Prank Calls and Dazzling

First, I want to apologize to everyone for the chapter 2 mess-up. I changed it and just explained what the RV looks like. Again I'm sorry. I found a beta, bookworm411. Thanks for reading.

Disclaimer: No, I didn't acquire Twilight over night.

Previously: All the sudden Emmett started chanting, "Road trip! Road trip! Road trip!" This was going to be a long road trip.

Rosalie's POV

I was walking down the hallway holding Emmett's hand. Carlisle had already started driving and the rest of us were sitting on couches. Esme and Carlisle were in the seats up front excited that we were starting our trip.

"I'm not just going to sit here this whole freakin' trip." That of course was my Emmett.

"Then what do you expect us to do, Emmett," Jasper snapped back.

"Oh, I have an idea. Let's prank call people." Alice slipped into a vision.

"This will be fun!" she exclaimed as soon as it ended.

"Who are we going to call first?" Edward asked us.

"First, everyone throw me your cell phones." Everyone threw me their phones except Bella. She got it out, looked at it, then at me and handed it to Edward, who threw it to me. Ugh, she always has to have him do everything.

"She's a klutz she can't throw, be nice Rose." Bella was watching his lips vibrate and she wasn't too happy that her boyfriend was saying something to everyone that she couldn't hear. And she got more frustrated when everyone started laughing.

"Edward, Bella is extremely frustrated that we're all laughing at something she can't hear." Jasper told Edward loud enough that Bella could hear.

"Sorry, Bella Edward was saying something only for vampires," I added because I want to see how angry I could get her.

"Fine then, Edward. I'm only for humans." She detangled herself from him and sat on the arm of the couch as far from him as she could get. Then, she crossed her arms and refused to look at him. This was going to be good. Bella is stubborn, but Edward has the dazzling ability. Emmett and I exchanged a glance, and I could tell we were thinking the same thing.

"Fine there is no way you will be able to stay away from me." Oh, wrong move, Edward, I thought.

"Watch me," Edward grinned.

"We see how he dazzles you, Bella. You don't stand a chance against him." Emmett said, trying to stir the pot. Everyone laughed, including Carlisle and Esme. Bella blushed and moved to sit next to Alice. Then, she stuck her tongue out at Edward.

"Anyway, let's get this show on the road. Who do we want to call?" Emmett was going to say something but Edward cut him off.

"Newton," Edward said as soon as I asked. It's no surprise that he would want to prank him; he smiled so I know he is reading my thoughts.

"Who has Mike's number?" Of course Newton had given me his number many times but I never put it in my phone.

"I do." Bella said.

"Bella, just a hint, when a freak like Newton gives you his number you don't actually put it in your phone." Emmett told her.

"I couldn't help it; he programmed it in my phone." she retorted while Edward growled.

"Stalker alert," Jasper whispered "Anyway what are we going to say?"

"Give me the phone, I've got an idea," Japer said smirking while Alice laughed. I threw him the phone and he Dialed Mike's number.

(Phone conversation- Mike Jasper)

"Um…Hi?" Mike answered, picking up his phone.

"Yes, this is the national bed-wetter's association. (No offence to bed-wetter's.) We received your plea for help."

"But I don't wet the bed!"

"It's okay to admit it, this conversation is confidential. Admitting your problem is the first step to solving it."

"I do not, I repeat, do not wet the bed."

"I know for a fact that you do, your mother told me."

(We heard Mike say, "I knew she would tell someone." We were laughing hysterically by this point.)

" But it's okay that you don't want to admit it, I understand."

"Um… maybe I do wet the bed on rare occasions."

"You might as well tell me the whole truth."

"Well…maybe every night."

Do you want me to tell you how to solve your problem?"

"Yes!!" Mike screamed in excitement.

"You need to call the number I give you and yell into the phone 'I, Mike Newton, am a bed wetter and I'm proud.'"

"If it will fix my problem then I guess I could do that."

"Okay, the number is 947-0094 (Lauren's number)"

"Thank you."

"No, thank you"

Mike didn't know the double meaning to his words.

"Okay, who are going to embarrass next," I wondered.

"The mutt!" Alice said in an evil voice.

"My turn!!" Emmett said as he snatched Bella's phone

(Phone conversation- Jacob Emmett)

"Hello?"

"This is the CFDD"

"The what?"

"The Center For Disobediant dogs."

"Why are you calling me, then?"

"We have been informed that your dog is extremely disobedient, trying to take a cat's girlfriend."

"What the heck, do dog's even have girlfriend's?"

"Well…yours doesn't."

"Who told you I have a dog anyway?"

"Um…I believe it was Embra and Qual."

"Embry and Quil?"

"Yes I think that's it."

We heard a growl followed by a crash before the line went dead. We all got Emmett's inside joke, except for the human of course.

"Where did you come up with the story about the cat's girlfriend, Emmett?"

"Bella, just think about it, Jake is the dog."

"Well, then what about the cat a…oh Edward's the cat and I'm the cat's girlfriend."

Sorry if the joke was lame but that was good for me. Sorry it took so long to update. I found out this week on like Monday that I had to cheer an extra game and I was going to write it that day. So thanks for reading to find out if Bella will be able to stay away from Edward and review because I don't have many reviews. Tell me what you think they should do in the next chapter, like maybe truth or dare. Tell me!!

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