So last night was a sort of success for our contestant D'jok who scored an okay 18. Tonight however is Sinedd's turn to impress so without further ado… GALACTIK COME DINE WITH ME.
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Sinedd's list:
Starter: a selection of nuts
Main: homemade healthy pizza
Dessert: homemade ice-cream
D'jok's thoughts on the starter: A selection of nuts? Serving crackers and cheese is pushing the boundaries but nuts! Does that even count as a starter?
D'jok's thoughts on the main: Homemade pizza sounds okay but since it's homemade and healthy I doubt it would be very tasty… and it is Sinedd.
D'jok's thoughts on the dessert: ice-cream is relatively easy to make so as usual nothing special from Sinedd.
Woowamboo's thoughts on the starter: We get lots of nuts on my planet, I wonder which type of nuts he will be using.
Woowamboo's thoughts on the main: Pizza? This is unheard of on my planet…
Woowamboo's thoughts on the dessert: Ice-cream? Again this is unheard of. Though I think I might have tried some on Genesis once, If it is what I think it is I'm not having it.
Mei's thoughts on the starter: Nuts are healthy and keep you thin right?
Mei's thoughts on the main: Another healthy option, he's really thinking about the guests isn't he?
Mei's thoughts on the dessert: Ice-cream is okay for me too, this could turn out to be a good night after all! HA!
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Well then Sinedd seemed to at least impress one of the three, we visited him at his house at 1pm to check whats happening.
Sinedd carefully poured a bag of nuts into a large bowl, after that's done he turned and grinned at the camera. "Tesco nuts selection," He said. "They won't notice,"
Sinedd then moved the bowl to the side and took a pizza base from his cupboard. "Okay now I'm going to smother it in tomato puree and cheese," Sinedd explained as he opened the tomato puree.
"What are you going to do to make sure it's healthy?" A camera man asked. (Yes it's the same guy from the last chapter)
Sinedd stopped for a second, however he just shrugged and carried on.
"I suppose I could cover it in vegetables," Sinedd shrugged again as he took random veggies and threw them onto the pizza.
"Now I'm going to leave the pizza and cook it when they're all here," Sinedd told the camera.
"And now the ice-cream?"
Sinedd shook his head, "No I'll save that for later,"
Yes well good look Sinedd, if you would like to cook any of Sinedd's meals the recipes are on the GALACTIK COME DINE WITH ME website.
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So that's how he… err… sort of cooked it. But let's skip to night where Sinedd is sitting in casual clothing after two hours of cleaning the house, "I don't want to be a hypocrite," he remarked.
Suddenly the doorbell rang and Sinedd slowly got up to answer it. On the other side was Woowamboo who shook his hand and handed him one of the two wine bottles he had.
"I forgot to give D'jok one last night so I'm going to give him his when he comes," Woowamboo explained after Sinedd settled him down in a comfy purple seat.
Sinedd nodded and after a minute or so Woowamboo declared he needed the toilet.
"It's upstairs on the first left," Sinedd explained. "Here let me hold the bottle for you, I'll give it to D'jok,"
"Ah, thank you Sinedd, I'll be back in a minute," Woowamboo grinned and ran upstairs.
Just when Sinedd was about to hide D'jok's bottle the doorbell rang so Sinedd went to open it. D'jok stood there with an untellable expression on his face.
"Hello D'jok, this wine is from Woowamboo to you," Sinedd greeted and handed D'jok the wine.
"Thanks," D'jok muttered and moved into the living room.
After Woowamboo came back and D'jok was chatting to Sinedd about the xenons Mei finally rang the doorbell.
"Hello Sinedd," Mei said and hugged him.
"Just through here Mei," Sinedd instructed and led her through to where everyone else was.
"I'm just going to get the nuts," Sinedd told everybody and left for the kitchen.
When in there he swatted a fly off the pizza and put it in the oven, he then brought the nuts in a bowl in.
"Here we are," Sinedd exclaimed as he entered the room and placed the bowl on the table.
D'jok said he didn't really want any but Mei and Woowamboo tucked in, though Woowamboo and to spit some out occasionally.
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Sinedd's room
Woowamboo: Some nuts I liked some I did not.
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After most of the nuts had gone Sinedd told them to all go sit down because the pizza would be in soon.
In the kitchen though something had gone terrible wrong.
"Do you smell burning?" Woowamboo asked D'jok who shrugged in response.
Though back in the kitchen Sinedd had in-fact accidentally incinerated his home-made pizza.
