Hey! I would now like to thank the nice people who reviewed.

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Yes, that's right, NOBODY. THANKS, really, THANKS.

I know the last chapter wasn't as funny, but STILL!

Gaa, my sister is telling me my two hours on the computer is up when I just got on ten minutes ago. ANNOYING!

Akay, I know this first part of the chapter makes NO SENSE WHATSOEVER, but I was very bored and decided I would let my imagination take off in a whirlwind of chocolate and Mountain Dew, see what it brings back, and it brought back some funny stuff. Well, for me, at least. So I hope you all think it is also funny.

DISCLAIMER: Don't own Avatar. I own....hmm. How sad.

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Thursday, June 17, 2009, 9:28 AM

Outer Space

TO: yuethemoonspirit at moon. com

FROM watertribegenius at awesomeness. com

Subject: Life and...stuff like that

Hey! So.... yeah.

There was another party last night, and now I'm really kinda sad. It's Thursday, and I have to go home on Sunday!

I don't want to leave! I flipping love it here!

You know, when my father isn't killing, er, GUIDING me. Or when I'm not being stalked/kidnapped/raped.

So, let me tell you about my time at the party.

It was kinda boring, at first, Gilligan put his Elvis Presley CD on the loudspeakers for everyone, and everyone just laughed at it.

Then someone kidnapped Elvis and put a Linkin Park CD in (Yay! Someone told me Linkin Park was mainstream. I don't see how doing one song for a movie and having good ratings make them mainstream. I never even hear them on the radio) so Teo asked Toph to dance, and then Zuko, Aang, and ME were all sitting there, completely bored.

Well, THEN, you guessed it, SUKI walks over and asks if I want to dance, then, after I politely refuse, she abducts me and starts dancing. (She isn't the best dancer, either) Is this getting familiar?

So then I convince her to let me buy her fries (so she wouldn't try to clump with me again) so we started talking, and she told me she really likes sci-fi, (what a surprise, when she says she's from Klingon) and I told her I have some really awesome fake UFO videos on my laptop and I could show them to her.

(At this point in time, you're probably like, Sokka, you hate this girl, WHY are you inviting her into your room to watch SPACE VIDEOS? I have one thing to say to you. Happy Bunny says ZIP IT!)

I was trying to make her happy so I could go back downstairs and drink smoothies with my gang, who were probably searching for me about now.

Looking back on this, wow, that was a dumb plan.

So we get up there, (My father abandoned me in my time of need, how nice.) and I turn on my laptop, and then she does this disturbingly-like Veronica thing where she tries to have SEX with me, and I ask myself this one question: WHY is it that EVERY GIRL on this boat WANTS TO SLEEP WITH ME?

(And you're probably thinking, why don't YOU want to sleep with any of these girls? Because I appreciate being pure, Yue.)

So I run for my flipping LIFE up to Deck Four, where the teen lounge is, and I pass the theatre area, where Toph's parents spot me, and watch me with these questioning eyes, like, why is Sokka running at top speed down a hallway? (Yes, I WAS actually running, on account of the fact that Suki was CHASING me) and I was wondering, Wow, when will my life stop being so HUMILIATING?

Then I smacked into, you guessed it, my dad.

So, apparently, NOT SOON.

So, he, as we all can predict, he was increasingly concerned as to why I was running for my life on a cruise ship, so in a matter of minutes we're sitting on my bed back in our room, and he's again trying to talk to me about sex and birth control. I felt like I was being tortured, and I just wanted him to shut up and let me sleep, so I grabbed the pillow and put it over my face in a fake attempt to smother myself.

So, naturally, he yanked the pillow away and told me to knock it off or he was having me committed. (I don't think he was kidding, I am sorry to say.)

That was my night. It was insane, and not one part of it made sense. So now Suki is orbiting, thinking I'm in love with her, AFTER I ran screaming from the room, my friends all think I abandoned them, and my father thinks I'm going to kill myself and will probably put me in a straightjacket when we get home.

Gaa. We're going to Paris, so bye.

-Sokka

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Leave me alone!

