Chapter 3: Dare accepted?!
Flashback
"Awwwww... Someone's blushing eh?" Cas teased. Man! How can she see in this... Darkness? -Sigh- I know why. I have been passing all my carrots to her! Mom, don't read this.
"Shuddap! It was just because- AH!" I shouted, turning my attention back to our dear LEADERR-SAMMAA. "YOUR FAULT!"
Pein raised an eyebrow.
"Yes you! YOUR SUCH A PAIN! A PAIN IN THE ARSE! Why didn't you put any lights in the hallway AND dungeon. It caused me so much trouble ya know?! Look, I can understand why if your organization is poor. BUT NO! Your organization is NOT poor. SEE! You even have an accountant! (Kakuzu obviously) I bet you just wanna torture me in this... Darkness! And it caused me to lose face just cause Cas make fun of me holding hands with Itachi-senpai! And please, I'm just holding hands with him cause I'm AFRAID OF THE DARK! Woah! New discovery! Hmph."
After I said this, everyone including Cas was staring at me while I sat down on the floor, hugging my knees to my chin, rocking back and forth, mumbling to myself: "Don't look at me. Don't look at me."
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"HAHAHAHA! Itachi! You've really picked out this nice toy eh? There's not only 1 interesting toy but there's 2 of them! HAHAHAHA" A voice boomed. Both Cas and I twitched. Hnn, Believe me, those people who makes us mad SHALL PAY.
"Toys, you say?" Evil aura formed around us. Everyone immediately backed away from the approaching danger, even Itachi. Now i shall show u why I-... No. WE are invincible when we're together. But of course, looking at how our highly "intelligent brains" work, we didn't understand the word "toys" by the said person. Instead, we twisted the meaning and did the opposite.
"OI! WHAT'S WITH THAT?!" Cas shouted.
"TOYS?!" I yelled
"DO WE LOOK LIKE-"
"-DOLLS TO YOU?"
"YEAH AND IN CASE-"
"-YOUR PWNY SLOW BRAIN IS JUST"
"TOO STUPID,-"
"FOR YOUR INFORMATION,-"
"-WE'RE NOT WEARING GIRLY FRILLY DRESSES"
"-OR WHATEVER SHIT."
"-AND WE ARE NOT DEAD THINGS." Cas finished. Woah. The powah of friendship rocks it all. Hehe. Fear US. We high-fived each other, wearing satisfied look on our faces. We both were literally laughing in our minds.
"Heh. Look at their faces. Speechless now eh?" (inner voice of Cas)
"Yeah. It teaches them not to mess with US!" (inner voice of me)
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"WHAT THE **** IS YOUR PROBLEM, BRATS?! THAT'S IT. I'M GONNA ****ING SACRIFICE THEM FOR MY RITUAL! AND DON'T TRY TO ****ING STOP ME! THEY ****ING PISSED ME OFF!"
"Oh? So what? You think your Hidan now?!" I stated. "Well, I think Hidan's more COOL than you, stupid cosplayer!"
I turned my attention to the others. "So what?! You guys think your some sort of action figures now huh?! WELL, in my sense, you guys are just merely classified under "Trash" NOPE. Not cool at all!" Heh! Eat that!
"E-Eh...? D-Del, your still onto that cosplaying part?!" Cas sweat dropped. "This girl is hopeless!"
"Hrmp." The Hidan-cosplayer said. And with that, a scythe came flying towards me. I didn't move, of course, since I was too busy staring and screaming while it flew towards me.
"AHHHHHHHHH!!" I screamed, my voice echoing through the hallways. But alas, the scythe only missed me by an inch, still resulting in a cut on my cheek. My heart was thudding like a sledge-hammer. Dear readers, you guys know that Hidan was only merely being "kind" and "missed" on purpose, probably only to shut my mouth right? Well, me, not being able to register his "kindness", decided to mock his aiming skills. Bad thing to do actually.
"HAHAHAHA!! You missed, you tiny weeny little blood-sucking biatch!" I taunted. "Even a 5-year-old kid can aim better than ya! HAHA!"
Sigh. It was the final straw.
"WHAT DID YOU SAY YOU ****ING B*TCH?! THAT'S IT. I'M GONNA ****ING SLAUGHTER YOU AND RIP THAT ****ING MOUTH OFF!"
"Argh! Just shut your mouth already! Your swearing could make the fishes cry! (Sorry fishies)" I shouted, and then mumble something about rising waters and tsunamis.
He pulls his scythe back and aims at me point blank. Pfft. Cheater. He then takes off his kasa (traditional bamboo hat).
"W-What is this? You look just like Hidan!" I exclaimed.
"Grr... THAT'S CAUSE I AM HIDAN, B*TCH!" Hidan fumed.
