Chapter 4: Oh My Jashin!
The next morning, heck, I don't even know whether it's morning or not, the hideout's still as dark as ever. But as usual, I had a hard time waking up.
"Hrmmm… Oi Cas… If you wanna do it with Kisame so much… At least go somewhere else… and not here… Heehee!" I sleep talked in my dreams. Yeah. I do that A LOT of times. That was what caused me my downfall.
"How many times must I do this…AND what the heck are you dreaming about me and Kisame?!" Cas sighed, blushing and carrying a pail of… water. "Oh Kami-sama…"
"SPLASH!" I bolted up straight, yelling: "HEY! WHAT DID YOU DO THAT FOR?!"
-SLAP!-
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"If you wanted me so much, you could've just nudged me." I said, rubbing my bruised cheek.
"I did. A LOT of times. And heck, who said I wanted you?" Cas sarcastically said, brushing her hair.
"Hmph." I grumbled, mumbling something about her wanted Kisame instead of me. "It's my turn to use the toilet now! Man, you really spend a lot of time in there. Not as if Kisame will notice you if you doll yourself up."
"Who said I was dolling myself up?! You better watch what you say, Missy!" Cas said, coming out of the toilet after like 1233454653423 hours. I went in, washed up and stuff like that. But of course, being in the toilet with no entertainment's boring right?
"It's gonna happen again, I'm sure of it!" Cas mentally sighed. And the expected thing happened.
Superstar
Where you from, how's it going?
I know you
Gotta clue, what you're doing?
You can play brand new to all the other chicks out here
But I know what you are, what you are, baby
Look at you
Gettin' more than just re-up
Baby, you
Got all the puppets with their strings up
Fakin' like a good one, but I call 'em like I see 'em
I know what you are, what you are, baby
Womanizer, woman-womanizer, you're a womanizer
Oh, womanizer, oh, you're a womanizer, baby
You, You, You are
You, you, you are
Womanizer, womanizer, womanizer (womanizer)
Boy, don't try to front. I-I know just-just what you are-a-a
Boy, don't try to front. I-I know just-just what you are-a-a
You got me going, your oh so charming, but I can do it, you womanizer
Boy, don't try to front. I-I know just-just what you are-a-a
Boy, don't try to front. I-I know just-just what you are-a-a
You say I'm Crazy, I got you crazy, you're nothing but a womanizer
Daddy-O
You got the swagger of a champion
Too bad for you
Just can't find the right companion
I guess when you have one too many, makes it hard
It could be easy, who you are, that's just who you are baby
Lollipop
Must mistake me as a sucker
To think that I
Would be a victim not another
Say it, play it how you wanna, but no way
I'm ever gonna fall for you, never you, baby
Womanizer, woman-womanizer, you're a womanizer
Oh womanizer, oh you're a womanizer, baby
You, You, You are, you, you, you are
Womanizer, womanizer, womanizer (womanizer)
Boy, don't try to front. I-I know just-just what you are-a-a
Boy, don't try to front. I-I know just-just what you are-a-a
Womanizer, woman-womanizer, you're a womanizer
Oh, womanizer, oh, you're a womanizer, baby
When I finished singing the song, I went out of the toilet, only to see Cas stare at me with those eyes as big as footballs. Looked as if they could come out of their sockets anytime soon. If they came out, let's all play soccer okay? FOC! :D
"Whut?" I "innocently" asked.
"No, it's nothing…" Cas stated. "Your just as cranky as ever in the morning."
"Whut's cranky?" I asked.
"Didn't I explain it to you already?!" Cas shouted, irritated. Man, she's the one being cranky in the morning! But, whut's cranky?
"Uhh… I forgot? Hee hee?" I laughed nervously, only to get my head SLAMMED with a dictionary which came outta nowhere. Poor dictionary D:
"Ouch! Hey watch it!" I yelled, slamming the dictionary back. Oh please, spare the innocent dictionary.
"So, are you ready to see Pein?" Cas asked, throwing the dictionary… somewhere.
"Yeah, I guess…" Che. A Pain in the ass.
"So, ya ready to hear about your bet?" A certain white-haired Jashinist said.
"Yeah yeah, just get on with it already." Cas said, wearing a glum look. Hnn, she's as grumpy as ever when she wakes up. "Like an old woman."
