CHAPTER TWO

NORM'S EVIL PLAN

"You ready to go son,?" asked Mr. Turner as the nurse pushed the wheelchair to Timmy's hospital bed.

Timmy nodded, "Yeah I am."

The young boy was tired of being confined to his bed. Although this was much more pleasant than the time he had his tonsils taken out, Timmy was ready to be at his own home in his own bed.

"He's been a good patient, though," said the nurse, then she winked, "and a real cute one."

Timmy blushed a bit.

Mrs. Turner spoke up,

"Yeah he's our cute little boy; he's really cute when he sleeps with his Crimson Chin doll."

"MOM!" said Timmy, already blushing, now turning red with absolute embarrassment.

The nurse and Mr. and Mrs. Turner laughed while Timmy felt like he wanted to crawl under the bed.

Dr. Hunter, Dimmsdale's pediatrician came into the room and greeted Timmy's parents.

"Timmy is healing up quite nicely," said the doctor, "he doesn't appeared to have the concussion any more, and his ribs are almost healed. Make sure he doesn't put any extra weight on that fractured leg, and keep the casts on his arm and leg dry."

"Yes, Doctor," said Mr. Turner,"thank you."

"Thank you Doctor Hunter for helping Timmy," said Mrs. Turner.

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Remy was about to walk off when Norm called,

"Wait a minute Psycho Version of Richie Rich, you need to distract that brainiac A.J." He paused. "And I know just how to do it." Upon which Norm snapped his fingers and Remy the blonde headed rich white boy, became a black rather cute girl.

"Uggh," said Remy, "You mean I've got to make a pass at that bald rich kid."

"Yep," said Norm, "I had told you earlier that we needed something to get A.J. away from the area. He is NOT going to mess this plan up." Norm smiled. "Besides your pumps really look great!"

Remy shook his head and stated,

"Why I did I EVER agree to wish you free?"

"Because," replied the genie, "you wanted an unlimited supply of magic and there was no way I could do it if I was forced to be sucked up into that lamp after just three wishes." Norm paused. "Enough small talk, you ready Buxaplenty?"

"Yeah," said Remy, "I guess so."

And with that Remy Buxaplenty walked in the direction that Chester and A.J. went.

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Chester and A.J. were almost at the Turner's house. Chester spoke up,

"It'll be great to see the dude again. It's been kind of dull around here without him."

A.J. nodded.

"You're right Chester, it's never a dull moment with Timmy around."

Both boys laughed and that's when A.J. noticed the attractive African American girl near them.

"Oh, pooh," said the cute girl, "I have this complex equation that I can't work out. I HATE my tutor with all of his hair. If only some bald genius could help me."

A.J. got that look in his eye; the same look he got when he became smitten with that mysterious girl at the mall. The one who liked dead frogs.

Chester looked in horror,
"Oh no, A.J. I've lost him again." Chester shook his friend "A.J. "You've got to focus. Timmy's coming home."

A.J. shook his head.

"You're right Chester," he said, "let's go."

"And," said the unnamed girl, "if he helps me I'll smooch every inch of his face." He/She didn't show it, but Remy thought he would gag at such a thought.

A.J. got an even goofier look in his eyes, and turned to his blond headed friend.

"Tell Timmy I'll be there as soon I finish making out with....,I mean helping this young lady with her homework." And with that A.J. approached the girl.

"And it starts," said Chester disgustedly. However Chester's was distracted by an object on the ground. It was a lava lamp from the 1970's. He stared at it. It looked VERY familiar, almost like he'd seen it somewhere before.

"A lamp from the 70's," said Chester , picking it up and rubbing the dust off of it.

Suddenly a poof of colorful smoke came from the top of the lamp and what looked like a man with a fez, goatee and a tan appeared.

"It's not just ANY lamp," said the mysterious man, "I'm Norm the Genie and I've come to grant three wishes for you!"