Friendless Girl: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! I gots reveiws!! So pretty-ful and stuffs... and they're all mine! Starts rolling around on the floor like the weird person I am

Shiko: blink and this is the person that created me... what a scary thought. No wonder I have a screwed up past... in both the guild and the story!

FG: Nyah gets up and grins I am just happy, that's all. When you are happy, you do the dance

Shiko: My dance is none of their concern

FG: But it is funny to watch.

Shiko: Nyah

FG: My word, not yours

Shiko: Whatever, just get on with the story already. I'm getting bored watching you waste everyone's time.

FG: Fine, disclaimer if you will.

Shiko: I'm not in the mood right now, have Rea do it.

Rea: Fine. Friendless Girl does not own Naruto or Digimon. She does, however, own his digivolved state (which she thought up herself) and Myself and Shiko...

Shiko: Now, on with the fic!

Chapter 5

Gender Bending 101

Naruto stared in disbelief at his body, his once human body. His ninja shoes had been replaced by black sturdy knee high boots, buckle belts strapped to the top in a strange sort of fashion. His orange pants were replaced by red shorts that reached his thighs, showing off his tan legs for the entire world to see. He had two belts circling his slim hips, one white, one red. He had a red fox tail with matching fox ears and his whisker like markings on his face remained there, allowing a little bit of Naruto to stay behind. His tank top was black and showed off his midriff area and had a red border. His chest plate was of a black metal and rested perfectly on the two mounds on his chest. That's right, breasts, he had breasts. Why in the name of all that was good and righteous did he have breasts?

"What the hell?!" He yelled as he grabbed at the offending objects. "Who put these here?" His baby blue eyes scanned for an answer, but found none. He looked pleadingly to his mentor, but found that said man was in a state similar to that of shock. He merely lifted his right hand and pointed at Naruto's feminine figure and then at His/her breasts.

"Naruto... is there something that you didn't tell us?" Naruto's jaw dropped slightly, his eyes widening in disbelief.

"I was going to ask Voice the same question..." The boy looked himself over once more before suddenly remembering that he was in the midst of a battle. He turned to the monster and put his hands on his hips. "What do you want with us!" The digimon looked at the fox girl and laughed.

"I want what all the other digimon want, your heads on a silver platter!" He sneered at the boy who, in turn, cocked his head to one side.

"But what if I don't want to give you my head?"

The digimon shook his round head, "it is not a matter of whether or not you want to give it to me. I will get it no matter what!" The monster flew at Naruto and prepared to attack the young… fox girl… boy… thing… yeah.

Kakashi snapped out of his dazed state and saw the monster going after his student. Normally, he would have jumped right in and tried to save him, but something was stopping him this time. A feeling that Naruto was going to be all right and that the boy should do this for himself. But why would he think that? Naruto couldn't do anything by himself without messing up. Well, that was normally the case. There had been some fluke chances where the boy did something solo and managed to pull it off. But could he pull off fighting an enemy he didn't know much about?

He turned his attention to the small child that was beginning to wake up.((AN- he is a deep sleeper right now . I can't have him wake up right away, even though he was also starting to wake in the other chapter.)) Soon, the boy would awaken especially if there was going to be a fight… but what would the boy think about Naruto's new appearance?

Naruto, however, was not as calm as Kakashi seemed to be. The boy narrowly dodged the monster and was now trying to figure out a way to defeat it. But what could he do? He couldn't use his jutsu's without turning into a giant lightening rod, and he didn't have any weapons on him thanks to the Voice. He was defenseless against an enemy that had claws and fangs. Yeah, claws and fangs, what a nice thought.

He tried to think of a way to distract the monster while he waited for Kakashi to think of a plan. A sudden pain in his left shoulder brought him out of his thoughts. He looked at it and saw a gash about two inches deep with crimson blood running down freely. He bit his lip to keep from crying out and turned to Kakashi, looking for help.

Seeing that his teacher was probably going to be of no use, Naruto turned back to the monster and pointed at it. "I will defeat you, monster!" He ran at the thing and drew back his fist, bringing it past his shoulder. The wind rushed through his long pigtails as he swung his fist around, hitting the monster in the chest cavity. Or where he thought the chest cavity was located. The Monster flew back about ten feet before recovering his wits, coming to a complete stop in mid air, and charging at the boy again. Naruto smirked; he may not be able to use ninjutsu, but that couldn't stop him from using taijutsu!

As the monster came closer to Naruto, the fox girl tensed her knees and thighs, getting ready for the opening she hoped was coming. She grinned from ear to ear as the monster came into position, about seven or so feet away from Naruto. She leapt into the air, bending her right leg so that she could kick the monster when she got close enough. That chance happened a few seconds later when her shin connected to the creature's head, sending it into a tree. She landed on the ground and ran over the tree, wanting to finish the fight before the monster had a chance to retaliate.

