Valentines Day
Naruto goes around asking for advice. Me trying to be funny.
Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto. Crackish pairings, yuri.
Neji had been running the possibility through his mind. Should he date TenTen? Would she say no? But, even more frightening, would she say yes?
He could see through trees, he could see someone's very chakra flowing inside of them, but he still couldn't read a girl. He'd never figured them out. It had caused a couple restless nights.
He was discharged the next morning after he had thought these things before falling into a morphine daze. He'd dreamed that he'd been turned down. She wasn't interested. At all. Then the image of her and Uzumaki-baka having some 'fun' appeared. He hoped that he could scrub those images out of his head.
He decided to look for the girl, half-hoping she returned his feelings. If they weren't meant to be, then he'd stop. It just wouldn't be meant to be. The dream played back in his mind.
He found her after lunch, playing with swords. She noticed him after a while, and greeted him.
"Oh, hey…" she said as she sat down on a log. She motioned for the prodigy to sit next to her.
"TenTen, there's something I really need to say."
"Ok, just say it…"
"I…I love you,"
There was an awkward silence, and then Neji moved in closer, intending to rock her world with a heart-melting kiss. She tilted her head, and they bumped foreheads slightly.
"Err…no."
"Why not…?"
He noticed she was nervous. What did she have to be nervous about? He'd just tried to kiss his best friend.
"You probably couldn't tell, but I'm really not interested in boys. Girls are cuter."
"Wait…what?"
"I think I'm gay."
"That would explain a lot. I guess we're not meant to be, then."
"It would seem so."
"So…if you like girls…you've got to be interested in someone."
"Why should I tell you?"
"Well, if I'm related to them, I'd have to be overprotective."
"How on earth did you know I like Hinata-chan?"
He started laughing. Something he rarely did. It was just too funny. She smacked him on the head.
"Sorry…well can I help you with this…whole lesbian crush on my cousin?
"Why would you help?"
"I'd rather see her with you than Naruto."
"That's my whole problem. She practically worships him…"
"Do what I did. Tell her how you feel."
"She's straight…no way in hell she likes me."
"You never know."
"Ok, I'll try. Do you know anything about her that would help?"
"I know her favorite food is cinnamon buns…"
"I never thought food would work."
She got up, left, her mind racing with ideas of what to do next.