==INTERMISSION==

WHAAT THE CRAP!?!?!

I LOOKED AT THAT STORY CALLED 'BOY STEALER' THAT SOMEONE SAID MY FIC IS SIMILAR TO AND THE TRAMP'S NAME IS ARUA!!!!

I stopped reading it. Don't worry, they aren't related. Neither the story nor the hamsters.

And Jewel is not a perfect character, nor does she claim to be. She's just well-versed in what she does, and it inspires admiration in the hearts of most men! (haha)

==END INTERMISSION==

Last time...

"Arua turned to the girls across the room. 'Now it's personal.' She mouthed to them, popping her knuckles and setting her brow. 'That little ho is going down!!'"

"Personal? Like, what's so personal about it?" Giggled Sandy as Arua stomped towards them. "You like, don't even have a boyfriend, and I totally can't see you crushing on anyone...?"

The other girls crowded on Arua at the mere mention of some crushing gossip, with, "Ohh oooh, tell me!", "Ooh lala! Arua is in love?!", and "Like, now you HAVE to tell us!"

"Err, I don't know why it's personal, I guess 'cause she's just so annoying!! I didn't really look at her up close before, she looks like a little punk and I don't like it! It's personal because I don't like punks or skanks and she is a little of both and I can't have it in my clubhouse!!!!!!!!!!"

...........................

The four girls turned to look at the silent group across the room that was staring at them. Well, mostly staring at Arua.

"YOUR clubhouse?", questioned Boss. "Why you ungrateful-" "DON'T EVEN GET STARTED WITH ME YOU BIG FATTY!! I can call it my clubhouse whenever I want, it's not like that really makes it mine so what difference does it make?!" "WHY I OUGHTTA-" "HaHA, catch me if you can you big jerk!", screamed Arua, who was secretly thinking, "I'm so super lucky that I happened to start yelling right at the end of that sentance...I wonder what else they heard me say..."

"GET BACK HERE!!", Boss yelled. "I'M GONNA TEACH YOU A LESSON ABOUT RESPECT!!"

"I don't need one!", sang back Arua. "Especially not one from you!!"

"Grrr...I'M GONNA huff huff........HEY, YOU, ........huff, huff.....A-"

CRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSHSHSHSHHSH!!!

Everyone hurried over to aid Boss, including Arua. Jewel pushed her way into the center of the crowd, to examine Boss, who had passed out from over-exertion and had fallen on top of a fancy coffee table made completely out of balsa wood!

"Um, Jewel, are you like a doctor too or something?", panted Oxnard. "I mean, do you know what to do for him? I think, uh, that is, if you don't mind...uh-"

"Yeah, Oxy's right!", Hamtaro realised. "We need Maxwell, or a specialist or something!" Everyone agreed, and before Jewel could protest and explain her experience, Boss's eyes fluttered open and rested on her. "........Mama?", he cooed. "Mama!" He held out his arms. "Mama! Mama!" He started bouncing and squirming.

"Errrrr..." Jewel blushed as she turned to the ham-hams, "he thinks I'm his...mother. I have no idea how to explain this..." "MAMA!!! PICK! ME! UP!!!!", screamed Boss.

"Ok, ok!! Hunnrgggrrrrrr......", replied Jewel, struggling to pick up the tub-meister. For the whole rest of the day he insisted on being carried by her.

--

"Well, I really love hearing all your daring tales of adventure, Jewel, but Laura's gonna be home in a few minutes, so I gotta get going!", exclaimed Hamtaro. "You're gonna be here tomorrow, too, right?", he asked. "Oh, yeah, I probably will. Adventure is nice, but taking a break is nice too, you know? I'll probably leave after tomorrow. Will all of you will be here tomorrow, too?" She asked, looking around at the ham-hams. "We sure will!"

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"Ok, let the secret meeting commence!"

"Here's the plan.....whisper...whisper..."

"I don't know about this...it's not right! She doesn't deserve this!"

"Oh come on, it's not gonna HURT her! It's just for kicks!"

"I don't think it would be right, either, she IS your sister, I mean, you probably shouldn't-"

"She won't like it! She'll hate you...she'll hate us all!"

"Oh c'mon you babies, just accept the plan! You KNOW you want to, don't you??"

"...Yes." "Yeah, I guess so...well, yeah. I do."

"IT'S SETTLED!"