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Thursday, June 17,2009, 8:43 PM

sigh

TO: yuethemoonspirit at moon. com

FROM watertribegenius at awesomeness. com

SUBJECT: Paris and...the beach

So I email you again!

You are tired of me now, aren't you?

I'm not in a straightjacket, not yet, at least.

So this is how my fabulous day went:

I went to museums. My dad almost dislocated my arm 'guiding' me through them. Then we decided to meet up with everyone at the beach of Nice. (Pronounced Neece.)

Several things that are strange about Neece:

1: All the sand is black. It was really pretty, but kinda scary at the same time.

2: There are vendors who sell actual HEALTHY snacks, like apples and orange slices.

3: It's a topless beach.

Imagine our surprise when we walk into the beach, Toph, with her bikini top held high, and EVERY girl is topless. Not joking EVERY girl.

So all the parental units have huddled together and debated removing the teenage units from area, Gyatso grabbed Aang and started shuffling him out of there, when Toph made a comment about how appropriate just means doing what's expected, and at a topless beach, wouldn't it be INAPPROPRIATE to WEAR a top? (Don't you love the monster I've created?)

So she reaches back to undo the clasp on her bikini, she was just joking, though, I don't think she was ACTUALLY going to take her top off.

So her parents make a look like, don't you dare, Gyatso starts to say something about purity or something, but is interrupted by a very loud SCREAM from Toph.

So at this point in time, I am staring out into the distance, and all of a sudden, I see this dark green blob flying through the air. I look over and Toph is ATTEMPTING to cover herself up, (Notice how I emphasize ATTEMPTING) but, you know, it's not really working, since she must be like, a C-cup, AT LEAST.

So her father completely averts his gaze, I really don't blame him for not wanting to see his daughter topless from the waist up, Zuko, Aang, Teo and I were TRYING not to look, but we have HORMONES, Toph's mother FAINTED, Gyatso was trying to help Mrs. Bei Fong, and my dad and Iroh just kinda turned away.

So Toph started running after her top, and we followed her to help, and we must have searched for hours, even though it was probably only like, two minutes, and I was just going to say we should give up and give Toph my shirt, when a whole bunch of these really buff guys start LAUGHING at Toph and staring at her, she starts screaming at them, apparently she KNOWS them from the place where she practices earthbending. I have NO idea why they were there.

So Teo, being the amazing boyfriend he is, gives Toph the shirt off his back and goes to yell at these guys, all of which referred to themselves in third person. Then they start beating him up, so Zuko and I ran over and saved Teo, then we all kinda left.

Toph did find her bikini top, eventually, right before we left 'The Boulder' ran up and gave it to her. (Kinda nice for an insanely buff guy, don't ya think?) That's what EYE was thinking, then he made some sort of assy comment to her, I couldn't hear him, but I knew it was WAY inappropriate because Mr. Bei Fong punched him (Although I don't think it did much) and threatened to file a sexual harrasment lawsuit. Then Toph stalked off, unhappy.

So we split up and I went to yet more museums, then we came back here. There was ANOTHER party tonight, but, you know, I'm all partied out, I think I'll play MY NEW SIMS 3 for a bit, then go to sleep early.

K, I should turn my Sims on soon, so my dad doesn't talk to me about rape and condoms AGAIN.

Love you! -Soka

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So Sokka made one very big mistake in this chapter.

Sokka: YOU'RE the one who misspelled my name! And you make me look insane!

ME: Yup.

Sokka: 'walks away'

Alright, I REALLY tried hard to make this chapter funny, so PLEASE review, just to say hi!

WHY is there nothing for the Boulder? You could do so much with the character! It's so weird, all those guys in Earth Rumble 6 KNOW Toph's a girl, they tease her about it, and yet they treat her more like a little sister than, I don't know, a GIRL. Like, I was seriously surprised that they never made ANY other comment except for saying they don't 'feel comfortable' fighting a girl. WHY do we have to be TV-Y7? (Do you people get what I'm saying at all, or am I speaking Gibberish?)

K, so there will probably be two more chapters, maybe three. School starts in a week and two days. Gaa. I am NOT really for school. I'm gonna get killed by a senior! AHHHH!!!!!!

K, bye.