Servo: Good afternoon, everybody!
Me: (is on the phone) Yeah, and make that with extra cheese. No anchovies... No, I don't care if it's today's special, I don't want anchovies! Ok, if I see one of those ugly fish on any of the pizzas I ordered when they're delivered, I swear I'll-
MMSB: Yo, calm down! (takes the phone) Sorry about that man, Nutcase cannot stand seafood. Yeah, I agree, whoever put anchovies on today's specials list should be fired. Anyway, just get the pizza here, and make sure there is not even one of those fish on any of the pizzas.
Crow: Sorry about that readers, you caught us while we were ordering lunch.
Zane: Ok, shall we move on with the show?
Me: Sure, let's do this. This new chapter focuses less on the heres, and more of the involvment of the villians. The ones in particular happen to be the Shadow Queen and Haze along with a monster whom for now will remain anonomys until you all read the story.
Gantz: Ah, this sounds interesting.
Chapter 38: Sinister Metal
"I don't think I'm ever gonna get the hang of this..." Complained Donkey Kong, as he was trying to adjust to his human form bestowed by Clayton and his magic wand. Clay then replied by saying, "Imagine how hard it is for us humans to take our first steps on our legs! It's a lot tougher, let me assure you! You, while although used to walking by now, need to work on standing upright like a human if you wanna look normal compared to everyone else. At least Diddy's having no trouble."
The chimp in question had adapted perfectly to his new form, as he was used to walking upright all the time. He still wore his trademark hat and shirt, but he now wore a pair of blue shorts, seeing as how he was human for now he couldn't parade around a city without pants. DK, seeing as how he was a gorilla, he wasn't used to standing up perfectly straight, and usually had a hunched over stance like other gorillas. There were times he could stand up perfectly straight, but that was usually to fight, and standing erect like humans was unusual to DK at the moment since he now had to do this for reasons other than fighting.
He also had to add other foods to his diet in order to appear as close to being human as possible. However, he never strayed away from plants despite this, so he decided to act the part of a human vegetarian. But it was hard to keep from going crazy over bananas like he usually does.
Crow: Don't you mean going ba-
Otto: (shoots Crow a death glare) Don't even say it!
Diddy then said, "So, where do we go now? I'd say the Johto region is pretty much clear of trouble." Max then said, "Maybe, but it wouldn't hurt to check the rest of the region out before we leave for another. Team Rocket had several bases in Kanto, and since Johto is right next door, who knows how many others there may be."
Jessie then said, "He has a point. Sadly, due to all of the travelling we've done, neither James, Meowth, or I know of any likely places where a Team Rocket base could be." Meowth then said, "And it's obvious that the boss likely made his way to the secret fallback spot after you ratted out the main base's location." Zane looked at Meowth, and said, "You failed to mention that." Meowth then said, "For several reasons: 1) I have no clue where this place is. That's why it's a secret."
Zane rolled his eyes at Meowth's apparent sarcasm. Meowth continued with, "2) Because of it being a secret, neither James or Jessie knew much about it either. All they know was that the fallback base was to be used only in the case of the chance the cops find out about the main base in Giovanii's mansion. This brings me to point number three: Only the highest ranking members know of the location of the fallback base, so there wouldn't be any chance of any of the low-level flunkies accidentally giving the fallback base's location away. It was also a move to prevent possible spies to cause the boss trouble. But despite that, everyone knew there was a backup hideout, but only a few knew of the location."
Thats when Ash said, "And that gives us the reason to search Johto to find a base that has a lead to the fallback base's location, or the fallback base itself in case it's somewhere here in Johto."
At this time, in a hidden space, our least favorite diobolical duo, Haze and the Shadow Queen were trying to find another way to do away with the heroes. The Shadow Queen asked Haze, "How are we going to accomplish this task? That stupid rainbow bird knows of our presence, and will know if we decide to raise a little hell!" Haze turned to the Shadow Queen, and said, "That fool can't be everywhere at once. Besides, I did tell him that I'd only concede to his will that one time. He probobly figures the next time I decide to, as you put it, raise hell, those heroes might beable to stand up to whatever I throw at them."
