI so i thought it would be funny.
Anyways this is my first strory dont be cruel im still learning this shit.
I might make a new chapter...maybe.