EMAILS:
Teddy Venturi to Stig:
Okay. Not much to go on. Whatever the reason for the dinner party, it isn't a hot topic. I've been watching mom and dad carefully and they aren't hiding anything. So the secret has very little to do with them. I still think there is a secret though. In desperation I came right out and asked mom. (I figured she was the easier to break). She said (I quote):
"Teddy. Inquisitiveness can be an irritation as well as an opportunity. Derek and Casey are quite entitled to have the parents of one of Stig's school friends over to dinner."
When I pointed out that you and Lucy weren't exactly friends, Mom mumbled something which I'm not entirely sure might have been 'bet'. But I don't see how this could all be about a bet.
Anyway, will keep digging. Incidentally, I'm comparing notes with Lilly Morgan who shows some promise at snooping.
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Stig to Teddy:
I hope you aren't expecting to get paid for that crap Teddy.
Teddy to Stig:
Consider it a freebie.
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Stig to Lucy:
Any progress, Loopy?
Lucy to Stig:
Not that you'll appreciate. Mom's inviting your whole family over for a barbecue.
And it's LUCY, lamebrain.
Stig to Lucy:
Fine. If you want to be called Lucy Lamebrain, who am I to refuse?
What do you mean 'whole family'?
Please tell me that doesn't mean what I think it means.
Lucy to Stig:
Oh yeah. You just got invited to my house.
Stig to Lucy:
Tell me when it is and I'll make sure I'm busy.
Lucy to Stig:
Was that you turning down free food?! Wow! I should email a quote to the school paper.
Stig to Lucy:
Can you even begin to appreciate the damage to my rep if someone found out we…gulp…socialised together?
Lucy to Stig:
And what about my rep?
Stig to Lucy:
…would be totally stoked, honey.
Lucy to Stig:
I'm not your 'honey'.
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Lilly to Teddy:
Don't know if the grapevine has reached you yet, but Mom's invited the Venturi clan over for a barbecue on Sunday. I'm allowed to have a friend over too, so consider yourself invited. (I thought you might appreciate the observational opportunities.) Anyway, it's 1pm on Sunday. (address below).
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Teddy to Lilly:
Genius Lilles!
I'll be over 1pm sharp.
Lilly to Teddy:
Lilles????
Teddy to Lilly:
Sorry. I get over enthusiastic at times.
Lilly to Teddy:
I noticed.
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Stig to Ashleigh Rogers (Cheerleader):
Ha ha ha ha ha ha.
After I split my sides laughing at your inane joke, I realised it was probably your dumbass boyfriend who came up with it. Why don't you just dump the dick and go out with someone more manly?
And before you do, you tell him that if I catch him spreading rumours about me and Loopy Lucy again, I will tell every one about the little incident with Justin I interrupted in the park toilets last Fall.
Ashleigh Rogers to Stig:
I assume by 'manly' you mean yourself.
Actually it was Bethany…your sister who told me that you were going to the Morgans for a barbecue.
What incident in the park toilets?
Stig to Ashleigh:
Sister? I don't have a sister called Bethany.
Ask your mincing boyfriend.
Stig to Bethany:
You are fucking dead.
Bethany to Stig:
Nice one bro. Dad was reading over my shoulder when that email hit my mail box. 3…2…1…
"Steven Venturi!!!! Get your sorry butt down here NOW!"