The Shadow Queen nodded, and asked, "So, what's the new plan?" Haze then said, "The memories of the ones known as Crow, Servo, and Cambot intrigue me. The most terrifying moment in their lives, with exception of a few of those movies they've watched, was of an evil jet black version of Crow named Timmy."
The Shadow Queen chuckled, and said, "Timmy? Not a very threatening name if you ask me." Haze then said, "Timmy, while although evil, was a little crazy. He thought the name Timmy was scary as hell." The Shadow Queen then asked, "How do you know this?"Haze chuckled, then said, "Isn't it obvious? Timmy was one of my servents! Here, watch this."
Haze took his crystal ball, and played back a few clips of the day Timmy appeared on the SOL back in the Real World. They watched as Cambot was attacked in the darkness of the SOL by Timmy. Cambo however could not figure out what it was that attacked him after the ordeal was over. The image switched to a point where Joel was showing Crow, Timmy, and Servo the multipurpose dual levers that were seen in the movie that they were watching.
The Shadow Queen and Haze watched as Timmy shoved Crow into Joel several times, each time Crow being blamed for the attacks. They also watched as Timmy began messing with the levers, which had altered the fabric of space and time as Joel and Servo had changed apperance instantly.
In the theater, they saw Timmy apering out of nowhere, and began pestering Servo relentlessly, which eventually lead to Timmy actually trying to kill Servo when Servo decided to fight back. This was when Haze said, "This was when Timmy met his demise... I warned him to not under any circumstance let his true nature be discovered unless I said otherwise."
As the picture show continued, it switched back to a view of the SOL, and they saw Servo glued to the wall muttering, "Kill me... Kill me..." Next, Crow was shown fighting Timmy, and all Servo could say was, "Hey Crow, could you please kill me?" Crow then said, "I'm a little busy here Servo!" The Shadow Queen laughed at the idiocy that she was seeing, but quickly became quiet to watch more.
Crow and Timmy exchanged a few more blows, and Servo kept asking Crow to kill him. Finally, Crow said, "Oh, shut up! The red coats are comin'!!!!" At this moment, Joel, who was in his signature red jumpsuit, armed with a broom in hand, yelled, "Get away from him, you bitch!" Joel then began beating Timmy with the broom, and thats when Servo said, "Fine, don't kill me. I could go for a sandwhich though!" Joel then yelled back at Servo with, "Oh shut up, it's always one thing or another with you!"
The two evil ones watched as Timmy was blasted out of the SOL's airlock, and later landed on Real World Earth. The final clip shown on the crystal ball was of Dr. F and TV's Frank in Deep 13 with a basket. Inside the basket, posing as an abandoned baby was Timmy, who yet again blew his cover when he bit Frank with a second set of jaws cleverly hidden inside of Timmy's mouth. DR F. then finally found a way to kill Timmy, and no one ever had to worry about him again.
After the show was over, the Shadow Queen said, "I see why you'd be mad at him. The idiot deserved to die." Haze then said, "Yes, but he still struck fear into those idiots. As much as I hate to do it, I'll use some of my power to revive Timmy. Hopefully this time he'll learn from his past mistakes." The Shadow Queen watched as Haze began chanting in a language she had never heard before. Eventually, a dark mist filed the room. When it faded away, a large egg-like object was seen. Haze snapped his fingers, and the egg burst open. A figure was seen walking out of the egg-like pod. It looked like Crow T. Robot if someone had splashed a bucket of black paint all over him. The Shadow Queen knew at once that this was the infamous Timmy.
Haze then said to Timmy, "I'm glad that we meet again." Timmy then said in a nervous tone, "Master Haze!" Haze then said, "Have no fear. I brought you back from death for a new assignment, not to kill you for disobeying me."
Timmy was curious about what Haze was talking about, but before he could ask, Haze said, "My new assignment is this: The fools you knew on the SOL are now living free lives on a world different than the one they orbited around. They now live in a world known more commonly reffered to as the Mushroom World."
Timmy was suprised, and then said, "Isn't that the world you've been after for some time?" Haze then said, "Yes, the very same. At this moment, several individuals from the Mushroom World, along with some of the former SOL crew are in a different world from the Real World or the Mushroom World all together. Look into my crystal ball."