"Our bet is that I'll give you a dare, and you must finish it." Hidan said, grinning.
"And... what is that dare?" I asked, head hurting. And why you may ask? Cause apparently Cas goes all kungfu in her sleep and I was the victim, yeah. –Rubs head- Oh and she literally damaged my brain cells just by slamming my head with a dictionary. Hmph.
"Come, I'll show you. No backing out now. Hehe."
We went out of the hideout, with all the Akatsuki members, including Pein, following behind Hidan. I was hoping to see light at last but NO. It just had to RAIN. Black ominous clouds covered the sky. Damn you clouds! Flash of forked lightning were seen and a great clap of thunder was heard. And believe me, I AM scared of thunder. Well, I am scared of ALOT of things which is why; I'm HALF-worried about the dare.
"GYAHHH!" I hid behind Cas when thunder was heard.
"If your scared of so many things then this dare will be easy to win for us, little princess~" Hidan taunted. Seriously, I could kill him right now IF weren't for the fact that he is immortal. Hmph. We walked along a pathway and reached a... House? The house looked old and the stormy weather made it looked even scarier.
"Huh...? What's this dare all about?" I asked, getting worried. Duh! Like who wouldn't get worried HUH?!
"Hmm... One of you will go into that haunted house and find the control room which controls the entire phenomenon inside." The Jashinist said.
"W-WHAT?! Only one?! W-Why not both of us go in to-together?!" I gasped. But I wouldn't mind Cas going in alone while I wait here. Yepp I'm THAT evil.
"It's more fun that way, won't it?" Hidan laughed, his laughter sent me shivering.
"Hmph. Sadistic bastard," I said, folding my arms. Well, how bad could it get anyways?
"Oh yeah and, the house was believed to be haunted with the evil ghosts and spirits of murderers…" He muttered under his breath. Che.
"W-What?! G-Ghosts... A-And M-Murderers?!"
"Er... Del, if your that scared, I think I should go instead" Cas offered. Ahhh! Life saver! Thank you Cas! I LOVE YOU! Your such a good friend! -sobs-
"OI! Don't sound as if I'm not coming back!" (inner voice of Cas)
"Ahwell, if you insist THAT much, then you may go in my stead." I said, obviously not wanting to be labeled as a "Scaredy-cat". But alas, SOMEONE just had to open his dirty mouth. Grr...
"Oh... So the Princess is scared after all." Hidan taunted. Gosh, he's rubbing salt into my wound.
"N-No I'm n-not..." I stammered, trying to sound normal, but failed.
"YOUR SCARED AFTER ALL! HAHAHA!!" Hidan laughed.
"Err..." The other Akatsuki members watched us fight.
"OI! YOU ALL SAY SOMETHING!" I yelled at them. "DON'T GIVE ME THAT DUMBFOUNDED LOOK, YOU BUNCH OF DUFFUS DUMBO DUMBASSES!!"
(Silence)
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"Well, please if you may, proceed inside..." Hidan gestured Cas in a gentlemanly way. "Pfft! BAD ACTING, MISTER! OH MY JASHIN! IS HE HITTING ON HER?! HE BETTER NOT IF NOT KISAME'S SO GONNA SHAVE HIM (Well, Samehada SHAVES -scratches head-) AND I'LL STUFF MY FOOT UP HIS ASS SO HARD HE'D NOT BE ABLE TO SHIT FOR MONTHS! HEHEHE! We both made a great combi! :D
"Since SOMEONE'S such a scaredy-cat to go inside so I guess-"
"W-WAIT! WHO ARE YOU CALLING A SCAREDY-CAT, HUUUH?! IF YOU THINK I'M SCARED, YOU'RE SO WRONG!" I shouted, sticking out my tongue at him.
"W-Wait, Del!" Cas shouted. But her words fell deaf on my ears as I STOMPED into the house they deemed as "Haunted"...
"Hehe... Now THAT'S what I'm talking about..." Hidan smirked, looking satisfied with himself.
Note: Sorry for the CHOICE of songs. I just had to sing this cause I got addicted to this song AFTER I watched a youtube vid on Akatsuki with the song "Womanizer"… Teehee? And yeah, I cut the song short cause I didn't want to sing the whole thing. LOL figures.
The song "Womanizer" by Britney Spears.
Lyrics from