A/N Hey, this chapter is dedicated to Emmett is my baby, who so far is the only reviewer to the last chapter. I've got writer's block just a teensy bit. Also, I've got two more performances for the musical I'm in, some homework and bla bla bla, and I need better excuses for the fact that I won't be able update in at least 3 days. I own nothing! Woot!

BPOV

He looked more human, but his wounds were more prominent.

"Hey, Bells, I washed in the river! Now, how do I look?" Jacob said.

"I, uh, uh, I really don't know." I stammered.

"What do you mean, you don't know?!" Jake asked, slightly angrily. As he said this, Edward pulled me behind him, and poised as if he was getting ready for a fight.

"Well, Jacob, let me help. You come back from the dead looking like hell, and, sorry, that killed your looks. Also, you come back intent on revenge, and that made you look really bitter, like Sam, and this revenge was on someone you loved more than life!" Edward said, still protecting me.

"Also, your hair is messy," I added, as if it helped.

"Bella, don't push him," Edward said, so low that it was only meant for me to hear.

I nodded nonchalantly, so Jake could think I had some random techno song stuck in my head or something, and I was just nodding to the beat.

"Jacob," Edward cleared his throat, "why did you kill Charlie, Renee, and Phil?"

"They were in my way when I tried to kill Nessie," he said.

"I notice you still call her Nessie, why is that?" I said.

He was about to respond when I heard a loud wolf cry.

"Well, that must be my cue to leave," Jake said, and he ran off.

"Damn, we need to find a way to permanently get rid of him," Edward said," he is always a pest when we are finally slightly happy, but, sigh, you love him still, don't you?" Edward said.

"I love him like a brother now, but, instead of talking of all this depressing serious stuff, why don't we do something a little more constructive of our time?" I said.

He knew what I meant, and I started slowly unbuttoning his shirt, and he kissed me deeply and passionately.

A/N And, scene! What will happen next? Will I ever change the pov? Are Bella and Edward discussing politics? Well, the first person to review to this chapter that's way too short will get the next chapter or the one after that dedicated to them. Was this short chapter a hit or miss?