"Oh no!" Sinedd said as he took the black circle out of the oven. "Lucky the fire went out though," he added.
Sinedd placed the pizza on the side and grimaced. "What to I do now?"
There was a silence because of course the camera men weren't aloud to give him any ideas. But in the end they didn't need to as Sinedd randomly hopped out the window and went running down the street.
The camera men stood in silence then just shrugged and went to film the people at the table.
"So Woowamboo what will you be doing for your dinner?" Mei tried to make some small talk.
"Just some traditional Wamba food," He replied which made D'jok and Mei both wince.
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Sinedd's room
D'jok: I don't like the sound of traditional Wamba food, no not one bit.
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The camera men managed to film two five minutes later Sinedd running down the street with a box in his hand. After he climbed into the kitchen through the window he opened the box to reveal a greasy, sticky pizza.
Sinedd stuck some vegetables on top and shrugged. "They won't notice,"
He brought the none homemade pizza into room which made a sigh come from everyone.
"Took you long enough Sinedd, we could have had a chance to explore your house if you had told us you would take that long," D'jok laughed which made Sinedd smirk in response.
"Yeah well, homemade pizza is hard to make," He replied as he gave everyone a slice.
"Oh this is pizza?" Woowamboo asked innocently.
"What do you mean?" Sinedd questioned curiously.
" I didn't know this was pizza, I didn't know what pizza even looked like," Woowamboo laughed. "To me it looks like Slurmburg,"
Sinedd shrugged, "I don't know what that is,"
Woowamboo smiled, "You'll find out tomorrow,"
As Woowamboo asked this D'jok caught on to Sinedd. "Sinedd there is no way this is home-made!"
Sinedd glared at him, "How so?"
"Look at all the grease on my plate!" D'jok complained and lifted up his pizza to show a small puddle of grease.
"Oh that's just the way you eat it D'jok, it's your saliva," Sinedd tried to explain.
"Yeah right," D'jok muttered and pushed his plate away, as did Woowamboo and Mei.
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Sinedd's room
D'jok: That was not healthy or homemade!
Mei: It seemed a little greasy so I didn't eat it.
Woowamboo: URG! Oh my gosh that is horrible, it may look like Slurmburg but it doesn't taste like it!
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Sinedd took the plates into the kitchen and actually threw them into a sink.
"I'm going to regret that later but at the moment I'm angry!" Sinedd roared.
"Why?" A camera man asked.
"Because they didn't believe my lie!" Sinedd responded and grabbed his wallet which lay on the side.
"I'm going to go get four Mcflurry's," Sinedd explained. "And maybe a happy meal for myself later,"
With that Sinedd jumped out the window and drove away in his car.
"That couldn't of been homemade!" D'jok said to Woowamboo who sat next to him.
"Why not?" asked Woowamboo.
D'jok stood up and entered the kitchen. Sinedd had thrown out the pizza box so there was no evidence on that behalf but on the cutting board sat a garlic and onion dip from a place called Galactik Pizza Express.
"He could have had that before the party," Woowamboo shrugged with agreement from Mei.
"Oh fine don't believe me," D'jok said and sat back down with the two at the table.
"Where is Sinedd anyway?" Mei asked just as Sinedd appeared at the doorway with four Mcflurrys under his shirt and a happy meal.
"Oh hi guys," Sinedd said and brought the food into the kitchen.
He put the Mcflurrys into separate bowls and served everyone some.
"This is really good Sinedd," Mei said to Sinedd who faked a smile back at her.
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Sinedd's room
Mei: I don't care about the main, the homemade ice-cream was lovely!
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After the night ended Sinedd didn't clear away the table put sat there still eating some chicken nuggets.
"I think I did quite well…yum…hmm… I also think that D'jok was just being mean because there was no way…yum… that he could tell the pizza wasn't homemade," Sinedd told the camera.
D'jok's overall verdict: The starter was crap the main was bought and the ice-cream was…well okay… I give Sinedd a…………….one
Mei's verdict: The starter was even better than D'jok's but the main let Sinedd down; too greasy. The dessert though was tremendous so I'm going to give Sinedd a seven.
Woowamboo: I'm sorry Sinedd man but the main was so bad I couldn't eat it! The starter had some bad tasting nuts but the dessert was defiantly five stars. So Sinedd I will give you a……………..6.
So there's the verdicts. Sinedd had to beat 18 and he got a 14... Which his bad. Unlucky Sinedd you won't be winning the 10,000 prize! Read the next chapter though to see if Woowamboo has a chance of winning GALACTIK COME DINE WITH ME!