Me: (holding a clipboard, and is writing something on paper)
Servo: What's this?
Me: I'm busy with a college assignment, and it's very importent. I'm leaving Zane in charge of getting the next chapter ready.
Zane: Ok, here's the overview of the new chapter. The first part of this chapter features me, Servo, and the others who got dragged to the Pokemon world. Also, Tom Servo here goes through another one of his moments where he blows a situation completely out of proportion.
Servo: When have I ever done that!? Name one example!
Crow: Business Casual Day on the SOL when we watched The Deadly Mantis, the ridiculous amount of saftey railings you installed on the ship's bridge when we watched Space Mutiny, and let's not forget how out of control you got when you began bashing Canada during The Final Sacrifice!
Servo: Ok, two things: One, I said name one example. Two, I wouldn't have gotten out of control if you and Mike hadn't started the Canada bashing in the first place!
Me: All of you shut up! I'm trying to work here! This paper I'm writing is a group project and my classmates will kill me if I let them down! And if I go down, I'm taking you with me!
Zane: Ok, calm down everyone... Ok, le's begin.
Chapter 7: Zane's Troubles
A few days passed when the group appeared in this new world. As far as the wildlife could tell, the new, strange creatures in their world were docile, but they were still wary of this group of newcomers in their home. However, they saw they seemed lost, and decided to help them keep their strength so they could find their way home.
The newcomers mentioned are the other stars of this fanfic, Zane T., Tom Servo, Goombario, Kooper, Yoshi and Cambot. Zane was a little upset about being stuck here as Servo was going overboard with his survival tactics, and he was driving Zane to the brink of insanity since Servo insisted on believing all the food the creatures brought the group to live off of was dangerous. He was especially mad that he somehow lost his backpack that held numerous keepsakes he aquired during his travels over the years.
Servo saw Zane with a berry, and yelled, "NOOOOOO! Those little blue berries are bound to be poisonous!" The small blue-colored berry in Zane's hand in actuality was perfectly harmless, but Servo wa paranoid as ever. Zane then said, "Servo, we hadn't anything to eat in almost three days no thanks to your so-called 'survival tactics'! I've seen these animals eat this and all of those other berries without any trouble! Now shut up, or I'll throw you against a tree!" Servo kept ranting as he lunged for the berry. Zane quickly ate the berry to get Servo to stop. He suddenly felt his strength return steadily after eating the berry, which was odd seeing as he only had that one berry.
Zane then said, "I had a funny sensation after eating that berry, but I'm perfectly fine!" He picked up one of the other berries lying around, then crammed one down Servo's throat. Afterwards, his mechanical immune system detemined that the berry was perfectly safe to eat. Servo ate one of the other berries, and while athough it was very bitter, it otherwise didn't hurt him at all. Zane then said, "Well? Still paranoid!?" Servo flatly said, "Shut up." And continued to eat.
The others also finally got a chance to eat for the first time in three days after Servo's idiotic survival in the wilderness attempt. Goombario then said, "Wow, these berries are fantastic! These little blue ones seem to have similar properties as a mushroom, and these little red berries are extremely spicy!" Yoshi gulped a mouthful of the pink, heart-shaped berries, and said, "Wow, these pink berries are sweet!"
Cambot, having no mouth of his own couldn't eat so he just observed the unique wildlife. He saw a small brown bird plucking insects out of some thick grass. He then saw an odd-looking fox with six tails and deep red fur that almost looked orange. Kooper also noticed the animals, and said, "Whatever these odd animals are, they sure are friendly. It's a good thing we found ourselves here." Suddenly they heard a female voice say, "Ok, whoever or whatever you are! Your under arrest for tresspassing!"
The group was shocked to say the least. For one, they hadn't known they were tresspassing on someone else's land, and furthermore they were in another world and thus had no means of knowing if they can find a way home. They turned and saw a human woman dressed in a cop's uniform who had blue-green hair and a rather attractive figure. Servo then said, "Woops, I'm sorry miss, we had no idea we were doing anything wrong. What exactly are the charges anyway?"
The officer then said, "Your very smooth metalhead, but it'll take more than that to let down my gaurd! For your information, the charges against you are that you're tresspassing-" Zane then said, while at the same time trying not to be rude, "You've already told us that miss, anything else?" The lady then said, "You happen to be on a nature preserve punks! This area's strictly off limits to the public unless they are allowed in! Second, your eating food reserved for the pokemon here!"
