Me: Hi everyone, we're back! Sorry we took so long getting this up, I've been busy moving into a new apartment, so I had no time to update.
Crow: Well, the important thing is that the new chapter is ready.
Me: Your right. Now, the info I'll reveal is that another one of our dear friends has a horrific nightmare. Only this time, it's our beloved Tom Servo.
Servo: Wha!? Why me!?!
Me: Because I had a joke included that would have only made sense if Crow did it rather than you. Anyway, let the chapter begin!!!!!
Chapter 18: Another Nightmare
It was shortly before 6:45 AM at the team's campsite. Everyone was sleeping soundly, except for poor Tom Servo. He at the moment was suffering from a horrific memory when he was a captive on the Satilite of Love many years ago.
(inside Servo's mind)
Servo felt like he was restrained. He couldn't move his arms (not that he could anyway), or even use his hoverskirt to try to move from his current position. If he had visible eyes, one would see him open them to find a familiar scene. His good friend, Crow T. Robot, and himself were on the SOL bridge, and he saw Crow fighting a sinister, black-colored version of himself. Servo gaped at the scene, then looked at himself, and saw he was glued to the wall with some unknown slime-like substance.
Servo said, "What the hell!? What's going on here!?!" The dark version of Crow was an evil monster from his past as well as Crow and Joel's, named Timmy. During one of the many movie experiments he and his friends were forced to endure at the hands of Dr. Forrester, this little creep appeared on the ship and pretended to be a friend of Crow's, until he began stalking Servo in the theater, and having tried to kill him. Joel got rid of the bastard finally, but as to why Servo was dreaming about this event now, he has no clue.
Crow was fighting Timmy as he tried to buy Joel time to find something to fend Timmy off with. Finally, Joel came in and yelled, "Let go of him, you bitch!" Joel smacked Timmy with a broom over and over again. Servo remembered that Joel was able to get rid of Tim using the broom to scoop him up, and then throw him out the airlock of the satilite. But for some reason, that did not happen in this dream.
What happened was that Timmy shot a laser from his eyes which incinerated the broom. Timmy then vaporized Joel into thin air, followed by Crow. Timmy then turned towards Servo, and charged up another blast. Servo saw in the shadows behind Timmy was one of the Dentes Rhohos, grinning at the carnage Timmy had caused. Servo began begging for mercy, but Timmy fired. At that moment, Servo woke up screaming.
(Back in reality)
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!" Servo yelled into the early morning air, thus also waking up his friends. Clay got up, and began saying out loud to no one in particular, "Abandon ship! Women and plumbers first!" Zane then said, "Grrr, who set Servo to scream at quarter to six!?" Everyone looked at Servo, except for Crow, who was somehow still asleep, and saw Servo was shivering like mad as if he had seen a ghost.
Servo then said, "I-i-i-t w-w-w-wa-a-as horrible..." He then began crying as his mind went over the nightmare he had just been through. He said, "I had a nightmare that a monster killed me, Crow, Joel, and everyone else on the SOL, and I couldn't do anything because I was glued to the wall, and (cries even harder)!!!!!!" Brock then said, "Calm down, and tell us what happend." Servo then said, "I don't know if it'd be ok for May and Max to hear this... (sobs)" Zane then said, "Servo, it can't be as bad as what Clay, Meriee, Vivian and I went through a while back, so tell us."
Servo then said, "Ok... But if you get scared, don't come crying to me! Back when Crow, Cambot and I were on the SOL alongside Gypsy and Joel, a mysterious black robot appeared that looked like Crow. It seemed harmless at first, but it eventually tried to strangle me! Crow and Joel were able to get rid of it by shoving it out an air lock, so we'd never have to worry about it again. But I just dreamed of what may have happened if Joel lost that fight... Timmy vaporized us with laser beams from his eyes!!!!!"
Everyone was beggining to feel even more sorry for the former SOL crew upon hearing this. But they felt terrified as well when they heard the next part. Servo began shaking uncontrollably as he shouted, "but the creepiest part was before I was zapped, one of those Dentes Rhohos freaks was in the in the background, smiling at the sight of my demise!!!!!!" Servo began crying even harder than before, and what appeared to be tears flowed from the top of his domed head. This finally woke Crow up, and he said, "Damnit there had better be some coffee being made, otherwise I'm gonna kick Servo's shiny ass if he doesn't shut the hell up!"
Cambot then said to Crow, "You're not helping. Servo just had a nightmare involving that creep, Timmy!" Crow's face paled (if that were possible for a robot), and said, "Oh dear... Sorry Servo, I didn't know. What happened anyway?" Clay then explained Servo's dream, and Crow then said, "That's odd... Why would he just dream that up out of nowhere? And why was one of those creepy-ass dinosaurs there!?" Clay then said, "Perhaps in light of current events, Servo's memory of this event was unleashed from his subconsious. As for why one of those demonic lizards were there, I have no clue..." Zane then said to Clay, "It could be a possible vision like that nightmare you, Vivian, Meriee, and I shared a while back."
