Ho! I actually meant to say hi, but ho sounds cooler.

Alright! I actually got TWO reviews for this last chapter! Thank you to zutarababe for being my other reviewer! MoonlitxPursuit, you are still awesome. And BustaRythm, thank you, and yes, you can have a brownie. I'm leaving them right here, for everyone who wants one!

Yay, so Yue responds! I was just bored, so I thought I'd have Yue make fun of Sokka a bit. Oh, and I was watching the Awakening last night, (I was bored so I decided to watch all the episodes in order. Not at one time, like, two a night.) and I thought that Chameleon Bay way WEST of the Serpants Pass, when in that episode, they GO to Chameleon Bay, go WEST, and then PASS the Serpants Pass. So I had directions mixed up, don't know how I did that. Chameleon Bay just jumped from one side of the Earth Kingdom to the other, OK?

Oh, PG-15 this chapter. Several mentions of sex, and, well, I don't think it's M worthy, really, just not an ALL teen level, but unless you have a nun-clean mind, you should be safe.

OK, storytime!

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Sunday, June 13, 2009, 12:43 PM

My Bedroom, it smells funky

TO: watertribegenius at awesomeness. com

FROM: yuethemoonspirit at moon. com

Subject: I MISS YOU!

SOKKA! I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU IN 4-EVA!

Three days, or so, but whatever, it seems like forever to me.

That rhymes! We should like, put it to music and create a stupid song. 'Whatever, seems like forever to me....'

Okay, so, I read all of your emails, like, yesterday, LOL! Your dad is on CRACK, that's as much as I can tell.

Hmm, so I'll make fun of you in order.

Yeah, so, you told me your flight left at ten, so I thought it wasn't a big deal if we chatted until eleven the night before. Hey, I wasn't going to see you, I knew I was going to be lonely! But your dad woke you up three hours early... If my dad did that I'd flick off the lights and send a clear message that I wasn't getting up any time soon.

LOL! I was EXTREMELY bored yesterday, so after I read your emails, I decided to go to a movie with your dear sister. (YES, you can TELL I was bored.) I mentioned your emails, and she went, I am NOT making this up, "Sokka emailed you? I thought he was sleeping over at your house?"

YOUR SISTER NEEDS PROFESSINAL HELP. Uno) Why would you be SLEEPING OVER at my house? I know we've done it before, but we were little kids, we didn't know about SEX then, our PARENTS WEREN'T AWARE OF IT YET! Oh, God, mental images, delete, delete, delete.

I informed her very politely (as in, in my your-such-a-dumbass tone) that you went to the Fire Nation with your father, and she made this completely CLUELESS face, then she laughed and went, "Ohhh, I remember now."

I remember now why I liked you as a toddler, not her.

I asked her about the thong, she said she needed to feel sexy on the inside to feel sexy on the outside.

Um, EW?

I told her you saw her in her thong, and she turned this very interesting shade of red. Then the movie started, and I decided for the sake of my mind, not to question anything else.

Yeah, I know, they always ask you to come to the airport early for 'inspection', which always turns out to be a big-fat-scary-NOTHING. You put your bag in the luggage place, they check your carry-on to make sure your not concealing a murder weapon, (Although if you planned on killing someone, a plane would be a bad place to do it.) and then you just sit around, staring at the wall, eating obscene amounts of chocolate, getting fat.

Oh, the list! I'm glad you followed both ONE and TWO, but the last two are the most important! DO IT OR DIE!

Eee, I totally laughed at your flight. Poor Sokka, woken up at the crack of dawn, flown farther away, found with your female books, deemed inappropriate...

LOL.

So, after you enlightened me with YOUR story, I decided to ask MY dad why I have my name.

So, that hundred year war we studied for like, ever, and we still knew nothing about? Well, it turns out that the ORIGINAL moon spirit was killed around the time that ended, so this person named YUE sacrificed her life to bring it back. I think that's cool, but really kinda sad. Oh, and I found a BOOK on the subject of that annoying war, and YOU are named after one of the warriors who aided Avatar Aang. That's weird, there's two other people in your group named after those people..

Or three! SO WEIRD! So Aang's named after the Avatar, Zuko is named after the Fire Lord Zuko, (He seemed pretty cool, he ended the war, but then he was assassinated two years later. Someone just stabbed him, for ENDING A WAR. He was only eighteen, sad) and your friend Toph is named after another person in the group! She was an elite earthbender, cool, huh? She was the one who invented metalbending.

So Teo's the only one who wasn't named after someone cool. I looked his name up online, just because I felt sorry for him, and his name means 'gift from God.' That's nice. I would choose to be a gift over being named a moon any day.

SO, ANYWAY! You had a pretty intense traveling experience, didn't you? LOL.

Aww! Sokka! A heart, then a circle? Kudos to your dad who made the flower. HAHA!

THAT was funny. I could just totally see you drawing a heart on your face.

