Ace: I wanna see if everyone gets out of this ok! Please hurry!!!!

Servo: Strange, you hadn't had any sodas today...

Ace: (sacasm) Ha ha, very funny Servo.

Me: Ok, time to conclude the events of the previous chapter! Get ready for the Jungle King's Fury!


Chapter 37: Jungle King's Fury

Diddy turned around and saw a creepy-looking mongoose with black fur, red eyes and matching stripes on it's head glaring at him. Diddy heard DK say over the banana phone, "Little Warrior, come in Little Warrior. Over!"

All Diddy could say was, "HEEEEEEELLLLLP!!!!!!!!" Diddy ran all over the office, trying to escape as the mongoose was frantically chasing Diddy. Diddy jumped on the computer console, and accidentally hit a ton of buttons, causing the computer to malfunction, thus causing all sorts of trouble all over the base. This inadvertantly unlocked the electronic locks on the cell that held Clay and his friends prisoner.

Clay and the others imedeately ran out of the cage, not caring what happened to set them all free. As they ran down the halls, they saw Rocket Grunts being caled in from all over the base to gather near the entrance as a large gorilla was beating the crap out of every pokemon and Rocket Grunt that tried to keep it from entering. Brock was puzzled by this, and said, "There aren't any gorillas in Johto..."

Clay and his fellow offworlders heard a familiar Tarzan-like howl. This was followed by screams, both human and pokemon as there was a sudden flurry of punching sounds echoing throughout the halls. The heroes ran on ahead to see what was going on, and saw a large gorilla with dark brown fur, wearing a red necktie with the letters 'DK' on the front. As Clay and his friends for the Mushroom Kingdom had expected, it was Donkey Kong.

They watched as Donkey Kong had knocked away twenty Rocket Grunts with a single swipe of his right arm. He then began slamming the ground with his hands as he caused a small earthquake that sent the remaining Rockets into the air. Then DK began pummeling every Rocket with every ounce of strength he could muster.

Servo then said to himself after seeing DK kick one grunt in the stomache, "Ohh, that looked like it hurt..." Luigi then said, "I don't think that's suposed to bend that way..." Crow then said, "Uh, DK, you can settle down now... You've pretty much won this fight. Who am I kidding, KICK THEIR SORRY ASSES!!!!!!" DK looked over to the heroes, then said, "Come on, we gotta get outta here!"

Jessie was about to ask how a Gorilla could speak English, but Diddy Kong ran in yelling, "I could use some backup here!!!!!!" The creature that was chasing him said, "Stand still, ya little hairball!" DK got in between Diddy and the mongoose, and said, "You were saying?" the mongoose, whom we all know as Branz the DR Zangoose, backed up slowly. Something told him this gorilla was more trouble than it was worth.

Zane then said, "So Branz, you had the nerve to face us again, eh?" Zane was about ready to attack Branz, but Clay said, "Hold on Zane. DK, this goon here is named Branz. He takes pleasure in torturing animals, especially monkeys." Branz looked at Clay with fear written all over his face. DK was now glaring at Branz, and he also bared his teeth threateningly. What happened next could only be descriped in only one word: Overkill.

Branz tried to run away from DK, but DK proved to be too fast for the corrupt pokemon. DK began pummeling Branz with even more fury shown when he clobbered the Rockets. When DK was done, DK shouted, "BANANA SLAMMA!!!!" Then he delivered a Giant Punch which knocked Branz clear over the horizen. Before Branz vanished in a small twinkle of light, DK said, "You better think twice before you hurt anymore monkeys on my watch, asshole!!!!!" DK turned to his friends and smiled. He then said, "Sorry if I was rude back there guys." Clay then aid, "No problem. We know how it is."

Crow then said, "Donkey Kong, how'd you get here!? We were in serious trouble, thank you so much for the rescue!" Max then said, "Wait a minute, this is Donkey Kong? The big gorilla who gaurds that Crystal Coconut thing? Wow cool, thanks Donkey!" DK then said to Max, "No problem, kid. By the way, feel free to simply call me DK. Everybody does."

Luigi then said, "Excuse me. Not that I'm not grateful or anything, but what are you doing here?" Diddy then said, "First, let's deal with these guys. Somehow I think that after what I saw while getting to the security office, the cops may want to deal with these guys." Clay then said as he held his cellphone in his hand, "Already covered."

While Clay delt with the police on the phone, DK explained what happened to bring Diddy and himself to this world. They also explained the recent problems affecting Subcon as well. Luigi then said, "Mama-Mia, things don't sound so good back home..." Kooper then said, "I think we need to try and finish this up as soon as possible so we can get home and see what's going on."

DK then said, "That's gonna be a problem seeing as how that teleporting machine is out of order..." Zane then said, "Not to worry. We learned of another way we can get home early on in this adventure. But first, we gotta tell you more about this world."

