Do you think I would be sitting here eating "four-and-twenty" meat party pies in my school uniform if I owned Harry Potter? I mean get real...
Anyways I disclaim again and again and aga... forget it. (excellent) (soz...that is my new favorite word...excellent... it may pop up in this story a bit...or a lot... GET ON WITH THE STORY! Soz...)
HERETH IT ISETH!
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"Ron? Ronnie? Ronble Bee? Why are you having suicidal thoughts! You know that I have that clock that tells me things! You stop that right now! I have informed all of your teachers, and now the whole school knows! (School-please look out for him...)Rasbery "
and Rons HOWLER ended.
" I hate her!" Ron screamed (but deep down he really loved her) (just for any of you people out there who think the idea of hating Mrs. Weasly is preposterous.) (and if you don't think it is preposterous then he didn't really love her deep down) (if you thought that it was preposterous and have read this far then ignore that last part please) ETC...
"Excellent" thought Draco. "My plan is working. Maybe...no. (I was actually gonna say something there but I forgot what.) (I'm sorry about all the brackets...my English teacher says that I use them too much) (I disagree). (I'm just gonna restart this paragraph for you...)
"Excellent" thought Draco. "My plan is working! I got Weasley thinking that he has to choose between the love of his life Neville (who he hears wedding bells just thinking about) and his best friend Harry! Woo hooo oh yeah! Whos da man! I'm da poof not da man!" "Yeah that's right Draco honey!"
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"Ron! Listen to me! Cant you see that that is the note that I wrote Draco? He probably got the names mixed up! That means that he wants the same from me! Oh yeah! Whos da man?"
"Get lost Harry"
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Yeah yeah I know SHORT
But it is only short because I am paranoid if I rant on for too long then I will ruin the story! See! I only have your best interests at heart!