BOO!
I think that you may hate me for this but:
A) I am just forgetting the whole note thing now and moving onto better funnier things (though I may end the note thing somehow)
B) Umm...I forgot
C) Oh yeah! I am going to end the story in maybe the next 3 or 4 chapters.
Anyways, an excellent thank-you to my one continuous reviewee, Songbird Severine. Your story is very excellent, (and I am not just saying that) (I actually think you'd do good as like a real author who like fully publishes excellent books!) (Seriously!)
I disclaimation!
(I actually had more meat party pies! Mum bought weird ones though, they are rectangle instead of circle and they are hard on the edges! Boo Hoo)
Hereth It iseth
!#$&()
The news came suddenly for Ron. Neville had a deadly illness for wizards to get. Chronic diarrhea. No seriously. It can kill wizards. Anyway. Ron rushed from Hogwarts against Harry's (weak) protests. (Because Harry actually doesn't like Ron that much) (It is soo obvious) Ron was at Neville's bedside within a matter of years. (Just kidding) Ron was at Neville's bedside within a matter of hours. (That's better) "Oh my Ronble Bee! (cough cough) You came!", exclaimed Ron, no wait I mean Neville. "Of course I did! Why would I not! The doctors said that there is NO hope! And that you are going to DIE in the NEXT FEW MINUTES!"
And then Neville died of a heart attack, not related to the diarrhea at all.
"Noo! My one and only!" Exclaimed Ron!
!#$&()
"How has Ron been Harry dear? Since the funeral and all. Has he been coping?" asked Mrs. Weasly attentively. "Yeah, fine," Answered Harry, who hadn't even spent 5 minutes in the same room with him (more like ½ an hour but oh well)
!#$&()
(This is an intermission that has nothing to do with the story but it is an excellent song, and it just started playing on my computer...Bohemian Rhapsody by Queen)
Is this the real life-
Is this just fantasy-
Caught in a landslide-
No escape from reality-
Open
your eyes
Look
up to the skies and see-
Im
just a poor boy,i need no sympathy-
Because
Im easy come,easy go,
A
little high,little low,
Anyway
the wind blows,doesnt really matter to me,
To
me
Mama,just
killed a man,
Put
a gun against his head,
Pulled
my trigger,now hes dead,
Mama,life
had just begun,
But
now Ive gone and thrown it all away-
Mama
ooo,
Didnt
mean to make you cry-
If
Im not back again this time tomorrow-
Carry
on,carry on,as
if nothing really matters-
Too late,my time has come,
Sends
shivers down my spine-
Bodys
aching all the time,
Goodbye
everybody-Ive got to go-
Gotta
leave you all behind and face the truth-
Mama
ooo- (any way the wind blows)
I
dont want to die,
I sometimes wish Id never been born at all-
I
see a little silhouetto of a man,
Scaramouche,scaramouche
will you do the fandango-
Thunderbolt
and lightning-very very frightening me-
Galileo,galileo,
Galileo
galileo
Galileo
figaro-magnifico-
But Im just a poor boy and nobody loves me-
Hes
just a poor boy from a poor family-
Spare
him his life from this monstrosity-
Easy
come easy go-,will you let me go-
Bismillah!
no-,we will not let you go-let him go-
Bismillah!
we will not let you go-let him go
Bismillah!
we will not let you go-let me go
Will
not let you go-let me go
Will
not let you go let me go
No,no,no,no,no,no,no-
Mama
mia,mama mia,mama mia let me go-
Beelzebub
has a devil put aside for me,for me,for me-
So you think you can stone me and spit in my eye-
So
you think you can love me and leave me to die-
Oh
baby-cant do this to me baby-
Just
gotta get out-just gotta get right outta here-
Nothing
really matters,
Anyone
can see,
Nothing
really matters-,nothing really matters to me,
Any
way the wind blows...
!#$&()
That was just something to fill the time while I thought of more to write. It actually worked!
!#$&()
(Harry Potters diarrhea..i mean diary)
Dear diary,
Nevilles funeral was today. I was glad to see him go. He didn't help my harry potter story much, I think he was just a waste of words. Ron was unhappy and I think he is suicidal…what was that noise? It sounded like someone throwing themselves off the top of the tallest tower. Oh well.
I have made more progress with Draco! I'm so excited. I ceremoniously burned the note, with special spells. So okay..it wasn't really progress with him, but just you wait! OOO he is gonna love me soo much!
Oh well I have to go and find Ron now to copy herbology homework. I suppose that is one thing that I will miss, copying off ron who copied of Neville. Oh well.
(I know I say oh well too much)
(oh well)
Love from Harry.
!#$&()
Ron, Neville, Mrs Weasly are now evicted characters. They are no longer in the story. New characters for later chapters are Argus Filch, and Voldemort. Also, Draco forms a pair of (hypothetical) wings. But I think that is like 2 chapters ahead.
PRESS THE BUTTON DOWN THERE AND THE NAME OF YOUR CRUSH WILL FLASH UP ON THE SCREEN! SERIOUSLY THIS WORKS!