CHAPTER SEVENTEEN

THE PLOT THICKENS

Given the reviews I just got, I better update right now. Remember, things are not as they seem.

Norm just stood there grinning very evilly while Remy stood there triumphantly. Remy spoke first,

"Well, done, Norm."

"Thanks," said the genie who dropped Timmy on the ground, face down.

Timmy coughed and looked up.

"So you finally got me."

"Yep," said Remy, "and now you're going to die."

"So go ahead and do it," said Timmy, "you want me dead so bad."

"Oh don't worry, Turner," said Remy "you're going to die, but like I told you in that cellar,it's going to be very slow." He paused and added, "In fact the only thing I'm going to do quick is bury you." Remy pointed the hole in the ground he had dug. "I won't wait for you to die."

Timmy looked in horror at him and said,

"You're insane, you'll never get away with this."

"Of course I will," said Remy, "because I ALWAYS get away with everything." He stopped and turned to Norm. "Okay, Norm, throw him in."

Norm picked up Timmy roughly and threw him in the hole in the ground.

"I WIN", said Remy. Then suddenly he heard Timmy's voice.

"Think again," come a nasally high pitched voice from the hole, "human punk" and those last two words suddenly became a thick Austrian accent. Timmy Turner stood up and became Jorgen Von Strangle.

"Jorgen," said Remy,"that's okay." Buxalplenty reached out to a table, and grabbed something off of the table. "Here's my butterfly....," Remy stopped and looked at a case full of butterflies, "collection." Remy looked in horror and added, "Where's my butterfly net?"

"You mean, this buttefly net," said Norm pulling it out from behind his back.

"Yes, Norm," said Remy, "throw it."

"Certainly," said the genie upon which he threw it out of the cave."

"WHHHAATTTT?!" said the blonde rich boy, "what's wrong with you, Norm? You're supposed to be on my side."

"Not anymore," said Norm, "You're a MURDERER, Buxaplenty. You're the type of human that gives genies a bad name."

"Well, you're about to be a very trapped genie," said Remy pulling something else from the table, "be prepared to smoof blanketed."

Remy pulled up what he had in his hand. It was poison ivy.

"Yeoww!", said Remy "I'm allergic to poison ivy. Where's the smoof."

"You mean this "smoof"," said A.J.'s voice, apparently coming from nowhere.

"Who said that," said Remy terrified and confused, "it sounds like A.J., but I don't see him."

A.J. suddenly materialized with the smoof blanket in his hand and said,

"I knew my invisibility ray would come in handy one day."

Remy looked in horror as two very powerful magical beings and A.J. looked at him in a rage. Norm suddenly went into full genie mode complete with the turquoise smoke and the dark outline. It was a sight to behold. Even Jorgen had to admire it.

"Remy Buxaplenty, you nearly murdered Timmy Turner and worse you used me to try to do it. I may be a "hip" guy,but I'm still an all powerful genie so prepare to witness my POWER!"

Remy looked in terror as the now fifty foot Norm came after him. Norm collected a ball of energy in his hand and said,

"You know before I made you much bigger. Now prepare to become MUCH, MUCH SMALLER."

Norm shot his energy at Remy who immediatedly started shrinking. He looked in terror as his surroundings got bigger.

"Nooo," he squealed.

"That's enough," said Norm who stopped. Norm returned to "normal" and looked down at the now four inch Remy. He picked the now terrified Remy up in his hand. "And now," said Norm, "I believe you have a date with destiny yourself" and they all poofed out of there.

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Timmy, now well rested with his broken leg propped up on a cushion, was watching T.V. and saw the news report.

"This is Chet Ubetcha reporting that Remy Buxaplenty, accused of attempting to murderer Timmy Turner, has been taken into custody by the Dimmsdale Police Department." Remy, now normal size,appeared on the screen handcuffed but shaken, he spoke,

"I'm innocent! It was that genie! He wanted to kill Timmy Turner, and he shrunk me!"

Chet Ubetcha just shook his head at the obviously normal sized boy.

"I don't want to speculate too much," said Chet, "but it's my opinion that Remy Buxaplenty is a stark raving lunatic."

"Amen to that," said Norm, "it's nice to see that justice has finally be served."

"Speaking of justice," said Jorgen who suddenly got out a smoof blanket and put it over Norm, "it's time you met justice."

"Jorgen,"said Timmy, "what are you doing? Norm just helped us?"

"And I'll be sure to consider that at his trial, but he still broke the law."

"Jorgen," said A.J. "release Norm or else."

"No, A.J.," said Norm, "don't worry. I'll go along with Jorgen" He winked. "And I know just what to do."

"And so do I," said Jorgen who poofed out of there with Norm.

Cosmo, Wanda, Timmy, and A.J. stared at each other.

"Man," said Timmy, "Jorgen is a REAL jerk."

"Yeah," said A.J., then he smiled very subtly, "but I have a feeling Norm has the situation under control."

"What do you mean, A.J.?,said Wanda.

"I just have feeling," said A.J

"I have a feeling too; a hungry one.," said Cosmo.

"Me, too," said Timmy, "Wanda I wish we all had a feast fit for a king, and not just ice cream sandwiches!"

"Done," said Wanda who poofed up a massive table with plenty of food. The fairy GodParents and the two young boys prepared to dig in."

Okay, there is one more chapter left. Remember that monitor was sending false information to Remy which is how they were able to fool him.