I disclaim

My friend actually said to me that I should write 101 ways to move like Draco, and I have been thinking about it, and I am gonna write it so this is what this chapter is about. Then we will get back to the main story of the Ghoulies...no wait the Harry loving Draco loving himself story...

P.S I don't think that I'll get to 101 but lets see...

1. Always shove your hips from side to side. It is like the best trick in the book for showing off to yourself.

2. Never fall down the stairs. That would totally ruin your...umm...something.

3. Lie on your back in bed. I don't know why I do it, I just do, so like seriously. If you wanna move like me in bed, lie on your back.

4. Always practice kissing yourself. I know it may be hard to do, but moving your lips across a mirror helps. It sends tingles down my spine every time I kiss myself. I remember this one time... "Too much info Draco darling" "oh ok lollipops!"

5. (that was me just talking to myself that last part...)

6. When you are walking down a corridor, do a pirouette every once in a while. SO MANY people stop to look- at you!

7. Walk differently towards every person. Like when I am walking towards Professor Snape, I sort of don't scuff my feet as much. When I am walking towards Dumbledore, I just like ... I dunno. But HARRY POTTER! I have the best hate walk for him! Read number 8 to find out!

8. HARRY POTTER HATE WALK:

(I haven't actually thought of one yet...)

9. I am sick of this book

10. I told you I wouldn't get up to 101. I could barely get to 10!

11. Oh well, goodnight me!

"Ron its Christmas tomorrow...what do you think I should get for Draco?"

"dunno mate...maybe a bunch of flowers?"

"that is like soooo old fashoioned!"

"Well so-ree" (that was said in like two syllables you no like how you say soo ree...oh forget it)

"I HAVE THE PERFECT IDEA! I can give him (dum dum duuuuum) myself! That would be the perfect gift of all! I will write him a love letter!"

Dear my dearest Draco,

Since the first time I laid eyes on you, after we had gotten of those wretched boats, and walked up that tedious hill, I was in love with you. My sweet, I am sorry for refusing you when you offered me your hand all those years ago, but I was trying to act tough! I was trying to show off in front of you! I wish somebody would write a book on how to show off in front of Draco Malfoy...because I need desperate help in that section of my life!

My dear, I want you to want me to want you. Since it is Christmas, all I want for Christmas is you. I want you to say that to me, so badly, that I have imagined that you have said it already. So all you want for Christmas is me you say? Well of course you can have me! Come right over and pick me up in your strong arms.

FROM:

Your Harry.

"What do you think Ron?"

"I think it's crap."

"Draco, it's Christmas tomorrow!", said Draco to Draco.

"I know that darling, and I have made you the perfect gift!"

"Well hardly. The perfect gift would be to give you to yourself!"

"Why don't you do that then?"

"Oh! That is a perfect idea!

"Yes! Lets write me a love letter!"

Dear Draco,

Since the first time I realized that I could lay eyes on myself, i did. I looked every second of everyday, waiting to find something new. Well, my love for myself has grown since that point, and now, I don't know how to put this, but since its Christmas...

Draco, will you marry yourself?

Love From

Draco Marie Malfoy.

XXX OOO

"What do you think?"

"You are the best Draco"

Ok I know I haven't kept to my promise about keeping it good and not lame but...yeah. Please review! I mean come on! I got 81 hits overnight from this story and 1 person reviewed!