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GoblinKing13: Sarah! Fancy seeing you here!
PrettyPrettyPrincess: excuse me?? You can see me??
GoblinKing13: Er... no. It was just a figure of speech, dearest.
PrettyPrettyPrincess: ... I see the crystal in the corner, Jareth.
GoblinKing13: ...
PrettyPrettyPrincess: Poofing it away doesn't make things better.
GoblinKing13: ...
PrettyPrettyPrincess: How did you get IM anyways??
GoblinKing13: It's amazing how many of these contraptions are wished away. My last runner wished her computer away because her boyfriend broke off their betrothal over "e-mail", whatever that is.
PrettyPrettyPrincess: Are you having a slow year, Jareth?
GoblinKing13: Why, yes, darling. I'm touched you're showing more interest in your future kingdom!
PrettyPrettyPrincess: I was being sarcastic.
GoblinKing13: ... ?
PrettyPrettyPrincess: ... forget it.
PrettyPrettyPrincess: What's with everything being 13 anyways??
GoblinKing13: It happens to be the year I was born.
PrettyPrettyPrincess: !!!!!!!!!!!!!
PrettyPrettyPrincess: WHAT????
GoblinKing13: You are very amusing when you don't understand practical jokes, precious.
PrettyPrettyPrincess: ... ??
PrettyPrettyPrincess: I hate you...
GoblinKing13: And I love you!
cLoWn_PriNCe_oF_CriME has logged on.
cLoWn_PriNCe_oF_CriME: SAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!1!!!
PrettyPrettyPrincess: You have got to be kidding me.
GoblinKing13: What the wise man?!
cLoWn_PriNCe_oF_CriME: DIDn'T you MISS Me??
PrettyPrettyPrincess: NO.
GoblinKing13: No.
DarKKnighT has logged on.
DarKKnighT: HELL no.
cLoWn_PriNCe_oF_CriME: BATSY!!! OH, I LUVE the InteRnet!!! IT HAS ALL MY FAVURITE PPL!!!
PrettyPrettyPrincess: Bman!!
GoblinKing13: Oh, wonderful.
cLoWn_PriNCe_oF_CriME: IT HAS SarAH, BaTS, CHRIs crOCKer, MILEY cryus...
DarKKnighT: Hello, Sarah! Jareth.
GoblinKing13: Shouldn't you be off doing something superheroey, Batboy?
cLoWn_PriNCe_oF_CriME: eBaY, wikIPEDIA, Toys r US online....
DarKKnighT: No. It's noon. I'm eating lunch.
PrettyPrettyPrincess: I wish I could eat lunch without puking because you scare me so much, you crazy stalker loons!!
GoblinKing13: ... ?
DarKKnighT: ... :(
cLoWn_PriNCe_oF_CriME: and pONies, and websiTES that FOlloW SaNTa, and...
PrettyPrettyPrincess: Um... I didn't mean you, Bman.
DarKKnighT: Whew!
GoblinKing13: ??
cLoWn_PriNCe_oF_CriME: AND LOLLIPOPS and VIRUSES AnD WaLT DisnEy aND
PrettyPrettyPrincess: WILL YOU SHUT THE HELL UP???
cLoWn_PriNCe_oF_CriME: AND COOKIES AND PIRATES AND VAMPIRES THAT SPARKLE!!!!!!!!! AND
GoblinKing13: I need coffee.
DarKKnighT: How the HELL are you on a computer anyways, Joker??
cLoWn_PriNCe_oF_CriME: I dON't SHaRE My secrets, FATMAN!!! AHA HA HAA ASAHA!!!!
GoblinKing13: And a brownie.
PrettyPrettyPrincess: ?? Vampires that sparkle?? What the crap??
DarKKnighT: Get off the nice guard's IPhone, Joker.
cLoWn_PriNCe_oF_CriME: I can't... BECAuse IM Not On IT!!!! HAHAHAHHAHAAALSS!!!!
GoblinKing13: Do you have any brownies at your place, precious?
cLoWn_PriNCe_oF_CriME: nO :*(
GoblinKing13: Oh bloody hell.
DarKKnighT: I'm coming over, Joker. You better be off that IPhone when I get there.
cLoWn_PriNCe_oF_CriME: Ur cominG Over?? BUT what IF IM Nott deCent???
DarKKnighT: You're never decent. You're a homicidal maniac.
PrettyPrettyPrincess: No, Jareth. You ate all of Emily's last ones.
GoblinKing13: ... :*(
cLoWn_PriNCe_oF_CriME: HOW wouLD you Know If IM NOt decent?? Have U BeNN LOOKiNG in my CELL?? NaugHTY, NauGHTY!!
PrettyPrettyPrincess: Things that you pick up from the Joker aren't ever good, Jareth. Even smilies.
cLoWn_PriNCe_oF_CriME: EvEN STD'S!!!!!
GoblinKing13: ...
PrettyPrettyPrincess: ...
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cLoWn_PriNCe_oF_CriME: ... WaS IT SOmeTHINg i SaiD?? AHHH, BATMAN,,,, I WAS JUST AHAHAHA A HA A JKSJAL;ASPOADlakklhdl;,akopiaK...
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GoblinKing13: Cookies. Your place.
PrettyPrettyPrincess: Anything to get my mind off what just happened.
GoblinKing13: ... Anything?? ;)
PrettyPrettyPrincess has logged off.
GoblinKing13: It was worth a try.
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