Timmy saw Clay and his friends (and more importantly Crow, Servo, and Cambot) having lunch at a resturaunt in Blackthorn City. Timmy noticed Crow, Cambot, and Servo had human forms instead of robot ones. Haze then said, "The one known as Clayton Mario is in possession of a magic wand which allows him to turn anything he shoots at to turn into whatever he wants. He gave several non-human beings human forms to prevent panic. What I'm going to do is send you there to try to halt them long enough for my other servents, the Dentes Rhohos, to finish their job."
Timmy looked at Haze, then said, "The Dentes Rhohos!? You're still wasting your time with them!?! Don't you remember what happened on their last mission!?" Haze growled, then said, "Yes, I remember it clearly. Prophet was lucky that he was able to get one of the things I needed to have done when he returned, otherwise I would have destroyed him and all of the other Dentes Rhohos a long time ago."
Timmy nodded, and then said, "Ok, I see. But what's he doing here?" Haze then took a deep breath as he recalled everything Prophet told him after he payed his saurian servent a visit at Team Rocket's fallback hideout. Haze then said, "His most recent defeat was just a few months ago when I ordered him to try and get the Crystal Stars. He failed miseribly at the hands of those very heroes. His ego got the better of him, and he wanted revenge. He told me his plan how he planned to get rid of the heores when I confronted him a few weeks ago. What he did was he had cast a spell on a watermelon seed to cause it to form a Warp Whistle inside of it as the watermelon grew. Just so happens, the seed in question was cared for by a Beezo named Shy Away, who happens to be a very famous gardener. This resulted in the watermelon to grow exceptionally big, thus allowing him to win 1st prize in the Gelato Beach Watermelon Festival at Isle Delfino. Clay and his friends were vacationing there, and they got ahold of the Warp Whistle where upon using it warped into the world they are in now. Prophet's next move was to turn some of this world's creatures into Dentes Rhohos to strengthen his ranks to overpower the heroes. As much as I approved of his methods, Prophet's goal was unacceptable. After his defeat at the hand of those heroes, I ordered him to stay hidden. But, despite his apparent rebellion, his plan was quite interesting. However, should he fail this time, he will die."
Haze turned towards Timmy, and said, "Now, recently I have found a possible problem that may endanger my plans. I thought for sure the spell I used to create the Dentes Rhohos could never be broken until I saw this." Haze shown Timmy a clip of HO-OH blasting a DR Froslass with a Sacred Fire attack, completely destroying the pokemon. HO-OH then revived the pokemon to be just as it was before becoming a DR pokemon. Haze then said, "The fate of the Dentes Rhohos may not be that big a deal to me anymore, but I still don't tolerate failure. I want you to go to this world and stir up a little trouble. Take this disguise, it'll help you blend in as well as figure out a way to stall the heroes. And remember: DO NOT UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCE BLOW YOUR COVER, OR I WILL PERSONALLY SEND YOU TO THE DEEPEST CIRCLE OF HELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Timmy took the disguise, and teleported out of there. The Shadow Queen then said, "I can't wait to see what happens now, heh heh heh heh..."
To be continued...
Wally: Couple of questions, mate. What did you mean by Timmy having two mouths?
Me: Timmy was a creature that parodied the aliens from the Alien movie trilogy. I remember seeing the alien queen having a second mouth inside the other mouth. It's kinda like the boxing glove inside Clay's hammer if you need a comparison.
Wally: I see. Now, what did Haze mean when he said Prophet was behind the Warp Whistle?
Gantz: That was another idea of mine.
Otto: I don't care Crow, enough of the puns!
Mallow: What's going on?
Zane: Crow and Otto got into an argument over the use of puns.
Crow: Come on, the timing was perfect! Why wouldn't you let me tell my joke!!?!
Otto: Three things you need to know Crow: 1) Puns are the lowest form of comedy. 2) I hate puns because of that. 3) Unlike Joel's habit of ripping your arms off and beating you over the head with them, I can do a lot worse to you if you start telling puns again!
Ace: Enough, both of you!
Me: Ok, R&R.