DarKnighT has logged on.
GoblinKing13 has logged on.
GoblinKing13: ... Oh, it's you.
GoblinKing13: Since Sarah is currently not online, I shall take this opportunity to tell you to stay away from her.
DarKnighT: ?? O_o
GoblinKing13: I have noticed that you are currently stationed outside of her apartment's living room window.
GoblinKing13: ONLY I AM ALLOWED TO LURK AROUND HER WINDOWS.
GoblinKing13: So go the hell away before I set the cleaners on you.
DarKnighT: ??
DarKnighT: What the hell are the cleaners???
PrettyPrettyPrincess has logged on.
PrettyPrettyPrincess: Oh, good, Bman! I was just wondering if you wanted some cookies.
GoblinKing13: O_O What?!
DarKnighT: That sounds good. :)
PrettyPrettyPrincess: Great. :D I'll be right out.
GoblinKing13: Wait just a peaching minute!!
GoblinKing13: So if I happen to occasionally lurk around a window or two, I get thoroughly tongue lashed and deprived of any chocolatey goodness, but if BATBOY stalks you, you give him cookies??!
GoblinKing13: I WORK SO DAMN HARD TO EARN COOKIES!!!
GoblinKing13: I DEMAND SOME RESPECT, DAMMIT!!
PrettyPrettyPrincess: O_O
DarKnighT: o_O
PrettyPrettyPrincess: ... drama King...
PrettyPrettyPrincess: For your information, not that it's really any of your business, I asked Bman to come over and protect me from YOU.
PrettyPrettyPrincess: And for the record, Batman lurks at people's windows to try and save the world.
PrettyPrettyPrincess: YOU lurk at windows because you're hoping to catch me in my underwear.
PrettyPrettyPrincess: That makes YOU the stalker.
DarKnighT: *snickers*
GoblinKing13: Protect you from me?! Why in blue worms name would you need protection from me?!
GoblinKing13: And FOR THE RECORD, tisn't my fault that you walk around your house in that delightful red pushup bra of yours. You tease, you.
GoblinKing13: I do so love you in red.
GoblinKing13: Well, all colors, actually.
GoblinKing13: But especially red.
PrettyPrettyPrincess: O_O I do not!!!!!!!!
DarKnighT: o_O
GoblinKing13: Yes, you do! (3
DarKnighT: ... I think I'm just going to leave now.
DarKnighT: The chat room, I mean...
DarKnighT: I still want those cookies.
PrettyPrettyPrincess: I'll be right out, Bman. After I have a word with my STALKER.
DarKnighT: I miss the good ole days when I went around beating up bad guys that left weird clues about homicidal sparrows...
DarKnighT: Now I'm wasting my life away on this iBatphone.
DarKnighT: I have officially hit rock bottom.
DarKnighT has logged off.
GoblinKing13: ...
GoblinKing13: What a loser.
PrettyPrettyPrincess: SHUT. UP.
PrettyPrettyPrincess: We need to make some boundaries very clear.
PrettyPrettyPrincess: You will NEVER EVER talk about what happened with the whole underwear situation the other day. You will stop discussing my intimate apparel, and you will stop watching me when I am in said intimate apparel. You will also stop going on about desserts. BUY A COOKBOOK FOR GOODNESS SAKES.
PrettyPrettyPrincess: And you will also stop stealing my toenail polish. Goodness knows what you need it for, but I really miss my strawberry red shade. :(
GoblinKing13: What are you talking about? You LOVED seeing me in the underwear you had previously stolen... as I recall you flung yourself into my arms and kissed me passionately.
GoblinKing13: I shall never stop talking about your intimate apparel.
GoblinKing13: NEVER.
GoblinKing13: It is much too fun to discuss.
GoblinKing13: Also, Kings do not cook. They eat. I did not steal your nail polish, either.
GoblinKing13: Even for me, that would be low.
PrettyPrettyPrincess: THEN WHO STOLE MY NAIL POLISH??
DarKnighT has logged on.
WhoAmI? has logged on.
WhoAmI?: Riddle me this, riddle me that...
WhoAmI?: I have taken the nail polish to fool a bat.
WhoAmI?: Look out world, the Riddler's in town.
WhoAmI?: And he's not here just to fool around.
WhoAmI?: Sarah Williams, you're first on the list.
WhoAmI?: We'll have to see how much you are missed.
WhoAmI? has logged off.
PrettyPrettyPrincess: ...
PrettyPrettyPrincess: WTF??