After explaining what pokemon were to DK, he finally remembered where he heard the name pokemon before, and that was during the Smash Bros. Tournaments. However, he didn't say anything as he didn't know if it would be a good idea to mention these tournaments to the rest of the group. Clay then explained everyone knew about them, so it didn't matter. The heroes also explained what the Dentes Rhohos were, and the DR pokemon as well.

Cambot then said, "Well, with DK and Diddy on our side, we've gotten a little stronger. With DK's muscle, and Diddy's speed and agility, we shouldn't have too much problems against Team Rocket or the Dentes Rhohos trying to cause trouble."

Clay then said,"Yeah, I was thinking about actually inviting DK to help us out when it's time for my next check in call with E. Gadd, and everyone back home." At that moment, Clay's DS Horror began ringing. When he answered it, E. Gadd was on the top screen with a very worried expression on his face. He said, "Clay, have you seen anything unusual lately!?" Clay then said, "If you're reffering to DK and Diddy suddenly appearing, yes we know. Don't worry, they're ok. Sadly, your machine has seen better days..."

E. Gadd then said, "I figured as such..." Clay then said, "But don't worry, we'll still be coming home, with or without that machine! It turns out there are special pokemon that can travel through time and space between this world and a special dimension where they live. I'm sure they can open a portal to the Mushroom Kingdom if they're willing to help."

E. Gadd brightened up, and said, "Oh good! That's great to hear! I'll be sure to tell your brother and the princess imedeately! Good luck kids!" E. Gadd then hang up, and that's when Diddy said, "Well, what do we do now?"

Brock then said, "Well, it looks like you two are stuck here with us for now. Who knows, DK's muscle could be of great help. Also, Diddy's small size and his agility could help keep ahead of our foes easily."

Diddy then said, "DK and I are always willing to help out." DK nodded, and said, "Yeah, these Dentes Rhohos guys need to be put in their place, and I'll be more than happy to slam them into the ground! Same with those Team Rocket losers!"

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much later...

In a helecopter high in the sky, one of the many high-ranked Team Rocket officers, Tyson, was in a very important video meeting with his boss, Giovanii. Tyson said, "I don't see how those kids escaped my base sir, I am deeply sorry..." Giovanii then said, "Those kids are apparently more crafty and cunning than they appear, especially the ones my partner, Kale is so interested in. I don't blame you for this defeat. But I am curious as to who these people are, as your report stated that the majority of those kids, while although matching the descriptons we have, didn't even look human! Some of them could even be mistaken as pokemon judging by their apperance."

Tyson then said, "It seems there's more to our enemies than meets the eye, Giovanii. What do you advise?" Giovanii thought for a moment, and said, "I don't know... I'll get back to you later once I come up with an answer. For now, find that idiot, Branz so we can continue our operation. He was no doubt defeated again after those brats spilled the location of our new Johto base."

At that moment, there was a loud thump on the side of the helicopter. When Tyson looked out the window, he saw a beaten Branz clutching for dear life on the side of the helecopter. The Zangoose then yelled, "PLEASE LET ME IN!!!!!!!!!" Giovanii smirked, and said, "Well, that makes part of our job easier. I wonder what happened to him?" Tyson ordered some of the grunts on board the helicopter to help Branz in, and Branz was eager to be rescued from his current situation.

When questioned about how he wound up here, Branz said, "A crazed ape punched me up here!!!!" Tyson almost started laughing. An ape punched him up here? That was ridiculous! But Branz explained the ape went by the name Donkey Kong, and he was a big gorilla that could possibly scare a Gyarados off if the big ape was enraged enough. The ape also boasted strength that could rival that of ten Machoke. He then explained the punch he was hit with felt like the equivelant of being hit by a train.

Giovanii then said, "Hmmm. Seeing as how Kale seems to know so much about these kids, I'll ask him if he knows about this ape." Branz then said, "Good idea... The one known as Clay seemed to know the primate..." Giovanii nodded before he logged off his computer, leaving the screen on the helicopter blank.

To be continued...


Everyone: (is laughing uncontrollably)

Gantz: Man, Branz certainly got pounded this time!

Otto: (still laughing)

Mallow: I think he enjoyed this too much...

(phone rings)

Crow: I'll get it. (answers phone. the person on the other end shouts so loudly and angrily that Crow is blown across the room)

Servo: (hesitanly picks up the phone) Hello?

???: GET NUTCASE ON THE LINE NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Servo: It's for you, Nutcase.

Me: Yes? Can I help you?

???: You can help me by explaining why I was humiliated yet again in this chapter!!!

Me: Branz, when you got hired on to play the part of one of the villians, you signed an agreement stating that you will not take legal proceedings to pay for any damages done to you during your time with us. One reason for this was that I don't want any trouble. Secondly, this agreement also grants free medical care to deal with whatever injuries you get while on the job. Now stop bothering me, or I'll write you out of the story in the next chapter! (hangs up)

Gantz: Well, that'll shut him up. Hopefully.

MMSB: I'd like to see that idiot try something. I'll knock him outta the park!

Me: Ok, settle down. R&R!