"o.0 Uh huh..." I stared at him with amazement.
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"Don't you guys only appear on anime?" I innocently asked.
"Uh? We don't know what the **** your talking about." Hidan cursed.
"HEY NO SWEARING!" I hit him on the head.
"OUCH! I CAN ****ING SWEAR FOR ALL I CARE! "Hidan cursed once again. This resulted in both of us fighting. Wow joy.
"AHEM. Del, I don't think we are legible to quarrel with them...?" Cas whispered.
"And why, may I ask?"
"Cause if they are the REAL evil organization Akatsuki..." she trailed off.
"…I shall ask no further!"
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-birds chirps-Sorry no birds here .
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"Ja, Deidara's here too?" I asked, a LITTLE too happy. Man, I just blew off my cover.
"How do you know my name, un?" the expected voice said.
"Uhm... 1.We know everyone here, but obviously you don't know us and 2. HOW CAN I NOT KNOW MY DEIDEI-CHAN'S NAME?!!!" I practically overreacted, gaining "wth" looks from ALMOST everyone. Heck, even I could tell that Itachi was surprised. Hohoho! Total pwnage! Hmm, I could tell that Cas was holding back her punch. Whoops. She always punches me when she thinks I'm being a total idiot. Dorks.
"Call me that again and you'll never see light ever, un!"
"Maa, calm down… Sorry Deide..- ara-san." I quickly changed my choice of words. WOW! I'm smart for once! :D
"So... Why did you bring us here again?" Cas asked. Heh, gotta admit, she's good in changing the subject.
"AHEM!" A particular person cleared his throat. One point for those who guessed it! It's our "DEAR Leader-sama!" -clap clap- Everyone remained quiet. Woah... They really have respect huh? o_0
"We brought you here cause we've recognized your potential and we want you to join Akatsuki."
"Huh? Us? What potential do WE have? Potential for being the most retarded of all?" I asked, earning another bump on my head. Seriously, if this goes on, my stupidity will level up in no time.
"This talk is getting to nowhere." Cas replied. "We won't wanna join some Organization who appears outta nowhere, kidnaps us and ask that we join them. NO WAY in my life!"
"You know what? For once I agree with you." I nod my head in agreement. Both of us looked straight in the leader's eyes, expecting an answer.
"Ja, what bout this? We shall bet." Hidan said, grinning from ear to ear. Man, I could just kill that Jashinist on the spot right now.
"Hmm? Bet what? And, are u in any position to bet now? You're the one asking us to join." I said.
"Oh? The little princess is scared of losing eh?" Hidan taunted. Obviously it was just to make me agree, everyone knows that, even Cas. But for me... Nope.
"HUH?! WHO CHA CALLING LIL PRINCESS, YOU JASHINIST FREAK!" I shouted at him.
"OH? THE PRINCESS IS ANGRY HUH? AREN'T I RIGHT? THAT YOU'RE SCARED OF LOSING A BET?!" Hidan shot back.
"LIKE WHO IS SCARED OF IT, SUCKER! FINE! I ACCEPT IT!" I yelled, feeling satisfied.
Hidan gave me a smirk that sent shivers down my spine. "Yeah, sure…~"
"Err... Since you agreed, then Kisame and Itachi shall escort you both to your room. Tomorrow we shall-"
"They're gone, Pein-sama." Konan said.
"-Sigh- I wonder if this is the correct thing to do..."
"Oh Leader-sama, just leave the bet to me." Hidan smirked.
"You sure you can handle it?"
"Of course! They will regret betting with me..." an evil aura formed around Hidan.
Pein sweatdropped.
Meanwhile…
"OUCH OUCH OUCH! STOP IT, CAS! I'M HURTING ALL OVER!" I yelled, rubbing my head.
"Zzz! Seriously! What do I do with you! You just unknowingly accepted a BET?! You know what this means right?" Cas said, fuming.
"Er... Yeah! I mean like what harm could it do? He was making me crazy man! Anyways it does not mark the end of the world. If we win the bet, we can go home!"
"YEAH. IN YOUR DREAMS, IDIOT!" Cas hit me once again.
"OUCH! Stop hitting me! I'm stupid enough already!"
"Like as if the bet would be that easy..." Cas mumbled to herself.
"Huh? You said something?"
"Uhm, nope. Just go sleep! We have to prepare for tomorrow!"
"Okay okay! One min you're hitting me like some sort of crazy old woman, the next, you're asking me to sleep." I growled.
"Fine fine, sorry! Now go sleep! Oyasumi, Del"
"Grr, hrmph. Oyasumi..."
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Note: Whew! Finally finished :D
Er… I don't really fancy vulgarities. So yeah, epic failure _