So, POMPEII! That was fricken hilarious! I LOVE Pedro, I wish I could teleport there just to see your flower, DON'T wash it off, or if you do, take a picture first so I can make fun of you when you get home.

So either your dad found the picture of the fertility god so innappropriate he felt the need to yank your arm out of its socket getting you away, or he actually FOUND it appropriate. LOL, moron isn't in there, that is a useless book.

Okay, dinner...

They BOUGHT Toph? I thought that was illegal! If they just bought Toph, did she and Teo come as a package deal? Why IS Teo on a cruise with his random best friend? You should ask him!

I totally love your boat family. I really hope I can meet them.

Okay, you HAVE to tell me about the party, or I will fly over there and KILL YOU!

I love you! Bye!

-Yue!

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Sunday, June 13, 2009, 7:28 PM

Room

To: yuethemoonspirit at moon. com

FROM: watertribegenius at awesomeness. com

Subject: Posidon Mixer

I MISTYPED IT! No, the BROUGHT Toph, not BOUGHT her. And that wasn't even that funny. You suck at comedy! Except when you don't try to be funny!

I hate you SOOOOO much! I don't CARE who I was named after, the fact is that my name says I'm drunk.

But yeah, I've always known my sister needed help....

So, ANYWAY, onto the party.

So me, Zuko, and Aang waltz down to the teen lounge, (Teo and Toph said they'd meet us there.) and we were greeted by this huge banner that said Posidon's Mixer.There was a statue of Neptune in the middle of the pool right outside the lounge. And yes, you might have seen that Posidon is the king of the mixer, but Neptune is the statue. Well, that's because we are in the Fire Nation, and in Fire Nation mythology, NEPTUNE is the god of the sea, and in EARTH KINGDOM mythology, it's Posidon.

So the teen activities director, Gilligan, at least I think that's his name, runs over to us and goes, welcome to Posidon's Mixer! He rules us all, triton in hand!

Which is pretty WEIRD, if you ask me.

So we go, isn't that three pronged thing a trident? That's what he named his kid, the half fish one in the Little Mermaid.

Then he corrects us, in the oh-your-such-naive-little-children tone.

The Zuko points out that it should be Neptune, not Posidon, in the informing-adults-of-what-they-should-already-know tone.

So some other people came in and Gilligan ran to them, happy as a clam to get away from us.

So we walk into the lounge, and oh, Gilligan gave us these weird wristbands in different colors, I got blue, Zuko got orange, and Aang got MAUVE. It looks exactly like purple, but MAUVE sounds cooler.

So we walk in there, and there's this big bowl filled with ocean blue M&Ms! And there's a ton of foosball tables, we were debating whether to go over there and play, when one of the gamer kids yelled "TOURNAMENT!" and EVERYONE shot over there. Seriously, it was like magnets were activated.

So we got milkshakes and sat down and talked about people who weren't there, and Zuko made a comment about the stupid writing on my hand.

Zuko: "So, in the Earth Kingdom, is it a good thing to be a geeky jock?"

Me: "Oh, that was written by someone I was visiting in a mental institution."

Well, that's what you GET!

Zuko: "What shirt? You would probably get a hot girlfriend faster if you wear it."

I. Hate. You.

Aang: "He's already on his way, Zuko."

Me: 'looks confuzzled'

Aang: "You know Toph likes you, right, Sokka?"

Me: 'runs from the lounge screaming'

Not REALLY, but I THOUGHT about it.

So Zuko and Aang explain that Toph has a major crush on me, and at this point Teo rolls up, (Oh yeah, Teo is in a wheelchair, most of the time, at least. He has crutches and is in physical therapy.) and they fill him in on the events of tonight, and they ask if I like Toph back, which I DON'T, (Am I the only male who is only attracted to celebrities I'll never meet?) so Teo's like, "Great, so can I ask her out?"

I KNOW. This guy has known Toph since they were BORN, practically, not really because Teo was born 300 miles away from where he lives currently, he and his dad moved there when he was a few months old. But STILL, it would be like ME asking YOU out, which would mentally scar me for life!

I said yes.

So we made this huge plan. Then when Toph comes down:

1: Toph makes a beeline for me.

2: She asks if I want to dance.

3: I refuse politely. (I kinda thought it was romantic when the guy asks, but whatever.)

4: Teo announces he's going to get ice cream.

5: Phase One ends (and fails) when Toph stays rooted in her chair next to me.

6: There is no Phase Two.

So me, Zuko, Aang, Teo, (who gave up on ice cream pretty quickly) and Toph sat around, completely bored. We debated going over to swim in the Neptune Pool, but when we asked Teo and Toph it was revealed that neither one can swim. So we abandoned that idea, Aang got a text and had to go back upstairs, and then Teo and I decided to go through on the ice cream plan.

So we were sucking down chocolate ice cream with pieces of brownie (yum) when Gilligan takes a microphone and screams for mixing, and tells everyone to find someone with the same color wristband and go dance.

RESPONSES:

The Wannabes: There are a ton of Britney Spears look alikes here. They all started screeching and grabbing guys.

