Hey, it's me again. I think it's actually unhealthy how much I love writing this fic.

Thank you to MoonlitxPursuit, (I'll probably quote you again, your reviews just crack me up) and zutarababe! You people are awesome!

Another PG-14 for sexual content chapter. I think I'm finished with them.

Okay, chapter time!

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Monday, June 14, 2009, 11:42 AM

Guess Where

TO: yuethemoonspirit at moon. com

FROM watertribegenius at awesomeness. com

Subject: ....CHOCOLATE!

Okay, so guess what? Last night, I was JUST about to leave for the chocolate party, when my dad barricades the door and asks me what was up with dinner, since he picks up so much and he noticed we weren't our unusual mental-illness-y teenage selves. I just said we were all kinda tired, but he practically FORCED me to tell him what the 'fight' was all about, and since I was speaking to him at that point, I decided to tell him about Veronica, since I thought he wouldn't flip.

Yeah, he flipped. He went on this whole squeal about how women weren't the only ones who were in the 'situation' of forced sex and/or rape. I'm sorry, I don't mean to be sexist, but I just can't really imagine a women actually raping a guy.

Well, for one thing, I wasn't even raped, she THOUGHT I was into her enough for that, and I didn't really say anything, so yeah. And we didn't go all that far, I stopped it WAY too soon for anything to really happen.

So my dad goes COMPLETELY insane and starts talking about birth control and stuff like that, and I'm like, you WANT me to carry condoms around or something?

So, me, extremely grossed out, ran from our stateroom screaming, and went down to the teen lounge to meet my NEW friends, who don't WRITE on me, thank you very much.

Teo and Toph were sitting around, looking bored, I ran up to them and explained what happened, and Teo starts LAUGHING. I was SO ticked off. Toph was like, dude, this isn't funny. But I just shrugged. (since I'm so good-natured) Then Zuko and Aang walk up and I have to tell THEM what was up, and Zuko reveals the fact that HE is not a virgin, at which time we ENDED the conversation, because Teo and Toph just entered their new relationship, and don't want to screw anything up by talking about SEX, which I can totally understand.

So after we talked about things we shouldn't be talking about, we wandered over to this scale model of the ship, a big white chocolate ship, with a bunch of milk chocolate furniture, anchored (with a caramel anchor) in a sea of dark chocolate. It was HEAVEN. The ship was beyond huge, and we barely made a dent. I am personally responsible for the consumption of four deck chairs, two life jackets, the statue of Neptune/Posidon, and practically a gallon of the sea, and you couldn't even TELL I was there. Zuko ate an entire smokestack, Teo and Toph did in the huge chocolate hottub and most of the helm, (or whatever that room where they drive the boat is called) and Aang snarfed down all of deck nine, I think.

So Gilligan made up this treasure hunt, and he announced it into the microphone.

RESPONSES:

Wannabees: Laugh at Gilligan and continues drinking water, since chocolate has WAY too much fat for their stick-bodies.

'Cool' Kids: Act like they don't even hear him.

Gamers: "Tournament!" And everyone shoots over to the air hockey tables.

Emos/Goths: 'stare blankly at gamers.

Geeks: Aren't even there.

Geeks/Jocks/Emos/Alternatives/Virginity Squad/US: Feel sorry for Gilligan and take off with one of his clues, like complete losers.

So, the clue read: 'Go to the place where the ceiling is space and look under the chair that is covered in hair.'

So we go to Deck Nine, and we are right, since we are oh-so-smart, (and the clue was so dumb) and the clue read, 'Where the sea god fell, you will find a bell.'

So we head down to the Neptune/Posidon pool, (Which is weird, I don't think the sea god ever FELL) and the bell was not immediately apparent, so we divided up and started searching. Teo and Toph looked around the area of my encounter with rape last night, Aang and Zuko looked over by the area near the lounge, it has a snack bar with really good fries. I was given the pool itself.

There was nothing around it, and a few kids were swimming, so the bell was obviously not under the water anywhere. But THEN, if you recall, there is a big statue of Neptune/Posidon in the middle, and THAT is where I spied the big, copper cow bell.

Unfortunately, I was fully dressed and wearing a white T-shirt, and I didn't really what to look like I had participated in a wet shirt contest, so I had no way to reach it. I thought for a second I might have to call out to one of the girls in bikinis when, luckily, or extremely un-luckily, if you look at it that way, Zuko walked over, (Completely ABANDONING Aang) and I explained the situation.

ME: "Can you ask one of them to get it?"

ZUKO: "No. You need to stop being so shy."

ME: "Please?"

ZUKO: "Do it or I'll push you into the pool."

Yue, did you SEND this person to me?

So I called out to one of the girls in a hot bikini, she turned and started swimming our way. Zuko makes a comment on how she could be my hottie, because she WAS hot, she had copper-colored hair and big light blue eyes, and then she got out of the water.

She fixed her gaze STRAIGHT AHEAD, and since she's about five inches shorter than me, she was staring straight at my chest.

ZUKO: "So, what's your name?"

SUKI: "Suki."

ZUKO: "Where do you live?"

SUKI: "Kyoshi."

ZUKO: "Island?"

SUKI: "We don't have guys like this on Kyoshi."

ME: "Um, so who are you here with?"

SUKI: "Not my boyfriend, I don't have one."

Then, since I'm still fragile with the Veronica incident, I try to free myself from her, since she's about two inches away from me and it was FREAKING ME OUT, and I finally do, by, yes, FALLING into the pool.

SUKI: "He appears to be my type."

ZUKO: "Which would be..."

SUKI: "Geeky jock."

You are SO dead when I get home.

So I swim over and get the clue, and Zuko ASKS SUKI IF SHE WANTS TO JOIN US. I wonder if Zuko recently escaped from the same mental hospital my dad was at before I was born.

So we leave to find the next clue, with our new member of our group, (I felt like I was on the set of a REALLY BAD remake of the Wizard of Oz.) and I would go through them all, but there were SO MANY of them, and they were all SO STUPID.

Suki didn't stick with us for long, (maybe she needed charging) and when we FINALLY got back to Gilligan, he had prizes for us; CD cases! And good ones, the kind you would get at Target, and not the cheap foam ones you get at other free prize things. And he had Twister boards set out, so we amused ourselves with those for a while.

Okay, I wish I could write more, but my dad is standing over me, CLAPPING at me to get up. Seriously, he's just standing there clapping. I am SO humiliated. I wonder if there's still time to drown myself.

-Your embarrassed friend, Sokka.

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This chapter is short, live with it. My time is up in five minutes.

I'm sorry if you guys like Suki, but I honestly hate her, I won't try to bash her too much, but she's going to be pretty OOC.

Okay, later!