Demidevimon stared in shock as the young warrior charged at him yet again. He tried to fly out of the way, but Naruto's hand pinned the monster roughly to tree, leaving an indent of the sphere in the bark.

The shinobi gripped the ball like creature and then flung him in the air, away from the tree and towards the clearing. The creature went spinning, trying to gain some leverage with its wings, but couldn't. Naruto took this as an invitation to use something that he liked to call the Naruto Barrage. But he would only be able to use himself, so it wouldn't have the full desired effect. He saw the ball starting to fall and ran over to it, sliding beneath him. He kicked the monster into the air and jumped after it. So it wasn't really the Barrage, but then again, he didn't want to over do it and risk getting electrocuted by Voice. He waited until he was next to the monster and then did a front flip, allowing his heel to connect with the monster's head. The monster let out a scream as he plummeted to the ground and then hit it. He opened his eyes and saw the fox girl had landed right beside him. Naruto went to grab for the monster when he noticed something he didn't see before. He had claws of his own. Thank whatever being was up in the sky at that moment. He could actually do some damage to this thing.

He raised his clawed hands and started to attack the sphere unmercifully, as he would any opponent. The monster screamed for him to stop several times and Naruto thought he heard him say something along the lines of an attack, but he quickly shut him up by clawing at his mouth. A few moments of that and the monster started to glow. He watched as the sphere turned into a ribbon of light and his digivice thing started to glow. He blinked and picked up his digivice and watched as the ribbon of light went into it.

He blinked several more times and turned to Kakashi and the now awake Tomoki. The young boy's mouth was agape and Kakashi was probably no different. He just couldn't tell because of that mask he wore. Naruto scratched the back of her head and reverted back to normal. He looked down and patted his chest a few times.

"I think I'm back to normal," he said as much to himself as to his two companions. He looked back at his digivice and frowned. This was the absolute last time he ever listened to that crazy voice. It made him turn into a girl! Of course, he did that when he used his sexy no jutsu, but this was different. When he used the sexy no jutsu, he wants to turn into a female. This time he did not want to turn into a girl. No way, no how. Especially in front of his teacher and a kid he barely knew.

He took a step toward them and Tomoki's eyes rolled into the back of his head as the kid slumped to the floor. Naruto ran over to him as Kakashi kneeled beside the young kid.

"Is he alright?" Naruto asked as he looked at his teacher. The silver haired man nodded and laid the boy on the ground. He stood up and looked down at Naruto, giving him is trademark stare. "What?" The vessel asked as he stood up as well, looking up at his mentor.

"It's nothing."

Naruto thought for a second, trying to figure out the right words to use. "Is it because of what I turned into?" The man said nothing as he continued to stare. "You see, sensei, I-" Naruto was cut off by Kakashi placing his finger on Naruto's lips.

"I do not want to know." Was all he said to the youth before he went and sat under a tree. Naruto stood still for a second before going over to another tree and siting under it, wanting to think about what just happened and how to prevent it from happening again.

A little while later, the other kids and another thing showed up. This monster wasn't as skinny or as tall as the one he had thrown. Naruto tensed and waited to see if he was going to have to fight this one too. If so, he would do it the old fashion way, with no help from Voice. As they got closer, he heard laughing coming from them and decided that this one probably was friendly.

"Oi, Naruto," the girl yelled as she waved her arms. "We have Bokomon." The monster smiled a smug smile and walked right up to Naruto.

"You must be one of the chosen," he said as he looked at him. "You have a horrible taste in fashion." The boy quirked an eyebrow as he looked at the thing's attire. It was just a simple pink band around his middle area. And he said that Naruto had no fashion taste.

"Oh well, these were on sale," he said as he glared at the thing.

"Then buy clothes that are not on sale." Naruto felt his patience slipping away.

"You think I have the extra money to-" he stopped himself before he could finish. He didn't want to say anything that he was going to regret later on. Kakashi looked at the orange clad ninja from his position under the tree and stared at him with a thoughtful look on his face. What was Naruto going to say? And what did he mean by he didn't have the extra funds to buy clothes that weren't that horrible orange color? He had been in the shop that sold Naruto his clothes and they were the same price as anyone else's clothes. Of course, Naruto didn't know he was in there and neither did the shopkeeper... but that wasn't the point. He wanted to know why Naruto felt that he couldn't buy nice clothes.

All was quiet for a few moments before Junpei's stomach growled. "Um, guys? I'm really hungry," he rubbed his stomach to add to what he had said. The children stared at him for a few minuets before they heard another stomach growl. This time, it was coming from Naruto.

