Valentines Day
Naruto goes around asking for advice. Me trying to be funny.
Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto. Crackish pairings, yuri.
Kakashi couldn't sleep that night, so he headed to the graves of his comrades. He and Rin were the only ones left. She's married that Yamanaka guy. They rarely talked, because he reminded her of Obito way too much. Wait…they have flowers…hey! He went on the search for the only flower shop in town.
He'd arrived at around ten-thirty, feeling the sleep deprivation catch up to him. It was Ino's shift. Oh god. He thought to himself. Talking to someone's best friend wasn't going to be easy.
"Oh…hi Kakashi. Today I am obligated to ask if this is for Valentine's Day." She said in a very uncharacteristic professional tone.
"Oh yes…" he replied, with a slight nervous tint.
"Anyone in particular?" she said, playfully.
"Sakura-chan." He said, casually.
"This should be easy. Here's a pink rose." She said, handing him the aforementioned flower. And had wrapped it in some light green tissue paper.
As he was about to walk out, but who should come in, but the rosette herself.
"Oh, hi Kakashi-sensei…who's the rose for?" she said, inquisitively.
"It's for you, here." He said, handing her the rose.
It took her a while to wrap her mind around it. Pink. On a rose it means light affection. Why would he give her one of those…unless…no, he couldn't. She honestly couldn't say she found him attractive. But with thirteen years on her, and habitual lateness, she had to stop and think. Inner Sakura made the decision for her.
Oh, fuck it. He's hot, and he likes you. It's not weird. And Naruto will leave you alone.
So she hugged him, and whispered in his ear, "I like you, too."
With the close contact and the slight horniness she'd gathered form the situation, she pulled his mask down, and kissed the daylights out of him. Ino was caught by surprise, and just looked away. They left, and Kakashi ninja-poofed them to his place. Clothes were torn off, and they had some fun, casual sex.
Meanwhile, at the flower shop…(and at maybe three in the afternoon)
Ino sighed. Sakura had gotten a guy without trying. A jounin, with some of the best credentials in the city.
Shikamaru went in, and asked her, "Ino, could I get a favor?"
"Err…sure?" she said, confused at why he was so serious.
"Ok, I've got some feelings for Hinata Hyuuga. Help me."
"Err…you guys have about as much chemistry as Gaara and Anko would."
"Actually, I saw the walking around together just now. They looked tired."
"Holy shit. Well, just tell Hinata how you feel."
"Got it." He walked out lazily.