Okay this is the second...dont forget to review...Captain K demands it!!!
Supersam and Daniel out!!
Operation Safe Haven 2
Captain's Log
December, 21, 2012
I finished my giant shit and walked to my luxurious, under ground, shit hole that they call a condo. I throw my luggage into the corner of the room. I watch as it bounces off the wall and hits the floor with a loud bang. I thank myself for not packing anything breakable…OH GOD MR. SQUISHY! I rush and open the bag to find an unconscious Mr. Squishy. I begin rabbit CPR; thank god I took that class!
Mr. Squishy grunts, scratches himself, and runs from me to the bathroom. I look around for any visible electrical wires that he can snack on. The lights flicker and faint burnt smell lingers in the air.
Brushing it off I make my way to the old school, crap box, Nintendo 64 they have provided me to entertain myself with. Would have preferred my porn mags. I begin playing Super Smash Bros, just as one of the attendants walks in. I tell him to have a seat and watch…I can't stand losing, thus he will not play. I make it to the round with the platforms, I am playing as Samus.
I pause the game to scope out the maze of platforms. Suddenly the attendant rushes to the television and points to the walls that I have to make my way past.
"Look this part makes the number six," he informs me.
"So?" I say with this expression on my face → -_-
"So, six is half of twelve, 2012, and twelve reversed is 21! December 21 2012! THE END IS NEAR!!!" and with that he ran out of my crap condo, screaming and yelling.
"Tell me something I don't know," I say to myself and I return to my game…fucking platforms!
Well I will inform you more after I beat Master Hand…
Captain K out!