Valentines Day
Naruto goes around asking for advice. Me trying to be funny. Now it's getting wrapped up with a big red bow.
Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto. Crackish pairings, yuri.
TenTen was devastated. The girl of her wet dreams was with someone else. It made no sense. She decided to go get her some flowers and try to persuade her into girl love.
She went to the flower shop, and she saw Ino, boredly staring into space. You're kind of cute…TenTen thought. Except that she said it out loud. Ino looked up, and said, "Umm…thanks, TenTen. Oh my god! Have you been crying?"
"Yeah…I saw Hinata kissing Shikamaru." She said, between sobs.
"You like him…?" she asked, inquisitively.
"Not him. Her." She said, expecting to get chastised for her perversion.
"Oh…yeah, I could see why. She's nice, polite, with a balcony you could to Shakespeare from. I'd probably be in her pants if she wasn't straighter than a line." Ino said, not realizing she'd said it.
"Yeah…" she said, as the conversation got dry. TenTen was looking a bit happier.
"So, this seems really stupid, but do you want to catch a movie or something, my shift ends in ten minutes." She asked.
"That'd be nice. Not just as friends though." She said playfully.
And so they went to the latest film featuring that princess. (A/N: From the Naruto movie)
They held hands pretty much the whole time, and after the move ended, they both lost control simultaneously. They kissed each other right before the lights came on. And they were in the middle of the theatre. The whole theatre saw it, and gasped. They broke it off immediately, faces redder than Gaara's hair. They left quickly, not wanting to get hassled. Later, that sat down on a bench in a relatively quiet part of town. (Hint: Where Sakura told Sasuke she loved him)
"So, you want to pick up where we left off?" Ino said, quizzically.
"Err…sure. Not here though…your place or mine?" TenTen said, in an oddly serious tone.
"Yours. My mom gets back tonight."
So they went back to TenTen's place. Her mom was busy at the forge, so she didn't notice them. Her dad had died when she was young, so he couldn't do anything.
And so hot, lesbian sexing was made. They stopped at four in the morning, in the name of sleep.
Hours earlier…
Naruto was ready. He had stupidly gotten too nervous, so it was late. He was wearing his pajamas now, including the famous penguin-dog hat. He had a red rose he'd gotten from Ino, and a bar of milk chocolate. The reason for a bar over a big ol' box was a combination of a lack of funds and the fact that he thought giving a whole box says 'I think you're fat.' So he found himself sneaking into the tower late at night. It was pouring rain, so he was soaked.
As he entered, he made sure to dry himself very carefully with a towel he found in a closet.
He went into her office. She was doing the last of her enormous stack of papaerwork. She looked up when he entered.
"Oh, hi Naruto…what are you doing here so late…?" she asked casually.
"I just wanted to give you these." He said, handing over the flower and miraculously dry chocolate.
She was baffled. Did this mean that he loved her? Sure, he's here type, but he's barely thirteen. Eh, they've both been lonely for so long…couldn't hurt to ask…
"Naruto-kun, does this mean that you…" she said, trailing off at the end.
"I love you." He said, and expecting a serious lecture about their age difference or the Kyuubi thing.
She got up, and walked up to him. He didn't expect what happened next. She hugged him. He hugged her back. Due to the height difference, his head got stuck between her boobs. Not that she minded. They sat down on the floor, just cuddling. That lasted all night, as they fell asleep in each other's arms.
Fin.