Alright, this is officially my most chaptered story, meaning this story now has more chapters than any of my other ones.

'happy dance, happy dance'

K, so, the reason I updated so quickly is because my dad and sister are vacationing in the boonies, and my mom and I made a deal; I do my homework and vacuum, I can go on the computer for as long as I want! BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Erm...

Alright, I'm pretty sure we will get to chapter 13, at which Sokka will return home. SOKKA: "But I don't want to leave! You're going to do something horrible to me, aren't you?"

ME: 'completely ignores Sokka' And I'm sorry, Sokka did not do terribly too much as told in this chapter. With the other cities I could make stuff up, even though I've never been there. I couldn't think of anything for London, my parents went there, but I was three so they stuck me with my cousins. Blah.

That's it. Read now!

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Friday, June 18, 2009, 9:52 PM

My bed

TO: yuethemoonspirit at moon. com

FROM watertribegenius at awesomeness. com

SUBJECT: Hangin Out

So guess where we went today?

London.

It was pretty fun. My dad has all but given up on full days of bonding time, so we meet up with everyone else pretty much everywhere.

The things I did with my dad: Go through yet MORE museums. We went to Buckingham Palace, where we (my dad did this too) tried to get a reaction out of one of the guards, but nothing. Then we felt sort of bad, so before we left we apologized to the guard, who stood there like he hadn't heard us. (Which is a real possibility, now that I think of it.)

Then we met up with all the other peeps, and all the parental units went to drink beer and other stuff, so we roamed around a bit, we all tried to fit into those teeny little phone booths, and we DID, but we almost died doing it.

We went on the London Eye, which is so huge, and Toph was scared out of her mind.

And then we almost missed the boat. We dashed up there LITERALLY as the guy was trying to take the stairs away!

But all was fine. Then there was yet ANOTHER party tonight, and AGAIN we didn't feel like going to it.

We're still hanging out, I just had to send a quick email to my darling little sister. Oh, I'll copy/paste it in:

My lovely Katara-

How is it at home? Yue has sent me a few emails about randomness, but they aren't all that informative.

She did, however, tell me about your little conversation in the movie theater.

What, may I ask you, would lead you to believe I still slept over at Yue's house? And why do you need to feel sexy at all? Your thong is on my list of Top Ten Hideous Things Sokka Has Ever Seen, otherwise known as the TTHTSHES list, up with a picture of naked fertility gods.

Oh, and I also found out who we are named after. It wasn't just a play of favorites, me getting Drunken Warrior and you getting pure, I was named after an elite Water Tribe warrior who aided Avatar Aang in a century long war, and was killed for my cause. You were named after, guess who, my sister. So even the person you're named after was just related to someone awesome.

Alright, that is it, I was GOING to get you a brand new thong out here, but our father discarded that option.

Kiss kiss! (And no, not Keep It Simple Stupid)

-Sokka (The Awesome One)

Alrighty, then we are about to hook up Guitar Hero, so byeas!

-I AM THE AWESOME ONE! SOKKA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Saturday, June 19, 2009, 10:28 AM

Here

TO: yuethemoonspirit at moon. com

FROM watertribegenius at awesomeness. com

SUBJECT: (Insert Interest In Writing A Subject Here)

Yue! I am WEARING the shirt! We are going into the CAPITAL today, and I am PUMPED! My dad hasn't lectured me on safe sex or rape in 24 hours! I'm on a ROLL! I am GONE!

Hmm. I'm still here. Until I work up the nerve to actually walk out of the room with my 'tres sexy' shirt and writing on my hand, I will email you for a bit. (Notice how I did not say flower on my face. I forgot to tell you, that came off, FINALLY, two days ago. The writing on my hand still remains. WHY did you have to use a Sharpie, WHY did you go over the letters so many times? Oh, here's a better question, WHY did I ever let you?)

SO!

So last night we were all just screwing around, I can't even really remember where it took place, it was like a mini-teen lounge, it had a TV and a Wii, which we preoccupied ourselves with.

We played the Wii Fit, which sounds stupid, but it was really a lot of fun. We all raced each other on the Wii, you know, since it's cooler than actually racing people. The games are beyond fun. Aang looked like a dinosaur running with the thing.

By the time we got around to Guitar Hero, we were all SUPER hyped up on sugar. Zuko was rocking out, jumping up and down and dancing, which really surprised me. Well, it does now, I am sorry to say that I went totally nuts.

I was hopping up and down, even though I was kneeling, and dancing with my arms, and then I started yelling out the colors of the guitar notes, whenever one dragged out I would raise my voice like, an octave. I sounded ridiculous. But it was fun.

ME LAST NIGHT: 'Red, red, GREEEEEEEEEEN, yellow, yellow, yellow, GREEEEEEEEN!"

TOPH: "Fat Rockstar, FAT!"

I don't know WHERE Toph got her song, but she kept singing it.

Then we got slightly bored, so we started playing my Sims 3. (Which some people have formed HATE GROUPS on facebook! I guarantee you, the more people like something, the more hate it gets. People hate things just because it's popular! Like Fred! And they say Sims is a waste of time! SO IS FORMING HATE GROUPS AND TORTURING ME, JETTE!)

Bwahahahaha.....

So we made ourselves and the most random house, it has an indoor pool and everything, it was confusing because I just got the Sims 3 and don't really know how to work it.

My dad just finished getting ready. Oh, God, I CANNOT go out in this top. I need some incentive! HELP! Oh, my dad's talking to me.

DAD: "Sokka, get off the computer. It rots your brain."

ME: "I thought TV rots your brain."

DAD: "Just get off. And change that shirt, it's inappropriate for walking around town."

ALRIGHT DAD! You DID it! The much needed incentive! I am now obligated, as a respectful teenage, to wear this shirt ALL day, JUST to annoy you!

Love ya! -Sokka

Saturday, June 19, 2009, 5:52 PM

My Desk

TO: watertribegenius at awesomeness. com

FROM yuethemoonspirit at moon. com

SUBJECT: Are You Okay?

Hey, Sokka. I just got off the phone with your sister.

Apparently your dad called your grandmother.

Katara said something about you being in the hospital.

She said your grandmother was crying.

We're both really worried about you. Katara still doesn't know what happened.

Are you okay?

-Yue

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-GASP- What did I do to poor Sokka?