----

Bijou walked to the clubhouse that morning with Jewel. There was an awkward silence between them, and she didn't like it. It was fishy...and she didn't want to be found out!! So she started making small talk. "So, 'ave you met any special boys at ze clubhouse? Anyone you particularly...fancy?"

"HAHA! Sis, always thinking about the men, eh? You haven't changed a bit. No, you know me, I don't get too attached, I mean, I'm leaving today you know.."

Bijou gulped. How could she harbor such hostile feelings to her own sister, who was clearly not trying to steal any boys from anyone!

"R-right...well, 'ere we are!", Bijou exclaimed, relieved that she didn't have to talk about this anymore.

"Hey, Jewel's heere!!", yelled Hamtaro. "Yeah! Jewel's here to play! Oh, hi Bijou! Isn't today a beautiful day?", he asked, smiling.

Bijou's jaw dropped. "Eerr, it sure is 'Amtaro...", she replied, blushing like mad. "I'm gonna...I'm gonna go check up on Cappy and Panda.." She excused herself and ran over to the two neglected hamsters, fighting back tears. "Dexter and 'Owdy smitten...I can take zat. Maxwell? Stan? Who cares! But 'Amtaro...what's even worse is the fact zat 'e acted so clueless before!! Waaaaah..."

When she met up with Cappy and Panda, she was surprised to find that they hadn't even met Jewel. "Huh? Jewel? Is she nice? Hey, c'mon Cappy, let's go meet her!"

"Oh! You may not want to do zat, Panda, she is very...um, very...nevermind." Bijou watched sulkily as the two underdeveloped hamsters waddled their way to Jewel's side, becoming instantly dazzled by her knowledge and prowess! "Why did I even bother..." she wondered.

--

"ARE YOU, LIKE, READY TO GET YOUR HUNKS BACK GIRLS??"

"YEAH! YEAH! WE'RE READY!!"

Bijou quickly turned to see the other three girls and Penelope (who was limping) cheering and getting pumped up to 'get their hunks back'. She remembered the plan they had come up with the night before and ran over to them and joined in on the hootenanny. "Ok, so I brought all of June's makeup I could carry!" "I brought all my sexy pick-up lines!" "Um, Arua, like, pick-up lines are totally lame, and like, strictly for weirdo guys, you know right?" "Oh, uh, yeah, but these are sexy pickup lines for classy women. Don't think about it too much." "Let's get zis started, girls!! SUPER MAKEOVER TO OUTSHINE THE STARS (AND JEWELS) EXTRA HYPER PLAN GOOO!!"

"OOOKYOOOOOOOO!!!!"

They all ran to the nearest room and slammed the door shut, leaving Penelope outside because she was just a child. Various noises and cries of pain came from that room but no one noticed it because Jewel was telling a story.

After about an hour, the door reopened and the four girls filed out looking like total BABES! I can't even describe the sexyness that was going ON here! Anyway, their efforts did not go unrewarded...

"Woooah, like, Jewel, you're one radical babe but I see a little lady over here that needs some attentions...". gasped Stan when he noticed Pashmina talking and laughing across the room. "Totally sorry but I'll catch you later..." "HEY, WHERE ARE YOU-" But before she could say another word he was across the room, kissing Pashmina's hand and moving on up her arm, only to be smushed into the ground by Dexter and Howdy who did a cannonball off the balcony on top of him. The three of them turned into a giant fighting cloud of dust that was avoided by all.

Similarly, when Boss noticed Bijou he snapped out of his baby-bird stupor. "PUT ME DOWN THIS INSTANT YOU PERVERT!!", he yelled at Jewel. "BIJOU! I'M COMING BIJOU!", he screamed as he zoomed across the room, only to get caught into the fight over Pashmina.

"What's going on in here?" Asked Maxwell, poking his head into the clubhouse. "I can hear you guys all the way from the inside of the tunne- ACK!" His heart skipped a beat as the hotness eminating from the girl ham-hams smacked him like a brick to the face! But he was a determined scholar and stayed by Jewel's side to hear all her stories anyway (although all he could think about were the beautiful girls c;).

Through all this total chaos, Hamtaro stayed by Jewel's side, smiling and laughing at her stories and jokes. Bijou felt stupid. Her plan was supposed to outshine Jewel, and win Hamtaro back, but instead it had just created a giant fight, and a distracted Maxwell. The makeup she was wearing was itchy, and pretty soon it started to run with her tears. Crying softly at first, she stepped out into the middle of the room, tilted her head back and let it all out!

"WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!!!!!"

END CHAPTER 3