Valentines Day
Naruto goes around asking for advice. Me trying to be funny. Attempts of
Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto. Crackish pairings, yuri.
Naruto was getting some training done, he figured Tsunade was buried in paperwork, so he'd let her get some done before he told her.
Iruka was pondering. He'd corrected all the tests, and the students had the week, so he'd have at lest five free nights. He really needed a woman in his life. Most people told him that. He kept saying he hadn't found the right one. A couple months ago he'd been proven wrong. Shizune, the hokage's secretary, was looking like the one. How should he say it. He even had less experience than Naruto, who had actually had sex before. (A/N: I think he fucked Tsunami…aka Inari's mom)
He decided to just bug her seriously. He'd quickly gone in and out of the Yamanaka shop, grabbing a purple rose. He was ready. He'd tell her today. Using his sick Chunin skills he tracked her down quickly. She was in the bunker-sleepy place for the Konoha nurses. No one else was in there.
They talked for a while, and when she brought up the rose he made a very stupid mistake. He kissed her. Nothing dirty, just a chaste, tender touch. Then, playing it off, he told he said it was for her. She looked at him, then the flowers, then him. She then tackled him pinning him to the ground in smexy passion. Iruka hung his vest on the outside of the door, this being the ninja equivalent of a tie on the doorknob. If you know what I mean…nudge