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"That was a weird meeting," Vash sighed as he followed Hungary and Austria out of the building.
"And it's the same thing every three months," Austria informed him.
The meeting had gotten out of control- France was licking the spilled Vodka off the floor, England was cutting himself in a corner, and Sealand was trying to blow a hole through the wall.
Fortunately, Germany had arrived just in time, and he started yelling about the broken window.
"Anyone who isn't in their seat by the time I count to three is going to help clean up this mess!" he had said, and started counting.
England and France didn't seem to care, and China was still unconscious, so he couldn't get in his chair. Finland dragged Sealand through the door and flung him at Sweden, then dashed for his chair. Prussia tried to crawl to his chair, but Hungary hit him with the frying pan, before Austria had to pull her back over to her chair. Italy practically dived over the table. Greece stood up at the last second because Turkey had sat down next to him.
In the end, England, France, Prussia, China, Russia, Greece, and North Italy (He never made it over the table to his chair. How unfortunate…) were forced to pick up the broken pieces of glass that had once been a window.
England immediately began complaining that this method was completely unfair because peter had caused the mess, so Sweden, Finland, and Sealand stayed behind as well.
The rest of the nations headed out the door- aside from Turkey, who stayed back to laugh at Greece while he cleaned up the broken glass.
But regardless, Vash made a mental note to never attend one of these meetings again.
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The moment they arrived back at Austria's house, Hungary grabbed her rifle and headed back towards the door.
"Big Sis," Vash looked at her. "Where are you going?"
"I have to go on border patrol today," She replied, smiling and patting him on the head.
"Can I go with you?"
"I don't think that would be very safe…"
"Let him go with you, Eliza," Austria called from the kitchen.
Hungary glanced from the kitchen, to the door, to Vash, to the kitchen again, and back at Vash.
"Fine," She replied. "But be careful."
"Do I get to carry a gun-"
"No."
"Damn…"
AN:
Short Chapter means short Comment.
Short Chapter is Short. Yes.
Disclaimer: I don't own Axis Powers Hetalia or any of its characters.
