Trapped with your Nightmares

Disclaimer: You know what I'm gonna say. xD

I'm so sorry for the almost eternal wait. I woke up one morning and said, 'I should be ashamed of myself.'

And so this is the last chapter for your enjoyment.

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Where in the heck is Demyx? That was all on the minds of our trapped friends Saïx, Axel, Zexion, and Roxas. It's been two days and he didn't show up still! Does it take that much to use the bathroom? "Eventually, he will come. Or if not, he was eaten by zombies. What do I care." Saïx said to himself, although the others also heard. Even he couldn't help to be concerned about the sitar-player.

Axel and Roxas were playing rock paper scissors together, and Zexion was watching. "Haha! Rock beats scissors!" Roxas laughed. "Noooo... you're so mean..." Axel sighed in disbelief, for that was the 79th time that he lost to the blonde. "Axel. You're a loser." Zexion smirked, and soon, there was a fight between the two. Saïx shook his head.

"Would you two just shut up already?!" The Luna Diviner shouted. Axel and Zexion glared at the elder man and he twitched. "I-I said nothing..." Everyone gazed towards the stairs when Demyx came tumbling down. "Ooooh! Demmy! What happened?!" the boy asked excited. "Well..."

Flashback Tim---

"NO FLASHBACKS!!" They jumped when they heard Saïx barking this. "I just... found the bathroom and danced with some skeleton ladies! Yaaaay!" Demyx beamed happily. "Wait... weren't you afraid of that kind of stuff?" Zexion asked. "Not when they like to dance along with my sitar melodies!" All was silent, when the sitar-player gasped. "What's wrong?" Axel asked. "I found the bathroom... but I didn't use it! I forgot! Nooooooooo!" he whined. Saïx only shook his head and sighed. Poor creature could be so stupid sometimes.

The scenery of the day before repeated itself. Everyone was bored, as Saïx sat on his dear couch, and the others chatted about stupid things. What kind of stupid things? So stupid, that one would want to slap them in the face as they heard such stupid things. Really, really stupid. But still, if you must know, here are some things they spoke about:

"Hey guys, did you know Larxene has herpes?" said Axel. The others laughed at this. Even Saïx tried to bite back a laugh, but failed.

"I heard from Luxord that she has loads of flowers in her room, because Marluxia gave them to her!" Roxas snickered. Again everyone laughed. This time the elder blue-haired contained himself.

He raised an eyebrow at this. Look at that; they sound like little girls... talking and giggling about the local 'couple'. What will they say now? 'Do they have a crush on each other?', the Luna Diviner figured.

"Dude, do they like, have a crush on each other?" Demyx asked the others. Why wasn't Saïx surprised?

"If this answers your question, Demyx, I saw Marluxia sneaking into Larxene's room." The Luna Diviner said. All eyes turned to him shocked, then a chorus sounded:

"REALLY?! OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!"

"You people disgust me..." Saïx sighed.

For the next few hours things were, - surprise surprise -, boring. Man, not even a ghost to entertain them. And no one dared to go up the stairs... of course, not after what happened to Demyx or Roxas. And even stranger than that, no other Organization member went to look for them. Saïx began to wonder if they would get killed once they got back to Castle Oblivion.

To tell the truth, the berserker didn't want to return to the Castle. He had paperwork to do, he had to feed his birds (yes, Saïx has two little budgies in his room by the way), and he would get a nice, long scolding from Xemnas. Boy, if Saïx was the boss... he would make Xemnas suffer! And create the biggest budgie Zoo ever known to ALL the worlds of Kingdom Hearts! If that even exists, that is.

The Luna Diviner had to wake up from his budgie-full dream though, when Axel poked him right in the eyes.

"OW! VIII!!!!" Saïx shouted and flailed around on the couch, covering his eyes.

"Aw, shoot, Roxas. Why did you dare me to do that? He's gonna kill me!" Saïx snarled hearing this. They weren't playing Truth or Dare, now were they?

"Don't kill him, Mr. Saïx! I dared him to do that because we are playing Truth or Dare!"

Again, the berserker wasn't surprised. It's like he could guess first-hand what the idiots were doing. But when he rubbed his eyes and opened them, just about to punch Axel for his devious deeds, he found Roxas doing cute puppy-dog eyes. How could someone resist to that? He just slumped back into the couch again and pretended not to look at number XIII's extremely cute face. Very, very cute.

"Continue the stupid game but don't bother me!" Saïx thought he had made it clear, slowly closing his eyes. Let's just hope he did, for the Sake of the others.

"It's my turn now. Roxas, Truth or Dare?" Zexion had a malicious smirk stamped on his features. Roxas however, wasn't afraid.

"Bring it on, silver-haired...moron guy."

"Dude, you're not good at insulting people." Demyx grinned. He got a kick to the butt by Axel.