PrettyPrettyPrincess: Does no one care about what I miss??
PrettyPrettyPrincess: I miss being sane and stalkerfree!!!
PrettyPrettyPrincess: AND MY NAILPOLISH!!!
PrettyPrettyPrinces: &^$##!!(*^$%#!!!
PrettyPrettyPrincess: DAMN YOU WHOEVER YOU ARE
PrettyPrettyPrincess: DAMN YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PrettyPrettyPrincess has logged off.
GoblinKing13: ...
GoblinKing13: My Sarah does have anger management issues.
DarKnighT: Great. I just log back on and I suddenly have yet ANOTHER psychopathic stalker to track down.
DarKnighT: Your girlfriend sure does take up a lot of my time.
GoblinKing13: For your information, SHE IS NOT MY GIRLFRIEND.
GoblinKing13: She is my future Queen-to-be.
DarKnighT: Whatever.
DarKnighT: Now I'm depressed because I don't think I'm going to get cookies now.
DarKnighT: *muffled sob*
DarKnighT: .. I guess I gotta go be Batman now...
DarKnighT: Later.
DarKnighT has logged off.
GoblinKing13: Now I get your cookies!!
GoblinKing13: HA!!!
GoblinKing13: ... Well, time to go find Sarah and make sure she isn't being kidnapped.
GoblinKing13: Why I couldn't have been gay like my mother thought I was for all those decades is beyond me.
GoblinKing13: I had to go fall in love with a bratty, beautiful mortal instead.
GoblinKing13: Just bloody brilliant.
GoblinKing13 has logged off.
cLoWn_PriNCe_oF_CriME has logged on.
cLoWn_PriNCe_oF_CriME: tO ALL My faITHfUl FoLloWErS...
cLoWn_PriNCe_oF_CriME: DONT LET THIS RIDDLER DOUCHEBAG UPSTAGE ME
cLoWn_PriNCe_oF_CriME: i mAy bE LOcKed uP IN ArkHam, BUT iM sTilL IMPORTAnT
cLoWn_PriNCe_oF_CriME: IM THE GODDAMN JOKER, FOR CRYIN OUT LOUD
cLoWn_PriNCe_oF_CriME: you DONT EfF WitH mE, ByOTCh
cLoWn_PriNCe_oF_CriME: iF YoU WAnt to HELP mE KiCK ouT The ImPosTER WHo stOlE My CoLORS anD SMellS LikE POO
cLoWn_PriNCe_oF_CriME: LEavE A commENT iN ThE LItTle Box teLLinG mE WHat yOU WANnA seE In the AS THE WORLD BURNS SEQUEL
cLoWn_PriNCe_oF_CriME: OR YOU MIGHT HAVE TO DEAL WITH STUPIDQUESTIONASSFACE FOREVER!!!!
cLoWn_PriNCe_oF_CriME: . .. . NO BaTMan THIS IsNT WHAt it LookS LIKE ASKASAHSASamjahjsalo;kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
cLoWn_PriNCe_oF_CriME has logged off.
PrettyPrettyPrincess has logged on.
PrettyPrettyPrincess: I'm going to get my nail polish back, no mater what it takes.
PrettyPrettyPrincess: NO.
PrettyPrettyPrincess: MATTER.
PrettyPrettyPrincess: WHAT.
PrettyPrettyPrincess has logged off.
What weighs six ounces, lives in a tree, and is very dangerous? A sparrow with a machine gun.
Duh!
That was a riddle they used in the original Batman movie starring Adam West (and the riddle I was referring to when Batman was talking about homicidal sparrows) way back in the day...
We have come a long way. Let us all bow our head in silence and respect for a minut --
MINUTES UP!!
Sorry that I haven't been responding to anyone, talking to anyone, or posting anything lately. My life has kinda been hell for the past couple of months. I'm working to get through it, so hopefully within the next couple of months I'll get out the epilogue to As The World Burns and the first chapter of the sequel. Also, I'm working on a new Never Leaving the Center, as well as the next two Falling chapters. Hopefully I can get these all out by the end of the year, but I can't really make any promises. :(
Special shout outs to Sylistra the Scholar, my awesomest friend and helper on this site, and Sophia, who is a brilliant beta that has made wonderful suggestions for my work. You guys are both amazing, and I promise to finally respond to your PMs/etc soon. :)
Thank you all for sticking with me, reading my lame attempts at foreshadowing, and my hideously long authors note.
I love you all so very much. Thank you for reading! Review? :)