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Operation Safe Haven 3
Captain's Log
December 22, 2012
Today I decided to go for a stroll down Main Tunnel…street. I pass by Effel, the senile old lady from across the hall, who hands me Mr. Squishy, "He's my best friend," she says, and then cackles with one eye open and three teeth missing.
The last time I saw her she had a mouth full of pearly whites. Mmmm, Effel I think as I walk away, Mr. Squishy in hand.
Mr. Squishy suddenly bursts into flames and I drop him on the ground. The flames subside as soon as they started and he runs away. Things tend to do that since the world has ended.
Walking into the main part of our under ground tube, I make a sharp left to go to the conveniently, closely, placed Wal-Mart. Who came up with the name…they don't sell walls.
I walk in and Effel is one of the greeter people. I don't know how she got there so fast, or who would hire her, but she is standing in the entrance greeting people, while holding Mr. Squishy as he grunts and tries attacking the shoppers. I watch as a girl tries to pet him, this ends in her crying and screaming, while holding her now bloody finger.
I walk to the electronics section heading for the batteries; those bastards gave me used ones as well. After I wait for an old lady to count out exact change, I make my purchase and walk to the main part again.
Above me a jumbo-tron shows a video of the outside world. The usual expected landscape is shown; dry, lifeless, dust, ash, and molten lava. I watch in horror as Mr. Squishy runs across the screen. I think to myself, how did he get out? But I trust that Effel can take care of him fine, after all he is her best friend.
Till later, Captain K…out!