"I'm hungry too..." he looked over at them and then at Tomoki. "Um, should we be getting him up soon?" The others looked over at Tomoki and then at Naruto.

"You mean he is still sleeping?" Naruto nodded and Izumi walked over to Tomoki. "Hey, Tomoki, it's time to wake up." The young boy began to stir in her arms, his eyes moving behind his eyelids. She shook his slightly and he opened his eyes.

"How long was I asleep for?" He asked as he rubbed his eyes.

"Less than an hour," she said as she stood him up and got up herself. They walked over to Naruto and the others while Kakashi stood up.

"Should I go salvage some food for us?" The man offered, getting the feeling that he was going to have to. Their hungry gazes said it all to him as he nodded. "I'll be back soon, so don't leave this spot, understand?" He didn't wait for their reply as he started to walk away. It would be a safe bet to go for some meat right about now. But, to be on an even safer side, he would gather some vegetables and fruits, after all, Naruto usually ate Ramen and this would be good for the boy. Even if he didn't think so at the moment.

Naruto sighed and looked at the four kids. "So, where are you guys from?" He had wanted to ask that question the moment he first met them. They seemed to have strange accents and he knew that they were not ninja's. There was no way. They made to much noise when they walked and they had too many openings. If they had been enemy ninja's, Naruto could have killed them the moment he saw them. Yeah, it was that bad.

"We're from Japan," Izumi said, pushing a lock of hair behind her ear. "But I just moved there from Italy."

Naruto didn't know where those places were so he just did the only thing he could do at the moment. He smiled as he nodded his head, might as well look as if he knew what they were talking about.

"Where are you from, Naruto?" Naruto stopped nodding his head and his eyes widened a bit. Should he tell them where he was from?

"Um… I'm from Konohakagure." The children stared at him and smiled.

"That must be one of those smaller countries in Europe, right?"

Once again, Naruto used the "Smile and nod" method. It seemed to have worked because no other questions were asked about his homeland. Instead, an awkward silence settled over them, enveloping them in its grasp. No one wanted to speak up at this point for fear of saying the wrong thing to complete and total strangers. Or, at least, that is what the children were thinking.

"When is the man coming back?" The yellow one asked as it scratched its head. "I'm hungry."

"I'm sure the man will be back soon," Bokomon replied as he brought out a book and began to read. "I mean, how hard is it to find food for eight people?" Naruto rolled his blue eyes. He barley knew this thing and already he was annoyed with it.

"You forget that he is as knew here as any of the five of us," Takuya told Bokomon. "He may not know what is poisoned and what isn't." Naruto, once again, rolled his head. What was with these people and stating the obvious? It was as if they lived to do so. Like they were brought here for the sole purpose of telling him things that he already knew.

At that moment, the silver haired jounin walked out from the trees, holding in his hands what seemed to be cabbages. "I found something that was edible." The children stared at him, and then at the cabbages.

"It's better than nothing," Junpei said as he shrugged his shoulders. He had seemingly forgotten his hatred of the man when the subject of food had been brought up.

Naruto looked at the cabbages and then at Kakashi. "Are they safe to eat?" Naruto didn't' want to have an upset stomach because his teacher fed him bad food. He already had enough experience with bad food thank you very much!

"I tried it myself, Naruto, it's fine." True, he had tried it himself and it tasted pretty good to him. He gave one to everyone and they all started to eat.

"This is good," Izumi said as she smiled. The others agreed and continued to eat. When they were done, Naruto got up and looked at the others.

"We should probably get going, no telling what is in this forest." He smiled, he already knew one thing that was here, and he didn't want to know anything else. The others got up and silently agreed with him. They started to walk when something dawned on Naruto. Why hadn't Tomoki told the others what happened to him? He didn't want to press the subject, so he would let it go, for now at least.

"So, where exactly are we headed?"

"Dunno, where ever the wind takes us I guess." And that was all that was said for the next several hours.

Friendless Girl - Well, that is it! Kudo's to Frogger666 for thinking that Naruto was going to turn into a humanoid fox person! YAY! You were very very close. And yes, I did dabble with the idea of Naruto being a cute little fox boy, but I need him to be a girl. Causes lots of pretty drama and major questions are born.

Shiko - ... Don't you have to finish drawing our digified Naruto-chan?

FG: Maybe, but that is coming along semi nicely. Besides, I have to finish two art projects that are due soon.

Shiko: Excuses excuses excuses

FG:... I hate you

Shiko: But you created me

FG: Enough of this senceless arguing, k?

Shiko: kk

FG: Wow, I actually updated in less than 1 week, what a shock

Shiko: that is what happens when you have inspiration

FG: I guess

Shiko: yep, now, say bye bye to all the nice people

FG: Bye Bye

Rea: P.s. don't forget to review .