The group put two and two together, and figured the animals were these pokemon creatures. Goombario then said, "Excuse me, but there's been a major misunderstanding! We woke up here three days ago, and haven't been aware this was a nature preserve! If we had, we would have tried to find a way out of here the moment we found out! Of course, we wouldn't be here now if a certain red robot built out of a gumball machine hadn't decided to force us to stay here thinking that everything in this world was out to get us!!!!"
The officer was confused about what she had just heard, but then said, "Well regardless, I'm gonna have to take you into the station to get some answers out of you. The reason being is that we've been experiancing some high profile criminal activity in the area lately, so towns and other cities nearby have been on alert as a result. Come with me and explain yourselves to back at the station, and I might forget about this and let you people go." Kooper then said, "Hey I'm not one to question an officer, so I say we go with you."
The group piled into police criuser. The policewoman obviously was at the wheel. Servo, Cambot, Yoshi, Kooper, and Goombario were all small enough to fit in the back, but Zane had to ride in the front. Along the way to the station, Zane had explained their situation to the officer, who had introduced herself as Jenny.
Jenny was very skeptical of their story, but she did note that creatures such as they have never been seen in this world before, and there have been reports of stranger things happening in the past. She decided to just simply take their word for it. They then arrived at a place called Azure Town. So called because the ocean nearby was a nice shade of light-blue which nearly matched the sky. She brought the group into the station, where they would stay until they found evidance of their story. In the meantime, Jenny granted protective custody seeing as they needed a place to stay for a while.
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Meanwhile with Ash and the gang
The group consisting of Ash, Brock, May, Max, Clay, Vivian, Meriee, Jessie, James, and Meowth were approching Azure Town themselves. They needed a nice quiet place to stay after the excitement they delt with a few days ago. Plus, since Jessie and James decided to quit Team Rocket, they needed to find some different clothes seeing as their uniforms may land them in trouble, even if they weren't black like the other rocket uniforms.
May then asked predictibly, "Are we there yet?" Max then said, "May, you asked that five minutes ago! And I told you Azure Town is another mile away!" Clay then said, "If I had a couple of Super Leaves, we could just fly there in about half the time..."
Ash and his friends looked at Clay strangely, then Clay said, "Oh, I almost forgot we aren't in the Mushroom Kingdom. You see, in my world there are a number of special magic items which can grant anyone a special ability for a short time. The Super Leaves I mentioned can grant someone the ability to fly. But even if we did have them in this world, we'd likely be caught flying, then captured, and then get experimented on..."
Everyone continued on, and they finally reached Azure Town, where little did they know that they were going to meet up with the rest of Clay's friends. Jessie said, "Ok, let's find a store so James and I can change into some normal cloaths. I do not want to go to jail now since we decided to clean up our act." May then said, "Well, find a place to hide so people wont see the uniforms. I'll fix the clothes problem in no time." May zipped off to a nearby store to get new cloaths for the former rocket members.
A few minutes later, May came back from the store with some new clothes. She then said, "I hope these'll do. I got some odd looks when I bought clothes that the cashier said were too big for me, as well as men's cloaths, so I'm not going back in there if you don't like these." A few minutes after that, Jessie and James were in their new attire. James was wearing a blue T-Shirt, black and white sneakers, and a pair of tan kakhi pants. Jessie wore a red shirt along with a mini-skirt similar to the one that was part of her old uniform, only it was colored green and was a little bigger. Finally, she had red tennis shoes.
Jessie then said, "Well, better than nothing, I guess..." James then said, "Speak for yourself, I've never felt more happy now than ever before! That old uniform was beggining to chafe!" Looking back, they saw what was left of their old uniforms that Meowth shredded with his Fury Swipes, signifying their freedom. Meowth then said after plucking a piece of fabric out of his paw, "So, where to?" Ash then said, "Well, May's got her next contest to go to, and I gotta find the next Battle Frontier facility."
Clay then said, "And I gotta find out if anyone other than Meriee, Vivian, or myself got transported here from our world." Brock then said, "You know, you can try speaking to our friend Professor Oak. He may be a pokemon researcher, but he knows a lot about various other things too. Perhaps he may know a thing or two about Quantim Physics?" Ash then said, "Yeah, good idea. He may not know about that stuff, but it's worth a shot. Let's head to the pokemon Center so I can call him and let him know about some of the stuff that's happened."
Clay then said, "Be sure to not say anything about me and my two friends being from another world since we'll be in a public place. It may also be wise to hold back on telling him about Jessie and James until we get to his place. Which reminds me, where does he live?" Max then said, "He's also from Pallet Town like Ash is. Prof. Oak was also the one who gave Ash Pikachu." Vivian slipped into the shadows to hide as the group entered the Pokemon Center. There, Ash called Prof. Oak back in Pallet Town.