"Don't stand in front of me! I can't see!" Axel shouted.

"Okay, kid... I dare you to kiss the pyromaniac!" Zexion laughed maniacally.

Saïx's eyes shot open. He had to see this. As for Roxas, he was blue with shock and with disgust. You couldn't say the same for Axel. A slight grin was on his face for seeing that his best friend was so disgusted.

Infact, Axel could care less if he was to get a kiss from Roxas. So what? Worse had happened already. Like the time in which he and Roxas were playing strip-poker with Luxord, Xaldin and Marluxia. They even thought Larxene taped it when almost every guy was in boxers... except for Luxord.

'Note to self: Never again play strip-poker with a guy who can control the game.'

Axel and all the others - especially Axel, for he was the one who would get the kiss - watched in amusement as Roxas puckered up and slowly closed the distance between their faces. Then...

...sounded loud and simply; 'Muack!' as Roxas threw himself back and spit mindlessly on the worn wooded floor. Axel, he... he fainted, landing on the floor with his tongue out. What's up with that?

Zexion and Demyx couldn't stop laughing. However, as amused as Saïx seemed at first to see this, he thought now it was a disgrace. He threw a deathglare at number VI and he immediately stopped, but Demyx continued.

"IX..." the berserker murmured. He knew he heard it, but he wouldn't stop.

The elder man was so annoyed that he punched Demyx right in the face. He was sprawled on the floor with an eye instantaneously black, seeing stars.

"Hey look... it's Ashlee Simpson..." he babbled pointing to thin air. Saïx figured that he was pointing to a 'star' he was seeing.

Suddenly, all eyes turned to the door. It was creaking open, yet again! "Don't close the..." Click. "DAMNED DOOR!" Marluxia revealed to be the not-so-Salvation this time.

"This place sucks! It needs flowers to brighten up!" was all he said before summoning his scythe and dancing around with it, as flowers spread and spread around the dusty room.

"XI! Stop! You're filling the place with petals!" Saïx shouted and spit some petals that had gotten into his mouth.

As Demyx woke up from his daze, one could only imagine what he said after seeing Marluxia spread his favourite thing around... flowers.

"YAY! FLOWERS!" the speed was amazing as he stood up and helped the Graceful Assassin to spread the petals around.

Some hours later, everyone swam in millions of petals, whose colour varied from red to blue, from orange to purple. Marluxia and Demyx looked like they were enjoying themselves.

"Hey VII, isn't this great?" Marluxia shouted over to Saïx. The berserker found it in him to shoot another deathglare at the mahogany-haired.

"This is awesome! I love FLOWERS!" Demyx screamed in joy.

Zexion found shelter over by the stairs where the petals didn't reach. He sat there and was sighing at the two pathetic flower-lovers. Then he tried to look downwards to spot Axel and Roxas, but he figured they were still under all of the petals, probably still disgusted with their little kiss. Zexion couldn't help but smirk again at the thought.

Saïx couldn't believe that was happening. No way to get out, and the scent of flowers was just unbearable... it was like a giant bottle of perfume had just fallen on them! He presumed this was the doom of himself. He would die of agony of being trapped with idiots... things couldn't get worse, this time for sure.

Again, they heard the door creak, all of the sudden. But they didn't hear a click. Instead, just the sound of the petals exploding out of the door and cascading over whoever opened it.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!" the voice was clearly female. Larxene?

"Who is there? Larxie?" Marluxia asked. Everyone snickered, and Zexion even laughed at the fact that he had called her 'Larxie'.

"What do you think idiot?! What the heck happened here?!"

In anger Larxene warped all of the petals to no-one knows where, and the ones who were swimming on them fell hard on the floor. The only good thing for Demyx and Marluxia was, the door was finally open! The woman crossed her arms and approached the lying Luna Diviner.

"May I ask you something, VII?" she said.

"Excuse me Larxene, but you already did..." Demyx said, scratching his head.

"SHUT UP YOU IDIOT!" With this it was clear to everyone that Larxene did infact have, anger issues.

"Why have none of you gentlemen even ever thought of DESTROYING the door?! Or maybe using a PORTAL?!"

All fell silent. Saïx was completely speechless. He slapped his forehead hard and stood up, summoning a portal back to the Castle.

"Well, I guess this story is over!" Roxas beamed, standing up.

"Every story must must have an ending..." Axel mumbled and almost laughed at himself.

"Don't sound like Auron from FF-10! That's stupid!" Zexion shouted.

FIN

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A/N: Yay, they returned to the Castle! Isn't it marvelous? XD Well, one thing I can tell you. I enjoyed writing this last chapter more than the other two. It's nice and long too, but I doubt it was worth such a long wait for you guys... I am so sorry. I love you! Oh and, you can probably catch me writing a fic for either Silent Hill (4), or Final Fantasy XII. Hope you stay tuned if you like any of these titles!