Servo then said, "I can't have visions, it's not part of my programming. Though, that dream felt awful real to say the least..." Crow then said, "Oh man, this just reminded me of the nightmare I had!" Everyone's attention turned towards Crow as he said, "I dreamed that Joel was taking me and Servo on one of those father/son fishing trips, and while he was loading everything in the van he was dressed only in a Christian D'Jore Bra and Panty apron!!!! But the weirdest and most frightening part was that he had a little bellhop costume for me!!!!! I said, 'NO, I DON'T HAVE THE LEGS FOR THAT!!!!!!' Joel then said, 'Yes you do!' He then began chasing me around the yard, and mom came out dressed as a clown, and then-"
Before Crow could continue, Clay took his hammer and smashed him on the top of his head. Crow then said, "Hey, I wasn't finished!" Clay then said, "Oh, yes you are! I think that your personal problems should stay 'personel'..." Zane then said, "yeah, that's a dream that shouldn't be told to children..." He then pointed towards May and Max to emphasize his point. Luigi then said, "It shouldn't be told to anyone for that matter... Besides, Servo was genuinely terrified of his dream, yours sounds like a sad attempt at getting attention." Servo then said, "Besides that, we don't even have a mother! We're robots, dickweed!"
Crow then said, "I'm telling the truth here! I'm not attention seeking!!!" Kooper rolled his eyes, and said, "Yeah yeah, keep talking 'cause we aren't listening." Zane then said, "Oh, and if you ever say anything about that 'dream' again, I'll turn you into a Cuisinart." Crow was fuming about how everyone wasn't taking him seriously. He then looked towards his tent and saw it was jet black in color. He then thought of an excellent prank to pull on Zane and the others. He took down his tent, and crept off into the forest.
Brock then said, "Well, since we're awake, who's up for breakfast?" Everyone agreed to that idea, as a full stomach might help get over this little problem. Servo felt better after having some tea and some pancakes. A little bit later, Brock said, "Hey, where's Crow? His breakfast is getting cold." James said, "I saw him walk into the forest with his tent." Misty then said, "What!? What if one of those monsters are out there!?" Zane then said, "Leave that to me and Clay. We'll get that scrawny Oscar Awards reject back. If the Dentes Rhohos are out there, Clay and I can handle them with little problem. If anyone wants, they can come along."
The others declined the offer, as they were still busy eating. The two went into the forest with nohing but Clay's hammer, and Zane's backpack. Clay noticed an odd buldge in Zane's bag, and said, "Hey, what's this?" Zane noticed Clay pointing at his bag, and he said, "Oh, that. I'll tell you and the others about it later. All I'll say is that I found something interesting last night. I also found what I think might be those Moon Stone things as well. I'll give them to Vivian and May when we get back so they can evolve their Skitty's when they want to."
At that moment, a short figure jumped from the bushes, cloathed in a black cloak, and laughing in a psychotic tone of voice. Clay and Zane recognized it as the dark figure from their nightmare some time ago, and ran screaming back to the campsite. The dark figure ran after them, still laughing. When they got back to the site, everyone asked what was wrong. Clay ran into his sleeping bag, and hid deep inside while Zane hid under the collapsable table Brock brought with him. Before anyone could ask what was wrong, the dark figure arrived in the camp.
Everyone was terrified, as it looked like the figure from Clay, Vivian, Zane, and Meriee's nightmare they had mentioned. Everyone was scared, except Chicky, and B.K., who looked rather pissed. The two walked up to the figure, and tackled it to the ground. They pulled back the hood to reveal Crow T. Robot. When they saw this, everybody's fear became anger, but Clay and Zane were far more furious. Zane said, "CROW, WHAT THE FUCK IS YOUR PROBLEM!?" Clay then said, "Look, I'm sorry that we didn't treat your nightmare with the same amount of seriousness we did with Servo's, and I'm sure the others are too, but this is no excuse for dressing as that appirition we saw in our collective nightmare!!!"
Crow then said, "Can't you guys take a joke!?" This really got Zane mad, and he said, "You want funny!? HERE'S FUNNY!" Zane punched Crow in the face, causing the skull-like part of his head that contains his eyes to do a 180, forcing Crow to look directly behind him. The rest of the gang were shocked as Zane assaulted his friend, which despite Crow's cruel joke, wasn't right at all. Zane then said, "Now you can watch Clay and I kick your sorry ass!!!!!"
Before Zane and Clay could move, Meriee and Vivian held them back. Vivian said to Clay, "Please, stop right this minute!!!! Clay, you're too big of a person to do something like this to anyone! Sure, what Crow did was wrong, but that does not give you or Zane the right to trash him!" Meriee then said as she struggled to hold Zane, "Please stop... The last thing we need is to argue amongst ourselves... What if the Dentes Rhohos find out about this and try to use our occasional quarrels with each other to their advantage!?"
Clay and Zane calmed down, as they knew they had to stop. Zane said, "(sighs), you two are right..." Clay then said as he fixed Crow's eyes, "Sorry about that... But you should have thought this prank through a bit more." Crow then said, "Yeah, I see that now. Sorry everyone. I wont do this kind of joke EVER again! And this is a promise I aim to keep!" Zane then said, "Thanks Crow, but Clay and I will get you back for this! But don't worry, we wont pulverize you." Crow was a bit unnerved, but then thought, 'What's the worst those two can do!? I'll be fine.'
To be continued...
Me: Another filler, but I want to have this story seem as realistic as possible you know.
Servo: Seems like a good job to me.
Crow: What was with that dream you said I had!?
Me: It was inspired by a webcomic I read at deviantart a while back. It was one of the funniest things I had ever seen, and I had to include it for the purposes of this chapter. The credit for Crow's dream goes to my friend Draktyr, who is also a fellow MST3K fan. And don't worry, the final revenge on Crow will be added in eventually! R&R!!!