When the professor picked up the phone, he said to Ash, "Ah, good to hear from you Ash. How are things going?" Ash then said, "Things have been... eventful." The professor seemed worried, and said, "Ash, something's troubling you. Care to explain?" Ash then said, "Well, it's probobly better that I speak to you at the lab about this, so me and the others are gonna be stopping by Pallet in a couple of days." Prof. Oak then said, "I see... If it's that important, I'll let your mother and Tracy know about it since this may concern them too." Ash smiled, then said, "Ok, thanks professor!"
Clay walked up to Ash and said, "I guess that was the professor huh? How'd it go?" Ash then said, "I told him we'd explain everything when we got to the lab. My mom and a friend of mine will be there too, I hope you don't mind." Clay then said, "Well, I think letting someone in your family know what's going on is a good idea, so I don't mind at all." After leaving the center, they decided to have some lunch at a local diner.
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At the police station
Zane and Servo were playing a game of cards in their temporary home at the local police station. The others were just biding time waiting for good news. Yoshi was looking out a nearby window when he spotted Ash and his friends with Clay and Meriee tagging along behind him. He also saw a faint, shadowy mass slithering around with them, and figured that was Vivian. Yoshi then yelled, "It's Clay! He's here!!!!!" The others ran up to the window and saw Clay, Meriee, and the currently hidden Vivian. Cambot then said, "Well I'll be! That didn't take as long as I thought!"
Kooper ran up to the door of their jail cell, and said, "Officer Jenny! Can we speak to you for a minute!?" A few seconds later, Officer Jenny walked in, and said, "Yes, what is it? I was busy filing some paperwork when you called." Servo then floated up and said, "Our friend, Yoshi was looking outside the window and saw our missing friends! Can you look into bringing them here by chance? Their names are Clay, Vivian, and Meriee. They seem to be hanging around with a group of kids, and went to a nearby diner."
Officer Jenny then said, "That's really fortunate for you guys! Ok, I'll head on down there imedeately. Before I go, I'll open the door for you boys so you can leave when you need to." Goombario then said, "Yeah! Now we can try to find our way home!" Officer Jenny left the station after freeing Zane and the others. She got to the diner in question, and saw the group outside eating at a table outside the diner.
Jenny then said to the group, "Excuse me, can I ask you kids something?" Our friend Brock, being the idiot we all know him to be, started hitting on Jenny. He said, "If it's asking me to go on a date, then I say, 'YES!!!!!'" Clay, Meriee, and Vivian had blank expressions on their faces (but you obviously couldn't see Vivian's since she was hiding in the shadows). Max took Clay's hammer and smacked Brock over the head with it, and said,"Will you give it a rest!?"
Clay then said, "What the heck was that!?" Ash then said, "Brock's always like this with women..." Clay then said, "That answers one of my questions. But here's the $64.00 question: How did Max get my hammer!?" Ash then said, "Never mind that Clay. So, what's the problem Officer Jenny?" Clay then asked, "How do you know her? I thought you said you never been here before." Officer Jenny then explained every woman in her family were dentical, and that they were all named Jenny. Clay, Meriee, and Vivian didn't believe it until they saw a family photo.
Ash then said, "There is also a Nurse Joy in every Pokemon Center in the world." Clay began showing signs of a headache, and then said, "Mama-mia, this world is weirder than I thought..." Officer Jenny continued by saying, "Now, you're Clay, correct?" Clay was a bit weirded out at how she knew his name, but Clay nodded regardless. Jenny then said, "Well that speeds things up then. I ran into some people who say they know you, and they saw you walking through town a minute ago. They asked me to escort you to the station so you can pick them up."
Clay groaned, and said, "Tell me, are there any robots among them?" Jenny then said, "Why yes, a red gumball machine-like robot, and a free-floating camera. Why?" Clay then nearly screamed as he said, "Tom Servo, what did you do this time!? Ok, take me down there, and tell me what that idiot did to land himself in jail again..." Ash's friends were shocked at this comment. Meowth then said, "Again!?" Clay then siad, "I'd rather not talk about it now. All I'll say was it involved an experiment with fireworks gone awry, and a lot of paint..." The group went to the police station, hesitant to know what Clay ment by fireworks and paint.
To be continued...
Zane: Well, there you have it! The rest of us have been found!
Crow: That was quick...
Zane: Nutcase didn't want the search for everyone to last forever, so he had the rest of us gathered in one group.
Servo: Speaking of our favorite lunatic, I wonder how he's doing.
Me: I just finished my report.
Mallow: Cool! Can I see it?
Me: No. It talks about a pretty delicate matter, and I don't want a fight to break out here. R&R!