Hey, wassup?

My cousins are up, wee!, and it is comedy abroad. We went to a block party last night, (well, it was last night when I was writing this A/N) and it was the funniest thing ever. And now I have peoples to babysit, so MONEY, and with enough of it, LAPTOP, and then MORE UPDATES! Well, at that point in time, I will probably have finished this fic, but whatever.

OK, then, bye!

VQVQVQV

Tuesday, June 15, 2009, 10:57 PM

You KNOW Where I AM

TO: yuethemoonspirit at moon. com

FROM watertribegenius at awesomeness. com

Subject: SHOUT OUT TO TOPHROCKER! YOU ROCK AS A BEST FRIEND!

Hmm... what did I do today? Stayed on the boat. Yes, it was our day at sea, and we, (meaning me, Zuko, Aang, Teo, and Toph) ran around and, basically acted like idiots.

So there is this huge shopping part of the ship, do you ever think it's weird how we have stores IN A BOAT? Well, we were bored out of our minds, so we started playing Truth or Dare, (Aang's idea, he's WAY too in touch with his feminine side) and it somehow got turned into we could only do dares.

Well, somewhere down the line, I stuck my finger in my eye or something, and my eye was super red, so we had a conversation that went sort of like this:

ZUKO: "Dude, what have you been smoking? You look high."

ME: "Duh, in one eye?"

TOPH: "Did the lady at the counter get ya?"

ME: "..yeah, okay, bye."

So we walked around the aisles for a bit, and finally Zuko dared me to run around the store once screaming "OH, MY EYE! OH, MY EYE!"

It was amusing. This one three year old just stared at me, along with the rest of her family. I ran into a shelf coming back.

Then Aang had to run down the aisles yelling DUCKDUCKGOOSE! which he did, and almost got him kicked out. Then Zuko and I had to high-five as many people as we could, (people were rude, so of them just stared at us, and one woman stared at me and went "...no." RUDE!) Then we did get kicked out.

Then we kinda wandered around aimlessly, we went into the hottub and took pictures, I got some cool ones.

Wow, I just realized, I sound boring.

Okay, I'll skip right to the party!

Which went on very early, like, seven o'clock.

So we all screwed around with beach balls and the camera, then all the little children vacated the bouncing house for us, and we got cool pictures from that.

Oh, and this EVIL KID came up and knocked the ball out of Zuko's hands, so we all had to attack him with beach balls! He ran, coward.

Toph kept calling Aang a little kid, which didn't make much sense, seeing how Aang is actually older than Toph.

This is a boring email.

GAA!

I'm dying, I'm dying! Stop dying from boredom!

Okay, I'm going to sleep. Chow.

-Drunken Warrior (it works)

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Wednesday, June 16, 2009, 3:42 AM

Why am I up right now? Oh, location, my bed.

TO: watertribegenius at awesomeness. com

FROM yuethemoonspirit at moon. com

Subject: I'm the moon.

Hey, don't ask me why I'm emailing you at 4 in the fricken morning. I was awake, and no one's online.

So, I thought it would be practical to catch up on my emails from you.

So..

Um, WOW, that is all I can say about your evening with Veronica.

Sokka, that is called rape. Well, if you went further, it would have been.

Your dad cracked me up, though. It is so like him to get worked up over something like that.

Yeah, no one better rape my Sokka!

That was awkward....

Especially Suki! She seems like a creeper. I would ditch her if I were you. I figured she was creepy the second she started talking to you. I was hoping she would go after the bell and DROWN!

But your clapping dad cracked me up! I was in tears! God, he should be a kindergarten teacher....

And BARCELONA! Oh, God, I have so much to say about that...

This is where I quote MoonlitxPursuit waaaaayyy too much, sorry people, I'm getting writer's block. :(

I attempted to do the sentence.

I died.

Blaaaaa....

I am a zoooooooooombiiiiiiiieeeeee..................

Oh, and thanks for the present! I'm sure Katara will like her headband, too bad your dad took the thong away. :(

And don't complain! The climb was good exercise!

Awww.

Sokka!

You aren't a unplanned baby!

They probably started planning when they realized you would be born!

That happens a lot in this world.....

Oh my God!

Sokka!

You can't be the only geeky-jock out there!

You could all pull together and plan world domination!

Just take meeeee!!!!

Oh, and nothing much has been going on on the homefront.

Your grandmother has been bustling around, making her wedding plans, Katara continues to be weird, and I am totally bored without you!

And I should probably go back to bed, I'm starting to get kinda tired.

Oh, and do numbers three and four! Or I WILL be beating you up when you get home!

It's for your own good!

Love you! -Yue

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Okay, I'm sorry about this chapter, I've been having some writers block, and I just couldn't think of anything funny. I quoted MoonlitxPursuit too much, but you act a lot like the Yue I'm trying to put down here, so forgive me.

Alright, that's it, I hope you people found this halfway enjoyable to read, everything seemed a lot funnier when it happened in real life..

I think I'll go hunt down some food here.

..Okay, bye.