Disclaimer: See previous chapters I DO NOT OWN INVADER ZIM
"Mom I can so bake this cake." Said 14 year old Jessica
"Alright, but remember take the nuts out of their shells."
"OK, mom."
Lately Jessica had been trying her hand at the culinary arts. And failing terribly you see when Jessica cooked she always put the romance of Ellen Bent on. The story of a wealthy hat maker entranced her and Danielle and Maggie too.
"Ok let's see." Said Jessica as she flipped through the cook book "Birthday cake needs one LB. flour, what's a LB. well I'll just use the whole pot."
"Jess I think they mean-"
"Danielle I think I know what I'm doing."
"Yeah but remember the last family reunion."
"Yeah but now I'll remember to take the nuts out of the shells"
"Remember the banana bread incident."
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"Guys I made…BANANA BREAD!!!!"
"Yippee." Said Jeremy dryly.
"What's wrong Jeremy?" Said Danielle in a concerned tone
"Fruit and bread should never come together."
"Look even Dan-Dan likes it." Said Jessica pointing to the two year old who was eagerly eating bread.
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"Honey what's wrong with the baby?" Said Mac
"He's got the runs." Said Maggie
"How'd he get the-"
"He ate Jessica's cooking."
"Oh"
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"Yeah, I guess you're supposed to take the bananas out of the skins" said Jessica
"Yeah and make sure that they aren't green." Said Danielle
"Three eggs, hey Danielle pass me the egg carton"
"These eggs expired on-"
"Danielle, now!"
"Ok Jeez." Said Danielle as she handed the carton to Jessica who put three raw eggs into the bowl.
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"Happy third birthday dear Dan-Dan happy third birthday to yoooooooooouuuuuuuuu! Said everybody.
"And many more." Sang Danielle
"Open pwesents now mama?" said Dan-Dan cutely
"Not until cake." Said Maggie
"I baked it my self." Said Jessica
THREE HOUR LATER
(Throwing up sounds)
"Sorry everyone….again" said Jessica.
AND THEY ALL LIVE SICKLY EVER AFTER………………….THE END………………………………………………...