The 'Cool' Kids: All have huge sunglasses that cover their face, pretend their better than everyone else, are super rich but act as if they live on the street, ya know. They pretend they didn't even hear him. Which is a real possibility....

Gamers: Someone yelled "TOURNAMENT!" and started ringing the sea god, whoever he is.

Emos/Goths: Stare blankly at each other.

Geeks: Follow the rules and get whoever will dance with them.

US: What would you classify us as? The Geeks/Jocks/Emos/Alternatives? Well, Teo and I were scarfing ice cream and seriously debating staying that way, when Toph screamed from the other side of the room, asking what color I had.

TOPH, who I am not into, had BLUE, I, the guy she is into to who is not into her, had BLUE, and TEO, the guy who is into HER but is not into HIM because she is into ME, had ORANGE.

For a second I was thinking it was time to FIRE my favorite color for betraying me this way.

But then I grabbed Teo's wrist, did a little switcheroo, then brought me wrist up, which now sported an ORANGE wristband.

I am sorry I ever doubted you, color blue. You remain my fave.

"TEO HAS BLUE!" I screamed. Teo gave me a look of complete happiness, then yanked Toph over to the dance floor. Then this girl who looked like Hannah Montana (?) ran up, clamped my arm, and dislocated my arm yanking me over to the dance floor.

So I danced with her for a while, she couldn't dance AT ALL, and you know how much bad dancers bug me. Then she led me out to the deck, and we talked for a little bit, she was also clueless, and you know how stupid girls bug me even MORE.

So, her name was Veronica, and I was thinking she might be my hot Fire Nation girlfriend, except she lacked sorely in the brain, personality, and dance department. YOU might be able to rate someone on appearance, but that is because you are superficial and I am not.

So, THIS is where you are supposed to fire me as your best friend. Or, maybe it's HER fault. She was worse than Miss Thong over there.

So, we're talking on a lounge chair, and it's actually okay, she might be dim, but she was sort of fun to talk to.

It was really pretty out, all the stars and everything, and I was just trying to explain why I have WRITING on my hand, when she's like,

"Well, I can be your number four."

Then she literally CLIMBS ON TOP of me, and starts kissing me. I haven't kissed that many girls, but I could tell she was just HORRIBLE. She had no idea what she was doing, and it was WAY too physical. She like, let go of her grip on my mouth and flipping TOOK OFF HER SHIRT. I was like, 'uh, hello, we're right out here where anyone can see us, and we just met.' Then she went back to making out, even worse than before, and she literally put her hands UNDER MY SHIRT. I was just thinking this was going WAY too far, but I didn't want to hurt her feelings too bad, so I was trying to GENTLY push her off of me, and then, dear lord, TEO AND TOPH WALK OUT ONTO THE DECK.

I was like, oh, shit, and they just stared, looking like they felt bad, then they went back inside. Veronica tried to resume the road to hardcore sex, but I pushed her away, and, completely embarrassed, I fled to my room, where my dad was looking like, what the fuck are you doing back so soon? I ignore his concerned questions and took a shower in the ten inch stall, AND I DIDN'T GET STUCK! Little triumph, yay!

So, today was actually pretty uneventful when we were exploring whatever town we were in, I don't even KNOW what we were in, my dad yanked me through ten zillion museums, I can't even tell you what they were about. I think there was a music one, and they had a dance exhibit I wanted to see, but dad was like, noo, let's go see a reptile museum.

YES, I KNOW it's weird for a guy to like dance. I'm not gay, I just like dancing and I like girls who can dance. It's just fun, and if you would PAY ATTENTION IN MUSIC CLASS you would find out how fun it was.

So, I didn't really explain myself at dinner, since there were parents there, and if Teo or Toph suddenly asked what I was doing having sex on deck four, my dad would have me locked up and have me live a life of abstinence and prayer. Aang and Zuko, I could just TELL they knew, Aang gave me those 'dude-your-not-a-virgin-anymore' glares, which were inaccurate, I'll most likely be a virgin for life. Zuko didn't seem to care too terribly much, but if Aang knew, then he obviously told Zuko.

And, there is a Death-by-Chocolate party tonight, (there's a party EVERY NIGHT, we should seriously consider becoming stowaways on one of these things, not factoring in the sex-goddesses nd embarrassment) so I'll tell them what REALLY went down. And that party started about fifteen minutes ago, so I should probably leave.

-Your friend who is STILL a virgin, Sokka

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That was a LONG chapter! I can't believe I wrote that in one day, but I broke my moms two-hour-a-day rule. Oh, well.

Some of the things Yue said were taken from MoonlitxPursuit's reviews. You crack me up! And It's also awsome you reviewed all of this, and I'm giving you the copyright, so don't sue!

Alright, this time I'm NOT asking people to review! Got it? I have gone to REVIEW REHAB, and hopefully I won't be such a review-whore after this!

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Oh, who am I kidding? Review!