Chapter 5: The Haunted House, NOT!
A/N: Don't kill me for this… Haha.
WARNING: Both failed horror and humor, yeah.
Flashblack…
"W-WAIT! WHO ARE YOU CALLING A SCAREDY-CAT, HUUUH?! IF YOU THINK I'M SCARED, YOU'RE SO WRONG!" I shouted, sticking out my tongue at him.
"W-Wait, Del!" Cas shouted. But her words fell deaf on my ears as I STOMPED into the house they deemed as "Haunted"...
"Hehe... Now THAT'S what I'm talking about..." Hidan smirked, looking satisfied with himself.
Now:
I didn't really believe in ghosts at first, but when I heard the story of a shrieking old woman falling down the stairs and not die, I wasn't as faithful anymore. Guess who told me that story? Who else! That jerkhead Hidan of course! Grr... He's nothing but all lies! Lies... Really?
I walked towards the ink-like darkness. It looked as if it could swallow me whole. I stepped inside the house.
"Why don't they put lights man?! It makes things easier." I grumbled to no one in particular. When i get out of this house, I'm so gonna beat some sense into him!
"Crreeaakk" The door was closing.
"O-OI?! You plan on locking me in?!" I shouted, my voice echoing through the house.
"Enjoy your self, little princess" Hidan grinned. And that's was the last time I saw him, SMIRKING. Gosh, I wanna beat the crap outta him!
"BAM!" The door closed, leaving me in total darkness... Well cept for the TV that was... ON?!
I gazed at the screen... It was all black and white.
"Okay... THIS IS CREEPY!" White smoke was "flying" around the house. I'm guessing it's dry ice. Yeah. IT HAS TO BE DRY ICE!
I shivered. Okay so, I have to find this "control room" right? And everything will be over right? I asked myself. Jeez! This house's so quiet I can even hear my own breathing...
Thu-Thump! My heart beat like a sledge-hammer.
"H-Hello?" I called out. "Helloo, Hellooo, Hellooo…" It echoed.
"Jeez, I hope this "control room" is not that far…" But of course, if it were that Jerkhead, he wouldn't make the room so near… Would he?
I walked slowly up the staircase, trying to be as quiet as possible. Thu-thump, Thu-thump, Thu-thump. I came upon a door in the hallway. Well, to find this "control room", I have no choice but to open every door…
My hand gripped tightly onto the cold doorknob… My hands were shaking uncontrollably and they were cold and clammy. Another forked lightning flashed through the window down the hallway, startling me.
I turned the doorknob slowly…
The door creaked loudly as I pushed it slowly…
I peeped into the room…
As boldly as I could, I counted to myself:
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-Breathes-
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"WHAM!" I pushed the door open completely. I stood there gaping, not being able to register the scene in front of me… The room was dark at first, but I could see clearly what was inside after the weather decided to be "kind" enough to help me light up the room.
Another flash of light burst through the large window, revealing what was inside completely.
In there…
Thu-thump, Thu-thump, Thu-thump, Thu-thump…
Was…
Thu-thump, Thu-thump, Thu-thump…
A hanging corpse…which was distorted beyond recognition. With its disfigured head and eyes filled with death staring directly through me…
All of its limbs were torn off.
And heck, I can't even tell if it's real blood that's dripping on the ground or not.
I stood there rooted to the ground, staring at what was in front of me…
Thu-thump, Thu-thump, Thu-thump…
Then…
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Thu-thump, Thu-thump!!!
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!"
Meanwhile…
"WHAT?!" Cas shouted. "WHAT YA MEAN THERE ISN'T A CONTROL ROOM?!"
"That's what I said" Hidan said coolly.
"Hidan, do you think it's a good idea to lie like this?" Pein sweatdropped.
"Yeah… What's in that house anyways?" Fish Face asked, worried for ONCE. WOW.
"I can't believe I spent my money on those useless things…" Kakuzu said, crying over his money.
"Heh! It's worth it if you want them to join!" Hidan exclaimed.
"But still, it's not good to lie…" Itachi said softly.
"HIDAN'S A BAD BOY!" Tobi scolded.
"Che. Whatever, ****"
"Erm… So what EXACTLY is in there?" Cas asked worriedly. "I should have stopped her from going in…"
"Hehe… She can tell you when all this ends." Hidan snickered.
"This' totally not good at all…What if she got chased? Worst still. Get raped by a corpse?! –Gasp-"
Back to me…
I stood there staring at the corpse and the corpse… hung there staring at me. I regained my composure when footsteps were heard.
There it was…
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Pitter Patter, Pitter Patter…(1)
Should I run? No. I could not see well in the dark and dang! My feet would not move.
Should I hide? No. I would have been "sniffed" out quickly by... someone OR something, yeah.
Where is it coming from? Where?!
Then it stopped. …
My heart skipped a beat.
Thu-thump…
I looked around cautiously, obviously panicking. Sweat was coursing down my forehead.
Nope, not a single soul in sight.
A minute passed, nothing happened.
3 minutes passed, nope, nothing came out and grabbed me from behind.
5 minutes passed, still nothing.
The sixth minute passed. No, no walking zombies or anything. Nothing!
Was it Hidan playing a trick on me?
Was it… something else?
I decided to ignore this unusual happening and moved on to the next room…
"Hmmm? I'm sure I heard someone humming…" I mumbled to myself, putting my ear closer to the door. I was practically straining my ears when the door suddenly flew open, with me toppling down as I was leaning on it.
"OUCH!" I yelled, rubbing the injury on my bum.
There. I heard it. Someone IS humming.
I opened my eyes… And saw…
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A/N: Weeee! Suspense! LOL. I may not update as frequent since school's already started. ): I'll try my best soooo yeah! :D
(1) I dunno what footsteps sound like. LAWL. Pitter patter's like rain sound. LOL. Phailed.