Alright…I guess I should say why I have had everyone waiting for so long.

insert lame excuse here

Yeah, that's right. I have none.

Disclaimer: Who even reads these anyway?!

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On the way to the battle, Robin realized he no longer repeated every one of his thoughts out loud. While it was good for him, Starfire silently slouched in the back of the car, knowing he would never tell her how he felt about her.

They arrived at the scene of the crime to see a bunch of overturned cars here and there, and TV's roaming the street. They also saw Control Freak in the middle of it all, and he was wearing a….wait….a PINK TUXEDO?!

"Alright, Control freak, what are you doing here? I was just about to read a list of terrible things about me!"

"Terrible?" Starfire whimpered.

"Yes! Terrible! I knew it!" Control Freak yelled at the top of his lungs. He began laughing maniacally, which earned him several confused looks.

"Dude, what are you talking about?" Beast Boy asked Control freak. Control Freak continued laughing and jumped up onto an overturned car. He smirked.

"It was all my ingenious plan!"

"What was?"

"The plan!"

"Dude! What plan are you talking about?!"

"'The awesome-riffic, totally cool, super smart, plan! It is the most awesome and great and-"

"JUST GET ON WITH IT!" All of the titans yelled.

"Well, I had been observing you for a very long time, when I started to notice some things about Robin……"

FLASHBACK SERIES STARTS HERE! Muahahaha! ahem

Control Freak was hiding behind some bushes, watching the Titans.

Control Freak was wearing a giant pickle costume handing out flyers.

Control Freak was dressed up like a teenage girl, with his hair in pigtails, a pair of hot pink skinny jeans, and a white midriff shirt reading, "Daddy's Girl" on it. Someone in the background was screaming, "My eyes! They burn!" (A/N: That was probably me. In fact, it was. I saw this same outfit on an 8 month pregnant lady, midriff shirt and all. So I WAS screaming that!)

THE FLASHBACKS END HERE! YES THEY DO! THE FLASHBACKS END HERE! NOW READ THE STORY, YOU!

Robin: "What the crap?"

Me: Sorry. I was a little hyper today. Anyway, on with the story!

"I knew that girl was suspicious!" Robin said, rubbing his chin.

"So, what exactly did you notice about Robin?" Raven asked, expecting him to say something along the lines of how he's OCD, paranoid, overconfidence, smells like cheap hair gel, or even the fact that he's so obsessed with everything. But she was certainly not expecting THIS answer.

"I noticed that a lot of the times Robin would talk to Starfire, his face would get all red, indicating that he was very mad at her!" Control Freak yelled. Cyborg and Beast Boy looked at each other before bursting into laughter. They were laughing so hard they were crying.

"Dude, I think you noticed wrong, he-"

"Do not interrupt my ingenious plan! Anyway, I thought that if I built a remote that made a ray of truth zap people, then I could get Robin to yell at Starfire!" He laughed.

"Yo! Your plan has some faults, you see-"

"Shut up! Anyway, then, Starfire would be so sad she'd run away from the Titans and come running to me! Ha! It's perfect, and I would have the perfect wife!" He laughed.

"So, you're tellin' me that this whole episode was just so you could pick up chicks?" Raven asked in her dry, monotone voice. Everybody, excluding Robin and including Raven burst into laughter.

"That's a terrible plan!" BB laughed.

"Yeah, you said you were stalkin' us, but seriously, where have you been? Robin totally has a crush on Starfire!" Cyborg laughed, causing the awkwardness circle that had formed around Robin to grow larger. He blushed a deep, inhuman shade of red.

"Well, it would have been a great plan," Control Freak said, thumping his remote, "If the batteries would of worked!"

"Yeah, it was a terrible plan-wait! Did you say the batteries didn't work?" Cyborg asked.

"That's correct," Control Freak said, "Why?"

"What do you mean the batteries didn't work?" Beast Boy asked, looking over at Robin. There was so much blood rising to his head at this moment that any normal person would have fainted. And trust me, Robin was seriously wishing he would of about seven minutes before.

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So, how did you like it? I plan to update it in exactly SEVEN 7 days, but for each review I get, I will update one day sooner. Which means if I get seven reviews by tomorrow, than the LAST chapter will be posted tomorrow.

By the way, when I wrote this chapter, I had writer's block. If you want to, you can send me ideas for the next chapter in your review, and they would be greatly appreciated. I DO NOT except flames, so if you send me one, not only will I not tolerate it, but I will post your name at the end of the next chapter and make fun of you, and do you realize how many people will read this over the years?

So please, if you have any ideas, thoughts, comments, or just want to see the story up sooner, then please review! And BTW, that pregnant lady story was true. PM me if you want the details.

XxNightfirexX